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What men call "the whole family depends on me" is a big joke in women's eyes.

Lead: What men call "I raised the whole family" is a big joke in women's eyes.

Many men like to say: "The whole family depends on me", always like a heavenly king. In their view, they earn money outside and pay the expenses of the whole family, so they are the ones who contribute the most to their women, so most of them will be arrogant and even look down on them, but in the eyes of women, it is a big joke.

Wang Xiao divorced his wife for a ridiculous reason. He doesn't like his wife being too rustic. One day, the company got together and asked him to bring his partner. He specifically told her to do her hair and dress better. When she came in a hurry, she was stopped by the receptionist and said that she was disheveled and could not go in. Wang Xiao couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground, but she hurried forward and picked her up and went in. The whole party was a kind of torture for Wang Xiao, because having a daughter-in-law sitting beside him made him lose face.

After returning home, he listed the following charges for his daughter-in-law:

0 1, too corny, I don't know how to dress myself, and I often embarrass myself;

02, I don't know how to make progress, I stay at home all day, and my thoughts can't keep up with myself;

03, there is no * * * with language, and children who know nagging all day;

After listening to Wang Xiao's reasons for divorce, surprisingly, she agreed without explaining anything. The two children were left to Wang Xiao, the property was divided equally, and the house was left to Wang Xiao. Wang Xiao watched her sign without struggling, fearing that she would go back on her word, and quickly signed a divorce cooperation. She's gone. He's free.

After regaining his freedom, he soon fell in love with a beautiful young girl in the company. She made eyes at him a long time ago. At first, I didn't want to mention little life, but the problem of taking her home to take care of the children came out. She can't cook, Wang Xiao can't cook, and neither of them can even use the washing machine. These two children make Wang Xiao go to school like crazy, so she is often late. Later, Dabao fell ill and had to ask for leave to accompany him in the hospital.

He is on the rise in his career because these things make his boss look bad. But when she was asked to take care of her, she said nothing, saying that she would not marry her two children unless they were taken care of. At this moment, Wang Xiao remembered his ex-wife. When his ex-wife is around, he doesn't have to worry about anything, just concentrate on his work. After his wife left, he found it so difficult to look after a family.

Wang Xiao called her mother, hoping that her mother could come and help with the children. Who knows that her mother scolded him directly when she received the phone call, saying that such a good daughter-in-law was not wanted, and she found a fox, and her heart was eaten by the dog. Don't mention how hard she called him. No way, Wang Xiao called his ex-wife and wanted to get back together. Who knew that he refused his obedient wife without saying anything? Said that he had never lived for himself before, and finally came out and never went back.

Now, do you still think that the man who can earn money is the king of Lao Tzu?

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