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In the story of the general and the lighthouse, the general told the lighthouse to get out of the way, saying, I am the general, and the lighthouse told the general to get out of the way.
Canadian personnel: "Please divert to south latitude 15 degrees to avoid collision."
American personnel: "I suggest you divert to north latitude 15 degrees to avoid collision."
American personnel: "This is the captain of a US Navy warship. I repeat, change your course. "
Canadian: "No, I repeat, change your course."
American personnel: "This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest fleet of the US Atlantic Fleet. We were accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and several supply ships. I ask you to change the suggested route to north latitude 15 degrees. I repeat, face the north at 15 degrees, otherwise we will take countermeasures to ensure the safety of our fleet. "
Canadian officer: "This is the lighthouse. Now it's your turn."
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