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Crazy architects from the other side: a collection of funny jokes on campus

Let me show you some jokes. Have fun, hehe. ...

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Function of cowhide

The teacher asked Tom in the common sense class, "Do you know the function of cowhide?" Tom scratched his head and said, "I don't know." I know, "his deskmate raised his hand and said," it is used to wrap beef together. "

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The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why did you lend your report card to John?" "No, I didn't mean to," Jimmy replied vaguely that he wanted to scare his parents. "What about the result?" The teacher asked again. As a result, "Jimmy replied," John's ass is swollen. "

The way men think.

High flyers Miller, an agricultural major in a university, returned to his hometown in the summer vacation. A neighbor's wife wanted to raise Ji to get rich, so she came to discuss it with him. Miller told her that according to the house and food provided by his wife, it is more appropriate to raise about 30 female and one or two male brides. At the end of the summer vacation, Miller wanted to see how his "idea" was realized. But he was in a daze in front of her house. In addition to thirty female queens, there are thirty grand dukes. "Madam, keep thirty female halberds, as long as one or two male halberds are enough. There are too many maids, and they can't lay eggs, but they waste food. " "You mean, let one or two GongJi? ...