A humorous joke that stifles your internal injuries.

A humorous joke that stifles your internal injuries.

1, Xiao Ming is always bullied because he always likes to play mobile phones, so he is particularly disliked by his classmates.

The bad students in the class always like to bully him. One day, heavy hair came to Xiaoming and slapped him heavily on the head. Buy me some bread, son. ?

Xiao Ming said timidly:? I have no money. ?

Heavy hair said unhappily: Grass, you are practicing hitting the ball. Do you believe I let a group of people stop you from coming home from school? ?

Hearing this, Xiao Ming lost his temper and roared: I have friends too. Don't be so fucking arrogant. ?

Heavy hair at this, the in the mind sneer at. This son of a bitch has never talked to anyone and can still have friends. He said disdainfully: Come on, find a friend. I'll see who you can find ?

Xiao Ming didn't speak, but bowed his head and brushed one in the circle of friends and said: I initiated a dinner party at Chengnan Junior High School. The requirement is that the male must be over1.78m tall and his hair must not be black. He should be over 20 and under 30. If he meets the above requirements, the fee is free. ?

A woman married her husband, but a few years after marriage, this woman betrayed her and fell in love with another man.

At the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau, the man shouted at him. Once, you told me that you were road blind and you couldn't find your way home without me, but why did you get along with him? ?

The woman smiled. You really want to know. ?

The man nodded and said, Hmm? ?

The woman went on to say:? Because your bike doesn't have GPS navigation, his BMW does. With him, I don't worry about getting lost anymore. ?

3. Several men chatted together and talked about being afraid of their wives.

A man with a black beard said, I'm afraid of my wife. I'm afraid my wife is too scared to speak loudly at home. ?

At this moment, a bald head said:? You were scared, too. I wash my wife's feet, take slippers and do all the housework at home every day. ?

At this time, a man in a plaid shirt said disdainfully, You are afraid, too. I pick up the car to send my wife all day. ?

Two other people questioned:? It's nothing. ?

The man in the plaid shirt went on to say:? Drive my wife on a date with another man. You can compete with me. ?

4. The young monk asked the old monk: What is a woman?

Old monk:? Women are tigers! ?

Little monk:? No wonder the Buddha gave his life to feed the tiger! Our disciples should follow suit! ?

The old monk cried when he heard the news!

The young monk asked:? Why is the master crying?

Old monk:? I hate myself for not being able to act like it! ?

5, saying that my sister has many advantages. First, she is very popular with animals, such as mosquitoes, and the big black cow and the little donkey who beat my sister that year.

Second: be cautious. I once stood by the trash can for more than an hour thinking about whether mineral water bottles are recyclable or non-recyclable.

Third: talented. Qinqi calligraphy and painting, poetry and songs, tea ceremony and martial arts, and so on. . .

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