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What kind of experience is it to sing when you are obviously "tone deaf"?

This is an attitude towards life, a heart and a magnanimity! You won't be alone with such people. They bring their own jokes and do everything to make you laugh!

It depends. If you want to sing, and you don't think your lack of sense of sound is a problem, you should be intoxicated. However, if you know that you are tone-deaf, and you have to be urged by others to perform and sing, then your mood will not be so good, and you will only want to find a hole to get into, because you are deeply humiliated.

The first time I realized I couldn't sing well was in high school.

The school held an English singing contest, blindly confident in their English, and then signed up.

At that time, High School Musical was very popular, so I chose a song with a simple melody rhythm. -break free from bondage

So I went.

I think the English teacher in my class is here, and I am also the representative of English class. The teacher will let me pass.

I felt very good after singing, and even felt that I was recreating the original sound.

After stepping down, my friend showed me the video he recorded.

The whole process is very high. After all, I have learned the movements of the male and female lead singers of High School Musical for a long time.

However, what about the tune? ...

It doesn't exist.

I was really blind and confident in myself before that time.

I think singing is very beautiful, because many people have said that my voice is very beautiful before, and my boyfriend often says that my voice is particularly beautiful.

Later, I learned that people who sing out of tune don't know that they are out of tune.

Speaking of tone-deaf, I feel like a lonely soldier.

All the friends who can sing sing well (probably out of tune, after all, I can't hear you)

Friends who are out of step are generally afraid of making a fool of themselves.

Before I know the truth, I can say that ignorance is fearless.

But after knowing the truth, I am still strong. I have tried countless times to prove that I can sing.

I recorded a song that I practiced for a long time in Sing it and passed it on to my circle of friends. I tried to take the opportunity of my friend's birthday to prove to others that I can sing without trace.

Don't consider sth ...

"Ha ha ha, are you studying?"

"Sister, singing is ugly, just let the family know, don't be ashamed."

"You changed this song? I can't hear the original tune? "

"......"

Hey, silently deleted the link and uninstalled the singing.

So, what kind of experience is it to be a tone deaf person?

I envy those who sing well. When they sing, they all feel the light on them. I can only mourn his misfortune silently. Boyfriends I have talked about several times, all of whom sing beautifully without exception. I have to say that for a tone deaf person, singing well is definitely a plus item.

I want to prove that I also have musical cells, so I went to learn musical instruments, because musical instruments can be done without moving my mouth! When I was in college, I saved money to buy a guitar and signed up for a guitar class. I can press a few chords and brush them coolly. It's okay to bluff with the guitar. However, the problem is coming. I never knew the guitar was inaccurate. Envy others to pluck a few strings, and then pluck a few strings yourself can solve this problem. I also want to download software for calibrating sound, because I can't hear it at all!

I'm afraid to go to the KTV of the party. After dinner with friends in the evening, someone suggested going to KTV to sing. I always said: It's too late at night, so I won't go home. Joke, how can young people say that they are late at night? I love face so much, how can I tell my friends that I dare not sing! Every time we discuss where to play together, I pray silently in my heart: never go to KTV, never go to KTV. Going to KTV can only wait and die and be a foodie. Or pretend to be very devoted to playing mobile phones, who knows that I brush my circle of friends over and over again. Or to avoid embarrassment, I learned to roll dice and drink. You have to pretend to be busy anyway.

Only accept chorus or open original music. If the microphone has come to me, you must sing, what should I do! I must find someone to sing with, or the original song will be played the loudest. Give me a tune! Where to tune! What is melody! I don't know! If my friends stop singing on purpose, or fail to keep up, I will feel that the air has solidified and time has stood still. Listening to my own voice hovering in the KTV box alone, knowing that I can't sing out of tune is really complicated ... I believe people who listen to my singing feel the same way. Besides, if someone I like is present, I won't turn it on until I die!

Most songs only sing the climax. I always feel nostalgic at the beginning and the end, and finally wait until the climax, and finally it is time to prove my singing strength. Um ... not for a few seconds.

Sometimes even the music teacher really gives up on me. Music class is a nightmare. The piano teacher asked me to read the staff. All right, all right. "Do, heat, rice, method ..." I tried my best to sing my voice to the key it should have, but the teacher said that I sang a lot of non-existent keys. Okay ... forget it, just say it. "Well ... thank you, teacher ..."

I have to say that being tone-deaf really makes people feel inferior. Envy those who sing well, and feel that their mouths are full of light. I also thank those friends who took good care of my self-esteem and praised me for singing my own unique style.

hahaha. Your own unique style.

So, in the future, if anyone can let me take the initiative to sing to him.

There is no doubt that this man will get married.

I'm glad to answer it for you. People who are tone-deaf can always be intoxicated in their own world, regardless of other people's feelings. That experience is really subtle.

I have such a classmate who loves singing. Every time he goes to ktv at a party, he turns on this microphone, and whatever song he chooses is high, giving us a brotherhood of the wolf, which is embarrassing.

We said he ran away while singing, but he insisted that he didn't run. He is really immersed in his own world. With a wheat in my hand, the world feels like me. No matter what song you choose, he can accompany you. You can't find the key at all.

I really don't know what this big brother thinks. People who are tone-deaf are self-aware. He likes himself too much.

I don't know if you have experienced it. Haha, I'm beginning to feel funny. If I listen too much, it will make the thief uncomfortable. The voice was obviously high, and he sang an octave lower. This is my intuitive feeling, really speechless.

Just because a person can't sing doesn't mean he can't sing! Correct singing requires mastering the score of a song! Whether it's notation or staff! Also master the rhythm of this song! Speed! Is it major or minor! But also the artistic conception of this song expressed by our singer! Thereby causing the listener to sing! For those who are tone deaf! There is no need to ask so much! Singing is just a hobby for them! Entertainment! Although the rhythm of their songs is unstable! Moreover, it is out of tune! The listener is embarrassed to hear it! Not the smell! However, they may not know this! But immersed in their own songs! They think there's nothing wrong! Just sing happily! Therefore, nothing can be evaluated by professional level! Because many things are not for most people.

It's a major! Just be happy! Thank you!

Life is art, the course of life is one's own works of art, and one's greatest happiness is the greatest activity and appreciation of life.

The biggest activity needs to consume energy, some are good for the body and mind, and some are harmful to the body and mind. At least this is a healthy activity.

Everyone's cognition and taste are different. The other person knows that singing can adjust the breath, and when the breath is enough, his face will be fine. Everyone loves beauty, so he is very happy, realizes his little wish and lives an interesting life!

Learn to understand and appreciate, he is adding color to his life, and persistence is a natural beauty of life!

You can participate in it and help him improve, then you will be moved by his efforts!

Incomplete sound refers to singing out of tune, often out of tune, unable to grasp the seven sounds of do, re, mi, fa, sol, la and si, and turning singing into chanting or shouting without beautiful melody. Tone imperfection may be congenital, or it may be due to poor ear discrimination, which leads to inaccurate pronunciation.

If you are tone deaf, you can practice inhaling. Imagine yourself in a beautiful garden and want to smell the exotic flowers deeply-this is the inhalation of singing, which makes you inhale deeply. After inhaling, hold it for a short time as before sneezing, and experience the swelling around the waist. Finding this feeling is the key to singing.

First of all, the cause of tone-deaf is congenital, not out of tune or out of tune as we usually say. Out-of-tune can be corrected, but it is difficult to completely correct the tone defect. The reason for the pentatonic scale is that the muscles around the vocal cords are not fully developed, resulting in some pitches that cannot be pronounced. Another reason is that people's ears have poor ability to distinguish sounds, which leads to inaccurate pronunciation. The latter can improve or even reach the level of normal people through training, while the former can hardly be changed.

Then why can't you sing without five notes? Everyone has the right to like singing, and everyone has the right to express their inner feelings through singing. Although singing may not be satisfactory, it can improve their mood very well, so as long as he doesn't intentionally disturb others, what's wrong with others singing in the bathroom of KTV?

Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, I prefer to walk in the mountains. How can you judge that you can't sing a good song without trying? Just because a person has a broken tone doesn't necessarily mean that you can't sing. It may be the lack of singing experience and vocal skills. Knowing that you are tone deaf means practicing and challenging yourself constantly, which will bring unpleasant experiences to others, but at least you can challenge yourself and break through yourself! Come on ~

Let me give you an example. Wu Bai often broke his voice, but it didn't affect many people's liking for him at all. He says he can't sing, but he sings with his whole body, and he often sees sweating scenes at concerts. Music has no fixed pattern, but it is infectious and has its own characteristics, and should not be limited to rules and regulations.