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1, I once had an opportunity to be a rich second generation, but my father didn't cherish it.

Welcome to your moon, my heart. A good man is me. I'm Zeng ...

The joke is getting lower and lower, because life is getting harder and harder.

Are you a wolf in sheep's clothing or a sheep in wolf's clothing?

There is a pig standing under the street lamp, and a man runs over and says. Found a nocturnal pig.

6, the fragrance is fluttering, drinking more than 100 million people a year, and the body can be connected around the earth twice.

7. Talk to you and say that my level is gone.

8. I hate Qin Shihuang. He burns books. I cann't believe it didn't burn out

9. Do we dye our hair white and walk hand in hand to the sunset, so that we can grow old together?

10, it was love at first sight, but it started at the first sight.

1 1, I can easily aim at your head and blow your balls off.

12, you stole my heart. If you don't want it, I will kill you.

13, it is said that falling in love affects learning, but I want to ask: doesn't learning affect falling in love?

14, as an animal, I feel a lot of pressure ...

15. Should the mentality, state and attitude be better? Then be a pervert

16, when will there be a bright moon? Ask about Sky Wine. The sky said, fuck you, I am so busy that I have no time to talk to you and watch the weather forecast by myself!

17. When you went bungee jumping, the rope broke. What would you say if you could only say two words: a man's calm answer: transformation.

18. Why doesn't happiness knock at the door? Didn't I knock?

19, how big is your body to support your filthy soul!

God will certainly forgive me, because that's his profession.

2 1. Plant your own red beans and leave other people's peanuts alone.

22. I like dreaming, the kind I do during the day.

23. Once a little girl said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just grow!

24. Diapers that can fight floods are the diapers that can really suck!

25. I didn't laugh when you laughed, which means it's not funny. I smiled, but you didn't, which means you don't understand.

26. If there is too much money, don't consider it; There is no money at all, and you don't have to consider it.

27. I am a pioneer among netizens, because I have the glorious blood of spiders.

28, men are rarely things, and there are few good things.

29. I found the best endorsement of men's underwear-bird's nest!

30. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.

3 1, I love girls as long as they have true feelings.

Don't laugh at the seaside, there will be a tsunami.

33. McDull said: If you don't sleep well, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach

Now that I see you, I finally know why I am so happy.

There must be another me in this world, doing what I dare not do and living the life I want.

36. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death. But when the power went out, my house was dark and the neighbors were brightly lit.

37. Every time in the middle of the night, it is a very tangled problem to wake people up and go to the toilet.

38. When you are in a bad mood, take the bus and sit behind your long hair to cut your hair.

39. Not all the stars will laugh. If the children understand it, please show it to Brother Ruyi.

40. I will travel to the north, south and central regions on business recently. Don't forget to tell him that you are collecting hotel matchboxes and ask him to bring them back.