A joke in Hainan dialect

how much is it? how much is it?

Sorry: Sorry.

I don't know where it is: it's gone. I don't know where my slippers are

Foot count: the laughing name of a friend. (1) The number of feet, where are you going? There are a few feet here, enough to play cards. )

No money and no iron: no money and no iron to sell. (I don't know what to do without money and iron)

Entering the city: going to the streets. (Go to the market to buy food)

Eat powder: go to the city to eat abalone powder.

Rice: chopsticks.

Winning: buying lottery tickets.

Winning (winning): studying lottery tickets.

Back to the room: Go home.

School: School.

Go: Go. (Walk to school)

Kid shit: kid.

Shoes are big: slippers.

Ice maker: Popsicle.

Qingbuliang: Hainan specialty snack.

Top hat: Wear a hat.

Out of the tree: teenagers grow beards.

Pee: pee.

Mother pig: sow.

Pig tank: boar.

Monkey acid: monkey.

Head fly: A fly.

Bo Ou: Crazy.

Absent-minded: the nerves are not normal.

Orsay: Out of line. (Volleyball Olympics)

Sleep at noon: take a nap.

Wind tyre: typhoon.

Eight chickens: make love.

Nipples: women's underwear.

Haircut: a haircut.

Sanniuhong: Yellow cattle.