Ask for ten funny jokes

1, my colleague may be nervous when he goes to see a client. As soon as he opened his mouth, he said, "Hello, Mr. Liu, what's your name?" Sweating.

2. The girlfriend in the dormitory spoke to the net friend, obviously very excited: Hello, I'm Wang Xiaoliang. Guess who I am? Can't faint ...

3. "Look, doctor, why can't I lose weight?" A fat man asked the doctor anxiously.

"You should increase your exercise." The doctor replied. "I do exercises every morning, go to the gym during my lunch break, go swimming at night and always walk as much as possible." The man explained unjustly. "This is not enough! Try to squeeze the bus during the peak hours every day! "

4. I quarreled with my wife today, and it was so loud that my son of 16 months made him cry. I was very angry.

I touched my son's head and said, son, father is a good father, and mother is not necessarily a good mother. Remember.

My wife also touched my son's head and said, son, mom is a real mom, and dad is not necessarily a real dad.

The PLA uncles crawled forward one by one, just like green bugs crawling on the ground.

6. "I have a classmate who is neither tall nor short, 1.76 meters above, 1.78 meters below ..." My junior high school classmate's works. ...

7. Do you remember when tadpoles looked for their mothers in primary school? At that time, the teacher asked us to imitate this and write a composition about * * * ... A classmate wrote this: My mother has a white belly and bulging eyes ...

8. Once I borrowed money from others, I wanted to say, "I will pay you back when I get the money."

Say, "I'll take you when I have money."

9. The sports meeting 100 meter finally started, and the students ran out like wild dogs.

10, when I was in primary school, my composition at that time was very used to writing good deeds. So people always write down money. So, in order to exaggerate their achievements, someone wrote in the park and found that 1 100 million yuan was 10 yuan, which was as thick as a document (level 4). The teacher read it out on the spot, and the students estimated that it was extremely cold.