English translation of Aladdin's magic lamp joke

An American, a Japanese and an China were walking in the desert. I went to see an Aladdin magic lamp. A man wiped it out. The man said,' I am a lamp, and I can satisfy three wishes of each of you!'

The American first interjected, "My first wish is to have a lot of money." The lamp said:' This is simple, knowing you! Let's talk about the second wish The American said: I want a lot of money, too! The lamp fulfilled his wish, and the American added his third wish:' I'm going home. The light said,' No problem. Then Americans brought a lot of money back to America.

Deng asked the Japanese. The Japanese said,' I want to be beautiful!' The lamp gave him beauty. The Japanese said: I also want beautiful women! Deng also met him and gave him a Japanese beauty .. Finally, he said,' Take me back to Japan. '

And asked the Japanese to send back the lamps that China people wanted.

China people said,' Let's have a bottle of Erguotou. Give him the lamp. Ask him what his second wish is. China people said: Come back with a bottle of double pot! Deng asked him what his third wish was.

China people said,' I like Japanese and Americans very much. They do it when you go home.

the second part

Japan and the United States are very popular, but there is nothing they can do. All three countries have to quit. Walking, I saw an Aladdin magic lamp, and a man was rubbing it. The man said, "I am just a disciple of the magic lamp. Without his magic, we can only satisfy two wishes for each of you." The Japanese and Americans are United to let the China people speak, and such a person will then get back from him.

So China people say,' Double pots, take a bottle first.' The lamp fulfilled his wish. China, Japanese and Americans are urged to express their second wish quickly. After eating Erguotou in a hurry, Zhonghua said to the oil lamp, "OK, OK, you go."

the third part

Americans and Japanese angrily followed China to continue their journey, and then walked and saw an Aladdin magic lamp, rubbing its lamp to smell another person, who said, "I am a disciple of the lamp, and I can only satisfy one wish for each of you!" The American quickly chimed in and said, "I don't want to see China people." The light said, "Yes." Then he turned to the Japanese and asked,' You?' The Japanese immediately said,' I don't want to see China people.' The light said, "Yes." Then he turned to China and asked,' What about you?' China people say,' They say no'.

part four

China, who once gnashed his teeth with Americans and Japanese, walked up to an Aladdin magic lamp, rubbed it and sniffed at another person. The person said, "I am the apprentice of the apprentice of the lamp, and I can only satisfy one wish for the three of you!" Americans and Japanese shouted with one voice, "China didn't say anything". The man said, "Yes", so he turned to China and asked, "What do you want to say?" China people said,' Let them go back to their country and stop suffering with me'.