Joke: About things at home

One day, I was criticizing my 6-year-old daughter because she didn't do her homework well.

The lady came in: "Open this bottle cap!" " "

I clapped my hands on purpose and said, "I have to take care of the small ones and the big ones." Fortunately, there are only two women at home. "

The lady said angrily, "I am not idle when I go home every day. I earn more money than you!" " ! "

I felt guilty and said helplessly, "consider it as the money you bought me a free meal at home."

The lady said unreasonably, "It is better to buy a better one."

The daughter interrupted loudly: "yes, mom, you can't buy anything discounted in the future!" " "

A drunk came home, climbed into bed to wake his wife and said, "honey, our house is haunted."

His wife sat up and said, "What did you say?"

The drunk said, "I went to the toilet just after I came back." As soon as I opened the door, the light came on. "

His wife said, "Really?"

He nodded vigorously: "It's true!"

His wife thought for a moment and said, "Do you still think the evil wind is blowing out?"

He quickly said, "Yes, how do you know?"

His wife slapped him hard and said, "Damn you, this is the third time you've drunk and peed in the refrigerator."