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In the story of the general and the lighthouse, the general told the lighthouse to get out of the way, saying, I am the general, and the lighthouse told the general to get out of the way.

This is a joke, and the content is as follows: This is a written record of the real radio conversation between the personnel of the Newfoundland Coast Administration of Canada and the US Navy ship in June 1995 and June 10, and the US Navy first announced the call record in June 1995.

Canadian personnel: "Please divert to south latitude 15 degrees to avoid collision."

American personnel: "I suggest you divert to north latitude 15 degrees to avoid collision."

American personnel: "This is the captain of a US Navy warship. I repeat, change your course. "

Canadian: "No, I repeat, change your course."

American personnel: "This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest fleet of the US Atlantic Fleet. We were accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and several supply ships. I ask you to change the suggested route to north latitude 15 degrees. I repeat, face the north at 15 degrees, otherwise we will take countermeasures to ensure the safety of our fleet. "

Canadian officer: "This is the lighthouse. Now it's your turn."