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Excuse me, what's the line of Shuang Huang's phone call?

The line of Shuang Huang's Call is:

Hello, leaders and comrades!

Chen: The year is coming.

Bai: set off firecrackers everywhere.

Chen: Today, my brothers and I show off and make everyone laugh.

Bai: perform a double reed, wishing every family happiness.

Chen: The performance is not good. Please don't run after watching it.

At the same time, Bai: Not everyone can play this double reed. It requires a high quality of actors. One of us has to perform in front and do actions at the same time, and the other says lines at the back. From a distance, it looks like a person. This requires that the performances of the two people should be very tacit and very coordinated, otherwise the double reed will not be called double reed.

My partner likes to show his face. Didn't he hear a joke the other day? He was careful. People who didn't drink at all simply drank half a catty of white wine and then went to Liaohe Street. It happened that one of the traffic lights didn't work that day, so he climbed up along the pole. He hit his neck. Oh, my God, several cars were rear-ended.

I have to see if my partner has finished wearing makeup. Gee, it looks like Sun Damei.

Chen: don't you bury people? I heard it backstage just now. This guy kowtowed to me, didn't he let you show your face in front?

do you think anyone can do it in front? It's easy to do it in the back, but it's hard in front, you know? What do you call Sun Damei? I'm serious. My ancestors called it Chen Shimei. I'm all o, let's get started. You can do it in the back for the time being, and I'll do it in the front. I'll let you enjoy yourself in front later!

Bai: no problem.