Educational joke stories?

Educational jokes.

Have you ever driven a Grand Benz?

Xiao Wang, just bought an Otto. He was trying the car on the quiet third ring road in the middle of the night. He was driving happily when a Grand Benz came from behind. He was coming up from behind, and when he was about to pass, the guy in the Daben stretched out his head and shouted to Xiao Wang: "Man, have you driven the DaBenz?" Then he drove away in a hurry. It took Xiao Wang a long time to think about it. Come on, drive the Mercedes, what's so ugly about it, bah. After a while, Xiao Wang forgot about it and drove around happily. Just when he was happy, the Daiben drove up from behind again, as if it was also walking. When overtaking, the guy driving the Daiben shouted to Xiao Wang again: "Man, have you ever driven a Daiben!" Xiao Wang was so angry that he sped up and tried to catch up, but he couldn't catch up. There was nothing he could do about it. Before driving far, Xiao Wang was delighted when the Mercedes-Benz hit the guardrail.

Haha, Xiao Wang also stopped the car. He wanted to see the arrogant guy’s appearance. When he came to the car, he saw that the guy was fine and not seriously injured. When he saw him walking over, He opened his mouth and said again: "Man, have you ever driven a Mercedes-Benz?"

Xiao Wang almost lost his temper, but when this guy said something else, Xiao Wang really lost his temper. He said: "Man, have you ever driven a Mercedes? Where are the brakes?"

Looking for a humorous and educational story

An American, a Frenchman and A Chinese man was walking in the desert. As he walked, he saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man floated out. The man said: "I am a god. I can grant three wishes to each of you!"

The Americans were the first to say: "My first wish is to have a lot of money." The fairy said: "This is simple, it will satisfy you! Let's talk about the second wish." The American said: "I still want a lot of money!" After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home." The fairy said: "No problem." So the American took a lot of money with him. The money went back to the United States.

The fairy asked the Frenchman again. The Frenchman said, "I want a beautiful woman!" The fairy gave him the beautiful woman. The Frenchman said again: "I also want a beautiful woman!" The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The French finally said: "Send me back to France." After the fairy sent the French back to China, he asked the Chinese what they wanted.

The Chinese said: "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The god gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is. The Chinese said: "Another bottle of Erguotou!" The god asked him what his third wish was. The Chinese said: "I miss the French and Americans very much. Please bring them back."

The French and Americans were extremely popular, but they had no choice but to continue walking.

While walking, I saw another bottle. After opening the stopper, another person came out. The person said: "I am the younger brother of the fairy just now. My magic power is not as strong as his, so I can only satisfy each of you." Two personal wishes.”

The French and Americans agreed that it would be better to let the Chinese speak first, lest they come back later. So the Chinese said: "Then let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The god fulfilled his wish. The French and Americans urged the Chinese to express their second wish quickly. After drinking Erguotou, the Chinese said to the gods calmly: "Okay, it's okay, you can go."

An American, a Japanese, and a Chinese were exploring in the jungle. As a result, they were all captured by the cannibal tribe. But the tribal chief said: "I am in a good mood today and I will not eat you, but you will all have to suffer a hundred blows, but before you get a blow, you can have a wish come true."

The United States will be hit first. people. He said: "Before you get on the board, please give me a cushion first." After putting it on, the boards fell like raindrops; at first, 70 boards were okay, but after 70 boards, the cushions were smashed, and then the boards were bloody... After the fight, America Lao left with his hands full.

After seeing this, the Japanese asked for 10 mattresses. After 1, 2, 3...100, the Japanese stood up, patted their ***, everything was fine; then they boasted about their ability to imitate and recreate, and wanted to sit back and watch the Chinese show. .

Jokes with profound meanings

1. When I was a high school math teacher, Juniu B, brought a deck of cards into the classroom for the first time, gave one to everyone, and asked everyone to remember He kept his cards, and from then on he took that deck of cards with him every day in class, shuffling them on the podium while teaching! From time to time, he threw out two cards and said calmly, "Diamonds, 4, clubs, jack, come up and do the questions..."

2. On the way to learn the scriptures, Tang Monk said: Wukong, let me give you a question to test you. We have four masters and disciples. If one dies, how many will be left? Wukong answered: Zero. Tang Seng was furious: 4-1=0? Tell me how you calculated it! When Wukong heard this, he beat Tang Seng to death with a stick, then looked at Bajie and Sha Seng and said: How can there be anyone now?

3. Go shopping for watermelons with your wife. Watermelon sellers will not give you any advantages. Me: It’s the same watermelon. Everyone else sells it for one dollar, so why do you only sell it for one dollar and a half? Him: We are also a daughter-in-law, and everyone else’s is one hundred pounds, so why is yours one hundred and fifty? Me: Just wait for me to calm down for a while...

4. Her space access secret question is "What is the name of my boyfriend?" The male celebrities I always mentioned to her are the same as those in school. I have entered the names of handsome boys and they all show errors. Suddenly, I felt blessed. With trembling hands, I entered my name and pressed Enter... Sure enough, it was not...

5. I went downstairs to buy something in a small supermarket today and saw the boss scolding his son. I asked out of curiosity. The boss was very excited, saying that this bastard had replaced my God of Wealth with his Ultraman...

6. Just now, on the bus, two coins in my hand fell to the ground. I was about to pick it up when the uncle sitting next to me picked it up. I thought he would give it back to me, but I didn’t expect him to put it directly in his pocket! I thought to myself that the uncle might not have money to take the bus, forget it... After a while the conductor came over, and when I took out two more coins and wanted to hand them to the conductor, the uncle took out four coins from his pocket and said leisurely: This girl's I paid the fare together! Uncle, what are you going to do...

7. Question: Why do you need to look at the production date when buying an inflatable doll? Answer: Is it suitable for you to find a girlfriend without looking at the horoscope?

8. There was a couple. The husband woke up first in the morning and said to his wife: "If I don't leave, it will be too late. By the way, this is your 800 yuan." The wife accepted it without hesitation. At this time, they all seemed to understand something...

9. Wife: Do you know why a man’s penis is called a penis? Husband: I don’t know! Wife: As a man, you don’t even know this! Husband: Do you know why? Wife: Because a man originally had three eggs, but one hatched out later! Husband: ...

10. A gentleman went to the hospital for a cold and got a drip needle. The nurse quickly inserted the needle and hung up the saline solution for the gentleman. More than an hour later, the water in the saline bottle was filled with water. When it was over, the nurse came over and immediately replaced it with another bottle. The gentleman was puzzled and asked the nurse: "Miss, didn't the prescription only prescribe one bottle?" The nurse pointed to the empty bottle cap that had been filled with saline and said, "Sir, you are so lucky. This bottle has won the prize. Come on." One bottle~!

11. An old man had never used an ATM before. When he used the ATM for the first time, a voice prompt came from the ATM: "Please enter your password!" "The old man looked around and saw that no one was there, then he bent down sideways, put his hands to his mouth, and whispered to the cash machine: "Six zeros! ”

12. Once *** coaxed the child to sleep with your grandpa at night, the child did not want to go. *** said: If you don’t want to go, I will go.

Grandpa is here Pang Zhengse said: Educate children to be honest. You cannot coax children and deceive the elderly at the same time.

13. The landlord accompanied the new tenant to look at the house.

Tenant: "It seems. This house often leaks. ”

Landlord: “No, it only leaks when it rains.” ”

14. In the bar, George was drinking beer alone. He suddenly felt that he was going to the bathroom. He was afraid that someone would steal his beer after leaving, so he wrote a note on the table: "I spit in the cup. "When he came back, he found another sentence added to the paper: "I spit out it too. “

15. Today’s mobile phones and computers are all popular with touch screens.

One friend particularly lamented: "Technology is developing so fast now, maybe one day all TVs will have touch screens." Another friend said: "You are stupid! You have a remote control and don't use it, you have to go over and poke it with your finger?"

16. A young girl marries an old rich man. At the wedding, someone pointed at the bride's back and said, "I'm really wronged, girl. Look at the old groom, he's almost as old as her grandfather."

The old rich man retorted: "To say I'm wronged, I'm better than She is even more humiliated because her grandpa is only two years older than me, but I still have to call him grandpa!”

17. My grandpa posted a picture of a naked girl online. The seven Hurova brothers left comments one after another. Da Wa: Awesome! Erwa: It’s so bright! Sanwa: Hard! Siwa: Know how to be popular! Wuwa: It’s wet! Liuwa: Damn it, it’s shameful to hide it! Qiwa...

Looking for an educational joke

(1)

A student asked the teacher: "Teacher, why are there two The shortest line between points?"

The teacher explained it for a long time, but the students didn't understand it.

Finally, the teacher was helpless and said: "You take a bone and throw it out. Do you think the dog will take a detour to pick it up or run straight over?"

"Of course it will run straight over. La." said the student.

"The dog knows that you don't know yet..." the teacher said.

(2)

A man called a Japanese businessman and said: "I'm looking for Mr. Taro." The operator said: "I'm sorry, he died last week."

The next day, the man called again and wanted to talk to Taro. This time the operator got a little bored and said, "I've been telling you he died last week. Why are you still calling?" The man said, "Because I just love hearing about it.

(3)

Four surgeons sit around and talk about the kind of people they like to operate on.

The first surgeon says, “I like to operate on librarians the most. Operation. When you open their bodies, everything inside is arranged in alphabetical order. "

The second doctor said: "I like to operate on accountants the most. When you open their bodies, everything is in numerical order. "

A third doctor said: "My favorite thing is to operate on electricians. When you look at their bodies, everything is coded by color. "

The fourth doctor said: "I like to operate on Japanese people the most. "The other three doctors looked at each other and expressed doubts. One of them asked what. The fourth doctor said because they have no heart, liver, spine, and the *** and head can be interchanged.

(4)

A Japanese was eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought a plate of lobster, the Japanese asked: "How do you deal with the leftover shrimp shells?" "Of course it's thrown away," the waiter said. "NO!" NO! NO1, the Japanese shook their heads and said, "In Japan, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China."

After a while, the waiter served it again After a plate of fruit, the Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What do you do with the leftover lemon peel?" "Of course, throw it away," the waiter said. "NO! NO! NO1, the Japanese shook their heads and said, in Japan, leftover lemon peels are sent to the factory to be made into fruits, and then sold to you in China."

Checkout At that time, the Japanese were chewing gum and asked the waiter with a smile: "How do you deal with the leftover gum?" "Of course, throw it away," the waiter said. "NO! NO! NO1," the Japanese shook their heads and said proudly, "In Japan, the chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into sets, and then sold to you in China." "

The waiter asked impatiently: "Then do you know how to dispose of used condoms in China? "Of course it's thrown away." "The Japanese said.

The waiter shook his head and said: "NO! NO! NO! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum, and then sold to Japan.

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(5)

A taxi was driving on the road leading to the Chicago Airport, with a Japanese tourist in it. At this time, a taxi passed by , the Japanese shouted: “Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast 1

After a while, another taxi passed by. "Look, Nissan! It's made in Japan! It's too fast1

Another taxi passed by. "Hi! It's Mitsubishi! Made in Japan! The taxi driver is 100% American. Seeing so many Japanese cars passing his own American car, coupled with the Japanese's arrogant language, he couldn't help but feel a little annoyed.

As the taxi entered the airport parking lot, another taxi passed by. "It's a Honda! Made in Japan! It's so fast! It's not cured1

The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed at the meter angrily, and said: "1,500 US dollars. ""1500 dollars for this close?" 1 "Taxi meter! Made in Japan! It's so fast! It's not curable.

(6)

There was an American, a German, a Japanese and a Chinese sitting on a plane. , the plane suddenly ran out of fuel in the middle of the flight, and the captain announced that one person must jump out of the plane to reduce the weight.

So the American showed his personal heroism and walked to the hatch of the plane and shouted: America Long live the country!

The plane continued to fly... At this time, the captain announced: The weight was still too heavy, so the Germans jumped off! Stand up, walk to the hatch of the plane, shout: Long live the German Empire!

The plane continues to fly...

Who can tell me? Some short educational jokes?

The following 8 jokes are very classic, share them with you:

1. Architect

An The lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake every time a train passed by. "That's nonsense." The architect replied, "I'll take a look." When the architect arrived, the lady advised him. Lie in bed and experience the feeling of the train passing by.

As soon as the architect went to bed and lay down, the lady's husband came back. When he saw this, he asked sternly: "What are you doing lying on my wife's bed?"

The architect replied tremblingly: "I said you were waiting for the train, would you believe it?"

I realized that some words are true, but they sound false; some words are false, but there is no doubt about them.

2. A British gentleman and a French woman were riding in the same box. The woman wanted to seduce the British man. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. The husband gave her his quilt, but she still kept saying it was cold.

"How else can I help you?" the gentleman asked frustratedly. "My mother always used her body to keep me warm when I was a child."

"Miss, there's nothing I can do about this. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I?"

I suddenly realized that a man who is good at understanding style is a good man, and a man who does not understand style is even better.

3. Spoon

Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup, and the waiter brought it to him immediately. As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted: "I'm sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said: "I'm sorry, I can't drink this soup."

The waiter had to call the manager. The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and very popular with customers. Could it be that you..." "I mean, where is the spoon?"

It is of course a good thing to correct something once you have made a mistake. But we often get rid of the correct ones and keep the wrong ones. The result is that mistakes are added to mistakes.

4. Wrong Wear

In the dining room, an extremely humble man timidly touched another customer, who was wearing a coat.

"I'm sorry, are you Mr. Pierre?" "No, I'm not." The man replied.

"Ah," he breathed a sigh of relief, "Then I'm not mistaken, I am him, and you are wearing his coat."

Epiphany

It is not easy to be confident. People who are straight are often groveling, while people who are crooked are as arrogant as an ox.

5. Call back

A Scotsman went to London and wanted to visit an old friend, but he forgot his address, so he sent a telegram to his father: "You know Thomas’s address? On the day he reported it, he received an urgent call back: “I know. ”

Epiphany`

When we finally find the most correct answer, we find that it is the most useless.

6. Sad story

Three people went to New York for a vacation. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down. After discussion, they decided to walk back to the room and agreed. They took turns telling jokes, singing and telling stories to reduce the fatigue of climbing the stairs.

After all the jokes and songs, everyone felt exhausted after finally climbing to the 34th floor.

"Okay, Biji, tell me a humorous story. Peter said: "The story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I forgot the key to my room in the hall." ”

I realized that we are in pain, so we are humorous; we are humorous, so we are happy.

7. Selling books

A very famous writer wants to visit the bookstore. The bookstore The boss was so flattered that he quickly removed all the books and replaced them with the author's books.

When the author came to the bookstore, he was very happy and asked: "Does your store only sell my books?" "

"Of course not. The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling very well and are all sold out." "

I suddenly realized that "flattering" is a strange word: you seem to be flattering him, but also seeming to be insulting him.

8. Help

At the post office In the hall, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely: "Sir, could you please write the address on the postcard for me? " "sure. "The middle-aged man did as the old man asked. The old lady said again: "Write a little paragraph for me again, okay? Thanks! "

"......

A joke story suitable for primary school students

One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountains to pick fruits. He announced Said: "Children, after picking the fruits, we will wash them together. After washing, we can eat them together." All the children stared and ran to pick the fruits. When the time comes, all the children have finished. Teacher: "Xiaohua, what did you pick?" Xiaohua: "I am washing apples, because I picked apples." Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?" Xiaomei: "I am washing tomatoes, because I picked apples. Tomatoes.” Teacher: “The kids are great! What about you, A Ming?” A Ming: “I was washing my shoes because I stepped on a poop.” It fell into the sea while running. So, it turned into a "seahorse"! Another horse friend of this horse went to find the horse that fell into the sea, but ended up falling into the river. Later, he

became a "hippopotamus". The third horse is a white horse. In order to find two missing friends, it came to the city with chaotic traffic. It was run over by several cars in succession, causing several black stripes to appear on its body. As a result, it turned into a "zebra"! In order to find the companions of the first three, the fourth horse came to a factory one day and was transformed into an "iron horse". But later, those horses still couldn't escape the fate of being eaten, and they were all turned into "sand horses", which wreaked havoc on all the horses.

No horse was spared, and it became a horseless world

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57. One day the animals smelled a very bad smell in front of Guan Gong Temple. The snake said: "I am too young to fart such a smelly thing, it must be a cow." The cow said: "I am a grass-eater and I will not fart such a smelly thing." The pig said: "Whoever farts will definitely blush."

” Suddenly Guan Gong rushed out, beat the pig away and said: “How many times have I told you, my blush is natural.” Students must wear school uniforms every day, and students who repeat their studies are always required to wear school uniforms. The teacher in charge of this aspect squats at the door every day to check. One day, the teacher saw this classmate not wearing a school uniform and asked him why he had sex. This classmate was furious and said: My mother is not dead, why do I have to wear mourning clothes? Qingse Apple 2009-12-16 21:06 One day I asked you if you were a pig, and you answered no, and you were criticized - dishonest! The next day, I asked you if you were a pig. Your answer was yes, and you were beaten - not modest! On the third day, I asked you if you were a pig, but you didn’t say anything, and you were flattened - even if you were a pig, you were dragged like this! Haha Duan ㄋ 啲 Kite Answer acceptance rate: 1.1 2009-12-16 21:22 When I was still a primary school student, I was very envious when I saw my classmates who were asked by the teacher to read their compositions. I always hoped that the teacher would let me read them again. The opportunity finally came.

"So-and-so, read your composition to everyone!"

The primary school student stood up with a leap: ""My Teacher". Teacher, I am so much like you. ":(

At home, I often plant green onions in pots in winter to keep them fresh and tender.

My sister saw it when she came home during the Chinese New Year, and she happily told me Mom said: "Hey! Mom, this is so thick." My mother and I both laughed.

There is a neighbor I call "Auntie" who rides a bicycle to work every day. p> When I met her at the door early in the morning, I smiled and said politely: "Shanggu, Taipan."

Bah! I wanted to bite off my tongue at that time.

When I was a primary school student, I expressed my determination at the school meeting: "We must learn from the revolutionary spirit of the Red Army who climbed the snowy mountains and climbed the grass." From then on, I was deprived of the right to speak politically for life.

When I was in high school, my teacher asked me to do so. My deskmate read the text aloud. This woman has always been known for her lively reading. That day, she also read aloud in a cadence while holding the textbook:. He stood guard on the sentry post in the snowstorm, holding a steel gun tightly in his hand. (Original text)

What we heard was.

He stood guard in the blizzard, holding a pen tightly in his hand.

The whole class was silent for a while. , the teacher laughed, and then the classmates laughed.

I took my son to feed the ducks. He scattered bread crumbs to the ducks and chased them around. I chased him behind with his apples (he didn’t like them). Eat, I can only give him a few mouthfuls when he is distracted). He kept running, and I kept calling him: "Come here and take a bite of the apple before chasing the duck!" I kept repeating this sentence, and I finally I shouted loudly: "Come here and have a bite of duck." Then he stopped the gate very smartly.

I remember when I was in elementary school, there was a text called Waterfall, and in the middle it was mentioned that the author turned around a mountain. When I saw a waterfall hanging in the mountains, one of my female classmates read it aloud...

Looking for a humorous and meaningful story

1. Architect A lady called the architect and said that her bed shook every time a train passed by. "This is nonsense." The architect replied, "I'll take a look." When the architect arrived, Mrs. It was suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling of the train passing by. As soon as the architect went to bed and lay down, the wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he asked sharply: "What are you doing lying on my wife's bed?" The architect He answered tremblingly: "I said I was waiting for the train, would you believe it?" I realized that some words are true, but they sound false; some words are false, but there is no doubt about it. 2. Seducing British gentlemen and France. The woman was traveling in the same compartment. The woman wanted to seduce the Englishman. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. The husband gave her his quilt, but she kept saying, "How else can I help you?" "The husband asked frustratedly. "When I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm. "Miss, there's nothing I can do about this."

I can't jump off the train and go find your mother, can I? "I suddenly realized that a man who understands style is a good man, and a man who doesn't understand style is even better. 3. Spoon Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup, and the waiter immediately brought it to him. As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike He shouted: "I'm sorry, I can't drink this soup. The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "I'm sorry, I can't drink this soup." "The waiter had no choice but to call the manager. The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and very popular with customers. Could it be that you..." "I mean, where is the spoon? "It is of course a good thing to correct mistakes after enlightenment. But we often correct the correct ones and leave the wrong ones. The result is that the mistakes are compounded. 4. In the dining room, an unusually humble person timidly touched Another customer, the man was wearing a coat. "Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre?" "No, I'm not." "The man replied. "Ah," he breathed a sigh of relief, "Then I'm not mistaken, I am him, and you are wearing his coat. "I suddenly realized that it is not easy to be rational. People who are rational are often groveling; but people who are crooked are as angry as cattle. 5. Reply to a call from a Scotsman who went to London and wanted to visit an old man. Friend, but forgot his address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas's address? Quick report 1. On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "Yes." Epiphany When we finally found the most correct answer, we found that it was the most useless. 6. Story Three people went to New York for vacation. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down, and the attendant arranged for them to stay in the lobby overnight. After discussion, they decided to walk back to the room and agreed to take turns telling jokes, singing and telling stories to reduce the fatigue of climbing the stairs. The jokes were told and the songs were sung. After finally climbing to the 34th floor, everyone felt exhausted. "Okay, Peter, tell me a humorous story." Peter said, "It's not a long story, but it's very exciting: I forgot my room key in the hall." Epiphany We suffer, so we are humorous; we are humorous , so happy. 7. Selling books. A very famous author wants to visit the bookstore. The bookstore owner was so flattered that he quickly removed all the books and replaced them with the author's books. After the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy and asked: "Does your store only sell my books?" "Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling very well and they are all sold out." Epiphany "Flattery" It's a strange word: you seem to be flattering him, but also seeming to be insulting him. 8. Help In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely: "Sir, could you please help me write the address on the postcard?" "Of course." The middle-aged man pressed the old man's button. The request was done. 1 The old lady said again: "Write a little paragraph for me again, would you? Thank you!" "Okay." After the middle-aged man finished writing what the old lady said, he asked: "Is there anything else you can help me with? "Well, there's one more little thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Please add something at the bottom: I apologize for the illegible writing." I realized that if you don't help, people will hate you for a week; If the help is not perfect, it might as well be... Quotes about politics: Let those who oppose you understand you; ...

Educational jokes

Little White Rabbit's Story

1. The little white rabbit jumped to the bakery and asked: "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" The boss: "Ah, I'm sorry, there are not that many." "That's it." Ah..." The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly. The next day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" Boss: "I'm sorry, there are still none." "That's it..." The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly. .

On the third day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" The boss said happily: "Yes, yes, today we have one Hundreds of buns!!” Little White Rabbit took out the money: “Great, I’ll buy two!”

We often mistake our own ideas for other people’s ideas

2. There was a little white rabbit running happily in the forest. On the road, it met a giraffe who was rolling marijuana. The little white rabbit said to the giraffe: "Giraffe, giraffe, why are you doing something to hurt yourself?" Look how beautiful this forest is, let's run in nature together!" The giraffe looked at the marijuana cigarette and the little white rabbit, so he threw the marijuana cigarette behind him and followed the little white rabbit running in the forest. Later. They met an elephant who was about to take cocaine. The little white rabbit said to the elephant: "Elephant, why do you do things that hurt yourself? Look how beautiful this forest is, let's do it together." Run in nature!" The elephant looked at the cocaine and the little white rabbit, so he threw the cocaine behind him and followed the little white rabbit and the giraffe running in the forest. Later they met a The little white rabbit said to the lion who was about to fight viper: "Lion, lion, why do you do things that hurt yourself? Look at how beautiful this forest is, let's run in nature together!" The lion looked at the needle The syringe looked at the little white rabbit, so he threw the syringe behind him, rushed over and beat the little white rabbit hard. The elephant and giraffe were trembling with fear: "Why are you hitting the little white rabbit? It's so He is kind-hearted, cares about our health and keeps us close to nature." The lion said angrily: "This **** rabbit, every time he takes a ****, he pulls me and runs around in the forest like a ****."

The gap between facts and truth is such a huge contrast, which is extremely ironic

3. On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river, but caught nothing and went home. . The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but still didn't catch anything and went home. On the third day, as soon as the little white rabbit arrived at the river, a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit: If you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will kill you!

Dealing with people is like fishing, unable to give appropriate needs, even fools who are deceived will not be happy

4. In order to test pol in the United States, Hong Kong and mainland China. Ice's strength, the United Nations placed three rabbits in three forests to see who among the three pol.ice could find the rabbit first. In front of the first forest was the American pol.ice. They first spent a full half day meeting to formulate a battle plan. Strict division of labor, and then sent special forces to quickly enter the forest to conduct a carpet search. As a result, the meeting was delayed, the rabbit ran away, and the mission failed! Then it was the turn of the Hong Kong police. They sent more than a hundred people and dozens of police cars to search. They lined up outside the forest, and the leader used a loudspeaker to shout: "Rabbit, Rabbit, you have been surrounded, come out and surrender..." Half a day passed, but there was no movement. The Flying Tigers entered the forest and searched again , no results, the mission failed! In the end, there were only four Chinese police. They played mahjong for a while, and then each took a baton and entered the forest at dusk. Within five minutes, they heard the screams of animals coming from the forest. A Chinese policeman came out smoking a cigarette, chatting and laughing, and behind him was a bear with a bruised nose and swollen face. The bear was dying and said: "Stop fighting, I am just a rabbit..."

The unspoken rules of society must be followed

5. The little white rabbit was walking in the forest. When he encountered the big bad wolf, he came up and gave the little white rabbit two A big-eared sticker, saying "I asked you not to wear a hat." The little white rabbit retreated aggrievedly. The next day, she jumped out of the house wearing a hat, and met the big bad wolf again. He walked up to the little white rabbit and gave the little white rabbit two big mouths, saying, "I let you wear the hat." Rabbit. Rabbit was depressed. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, Tiger. ......