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How should you respond humorously when people say you have thick legs?

1, I have thick legs. Are you really that ugly?

2, there is no way to have money to eat.

3, fat and thin are the same. Anyway, we will dance square dance together in a few decades.

That's because God is afraid that I will be too perfect if I lose weight.

5, my legs are thick, is it my waywardness or your waywardness.

My legs are thick and you are ugly, so we are good friends.

7. What happened to the thick legs? Everyone weighs a hundred pounds. Do you weigh ten pounds?

8, the same is meat, why is meat difficult for meat?

9. Losing weight is not so easy. Every piece of meat has its own ideas.

10, I don't have thick legs, I have swelling caused by life allergy.