Two-part allegorical saying of classic humor

Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.

Sell both cloth and salt-mind your leisure (salt) affairs.

Clear mouth when drinking soup-shameless and dirty

Disclaimer-shameless person

Burning paper on the grave-fooling ghosts

Fart under the covers-you can write (smell) and type (cover)

Fart under the covers.-take it all.

Open the coffin and shout to catch the thief-it's so wronged.

Walking a tightrope with a big belly-adventure.

Swimming in a cesspool-I'm really not afraid of death (shit)

The Jade Emperor farted-with air.

Moldy grapes-full of bad water

Dancing broadsword in the cemetery-terrible.

Draw a bow in a cemetery-shoot a ghost.

Dogs eat tofu brain-leisure (bit)

Driving without a whip-by flattery.

Coffin shop business-life and death money.

Kidnapper in hospital-self-treatment (foot)

Gecko pulls the curtains.

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Hold out a small hand

Children born on the plane-high school students

Monks chanting-menstruation

Lift the coffin and take off your pants-it's impolite.

Playing pole vault in the toilet-too much (shit)

Light a lamp in the toilet-death (shit)

Set off firecrackers in the toilet-shock shit (excitement)

Dragon king farts-air.

Reach for the coffin-death costs money.

Eating iron bars covered with aluminum-actually weaving it from a basket.

The old lady touched the switch-full of energy.

Bastard's ass has boils-rotten rules (rotten turtle)

Asshole code

Turtles stand upside down-there are rules on it (referring to the rules of superiors coming down)

There is a little bastard standing on the tortoise-there are new rules on it.

Turtle somersault-one rule after another

Fairy tale fart-extraordinary

Talking and telling stories on the plane-empty talk

Give you three colors-you run a dye house.

Full of gold teeth-your mouth is a lie (yellow)

The blind talk-you talk nonsense.

Blind people wear glasses-you pretend to be better than.

Throw a bomb in the toilet-you have aroused public outrage (dung)

Blind people learn to embroider-you show off blindly.

Giving birth is not giving birth-it's scary.

Turtles eat watermelons-roll and crawl.

Hooray! He fell into the well-I dare not help you.

Dig an eye as a judge-blindly to the end

Dung beetles is lying on the road-load the car!

Toads have no hair-follow the roots.

Scallion and pig nose-pretending to be an elephant

The rice is undercooked and stuffy.

Two bulls fight-a real (profitable) bull race

Touch the yellow mud in your crotch-it's not death (shit) but death (shit)

Look at the sky with your ass up-blind as a bat

Belly fart-how do you ring (think)

Fart in the spittoon-I can't forget it.

80-year-old virgin-anti-Japanese to the end.

The rabbit wears a splint on its tail-a wolf with a big tail.

Boil a ball in a paste pot-you're still angry when you call yourself an asshole.

Old pride is like a peacock-romantic.

Pancake fruit is poisonous-don't do that.

Toad with a small hand on his back-the local leader of Lengchong

Toad crossing the street-you were still swishing when you refueled the camouflage jeep.

A feathered toad-an exotic bird.

Toad has a small hand on his back-the treasure in the palm.

Toad yawns-takes a big breath.

Please enjoy the classic two-part allegorical saying:

A

Dwarf riding a big horse-dilemma

The short man sat in Gordon's dilemma.

The short man sat on a high stool-he couldn't reach it.

Then the gourd digs the seeds-one less.

Then enter the fire zone-hold your breath.

Then drink water in the middle of your head-reluctantly

The dwarf pushes his hand-his hand is not high

A dwarf climbed a hill-greedy for cheap.

Divide Arabic numerals into eight characters-zero to zero (0: 0)

Grandpa eats Rhizoma Coptidis-Bitter (Grandpa)

(Metaphorically, the two masters are evenly matched, regardless of the outcome, competition, and advantages and disadvantages. )

Adou is the emperor-weak and incompetent.

Watch out under the chopping board-I can't fly.

A nun in a temple-no luck (husband)

Take the medicine according to the old prescription-it's still the same.

Fight secretly-fight blindly for a while.

An Shi Rebellion ——4 children's jokes, 4 love jokes, 4 judges, policemen and thieves, and 4 hospital jokes.

No matter what you do, you should first think of the happiness of others. It's Superman. It is human nature to think of your own happiness first. It is a fool who makes others unhappy and himself unhappy.

Chop bones on the chopping board-dry and brittle.

Frogs on the shore-jump at the touch.

B

Grade 8 workers worship their masters-strive for perfection-learn to play at the age of 80-out of breath

The moon on August 15th-aboveboard.

Eat persimmons in the middle of the night-pick soft ones.

Fire in the middle of the night-a blockbuster

Embrace charcoal, kiss and touch your nose.

Jump into the well with the gold ingot in your arms-put down your life, not money.

Boil Huang Lian with rock sugar-share joys and sorrows.

C

Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-a disaster.

Cook jiaozi in a teapot-it won't pour out.

Tear down the ruined temple-there is no God.

Brick out of the kiln-finalized

Garbage in the kitchen-insignificant.

D

The big girl is sitting in a sedan chair-the first time.

I'm sitting in the classroom-I want five cups and six cups.

Cannons fight sparrows-not enough capital

Longwang Temple was flooded-disowning one's family.

Walking on the tip of a knife-mystery

Sharpen the knife in your stomach.-That was close.

Knocking in the stomach-fluttering in my heart

E

2 1 day without chicken-bad guy

F

Moths in the fire-self-destruction

Play the flute on the plane-sing high-profile

Blowing the horn on the plane-empty sound (thinking)

The lights on the plane-great

Hang a pocket on the plane-pretend to be crazy.

Hang a thermos bottle on the plane-a goblet (flat)

Dreaming on the plane.-God knows

G

Rolling pin blows fire-I don't know anything.

A newly hatched chicken-hard mouth and soft legs

Anti-aircraft guns kill mosquitoes-overqualified.

Dogs eat mice-mind your own business.

Dogs drive ducks-croak

A dog has horns on its head-pretend to be a sheep.

The dog opened the curtain with one mouth.

Dogs bite mice-mind your own business.

Selling dog meat by hanging sheep's head-different inside and outside

H

It is just right for any girl to marry Zheng Jia.

Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness

Hold the ice in your arms-chilling

Blowing the trumpet under the tree of Coptis chinensis-having fun in pain

The weasel pays a New Year call to the chicken-the train doesn't whistle-and it's quite loud.

J

Picking up sesame seeds and throwing watermelon-greedy for small and losing big

Jiang Taigong went fishing-who wants to take the bait?

Myopia sees the moon-what a big star.

Rowing in the well-the future is not great.

K

Don't shoot an arrow before opening the bow.

Confucius moved-net book (lost)

Nail in the pocket-everyone wants to stand out.

L

The pulled donkey broke its sleeve and it was idling.

Lost violin songbook-no music score

The foot-binding of a lazy woman-smelly and long

Tigers fight-can't stop it.

The tiger missed the pearl-crocodile tears

Tiger Pulling a Car-Who Will Drive (Dare)

Tiger butt-untouchable

Hair plucking on the tiger's head-I don't know how miserable it is.

A tiger slapped a fly on its head-how dare you!

Tooth extraction-seeking death

The younger brother-Lao Shi (Shi)

The old cow chased the rabbit-you can't make it strong.

The mouse crossed the street-everyone was shouting.

The mouse bites the plate-it's all porcelain-the mouse meets the cat-which is inevitable.

The mouse jumped into the chaff bin-it was empty and joyful.

The mouse got into the bellows-both ends suffered indignities.

The mouse got into the book box and spoke like a book.

Liangshan brothers-no discord, no concord

Lin Daiyu entered the Jia family-carefully.

Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou-if he borrowed it, he couldn't pay it back.

Liu Bei threw a bucket-to buy people's hearts

Liu Bei's Bride-Creating False Reality

Liu Huangshu cries Jingzhou-scaring people with tears.

Granny Liu entered the Grand View Garden-lost in thought.

The dragon king jumped into the sea-went home.

Deaf ear-decoration

Lu became a monk-without any worries.

Crossing the river by touching the beard-too modest

M

Pockmarked skydiving-hype

Camels in a camel herd-a higher rank

Ma Su fought-exaggeration.

Ponytails as strings-not worth playing (talk)

Selling bean sprouts without scales-scratching at random

Blind people go to the streets-they are arrogant.

Cats eat mice-a natural tool.

The cat cries the mouse-the donkey and the cow stand together and pretend sympathy-and open your face when you do it.

The stone in the pit-smelly and hard.

Take medicine without illness-ask for it.

Seeing Peony in a Dream —— A Beautiful Dream

There was a fire in the temple-I panicked.

Carpenters wear flail-they deserve it.

ordinary

Sell the phoenix as a chicken-whatever the cost.

The clay idol crosses the river-it's hard to protect himself.

P

Judge's daughter-ghost girl

Grease the ball to make it round and smooth.

Q

Seven know six nothing.

Riding a donkey and reading a songbook-we'll see.

Qin Qiong sells horses.-No way.

Qin Shihuang destroyed six countries-unified the whole country

Grasshoppers after autumn-jumping for a few days

rare

Ants on hot bricks-running around

Meat buns hit dogs-there is no return.

S

Sorghum in Autumn-Lao Laihong

Looking forward to the bright moon for thirty nights-there is no hope.

Walking on the beach-one step at a time

The moon at the beginning of winding-two tips (traitors) don't wear shoes with awls-the needle (really) works.

Fifteen buckets draw water-seven up and eight down.

Dung beetles can move.-fuck off.

Dung beetles go to restaurants-smelly and delicate.

The birthday girl takes the pipa-the old tune often hangs.

Si Mazhao's heart-everyone knows it.

Song Jiang's Strategist-Wu Yong

Open a shop in Sun Erniang-no admittance.

Monkey Sun is wearing an undershirt-it's half a man.

The Monkey King made a scene in heaven-panicked.

The Monkey King's golden hoop-big and small.

The Monkey King somersaults-108,000 Li.

When the Monkey King meets the Tathagata, it is difficult to control the law.

The Monkey King heard the golden hoop curse-a headache.

T

Stolen gongs and drums-can't beat them.

Find pimples in your hair-find faults (faults)

Light a lamp on your head-great.

Lice on the bald head-obviously

Rabbits pull carts-jump, jump

The rabbit's tail-it can't grow legs and has a kettle tied to its stomach-is relatively high.

Camels go up the mountain-money is tight.

W

Nephew plays lanterns-take care of uncle (old)

What the tortoise eats is determined by its weight.

The tortoise laughs at the tortoise.-So do you.

Mosquito yawns-what a big breath.

It's the tortoise's treat-it's full of turtles.

The tortoise laughs at the tortoise.-So do you.

Wu Dalang flies a kite-he can't shoot it well.

X

Nail your palms to your knees-it's too far from your hooves (problem)

A blind man lit a lamp that wasted wax.

Blind people are wandering in the street-they are arrogant.

Blind people know the needle-they can't see it.

Onion mixed with tofu-one green (transparent) and two white.

The young monk chanted the scriptures-he had a careless mouth.

Little Misgunus Jumped over the Dragon Gate-Dreaming of Jackie Chan

The boy hit Lao Tzu-hang it all!

A scholar meets a soldier-I'm not sure.

Xu Beihong's Horse-Beautiful but Useless

Xu Shu walked into Cao Cao without saying a word.

Y

The dumb was beaten-the pain is beyond words.

The dumb eat coptis-if there is suffering, the dumb eat jiaozi-they know it.

Dumb people pick up gold-unspeakable happiness

The terrifying put up a notice-nonsense.

Ye Gong likes dragons-duplicity.

Eat lotus root with chopsticks-be picky about food.

Water in a fish's mouth-something goes in and something comes out.

The moon follows the sun.-sorry.

Z

Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a piece of cake

Zhang Fei wears the eye of a needle, and his eyes are small.

Zhang Fei sells tofu-hard goods are not hard.

Zhang Fei meets Li Kui JY-Black to Black.

Sesame blossoms are getting higher and higher.

Sesame fell into the eye of a needle-what a coincidence!

Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai-one is willing to fight and the other is willing to get it.

Zhou Yu died-I was so angry.

Pig and Pig Drink Sharpening Water-Internal Rust (Show)

Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.

Pigs with onions in their noses-Pretending to be elephants

Draw water with a bamboo basket-use a sieve

Oil the awl-it's sharp and slippery.

Whistle at night-be brave.

Be a monk for a day and hit the bell for a day-muddle along.

Blind people wear glasses-false intelligence.

Blind man pulls bellows

Blind people peel garlic-nonsense.

Blind people learn embroidery-blind people bluff

Blind people go to the streets-they are arrogant.

The blind lead the way for the blind-nonsense

A blind man riding a blind horse-trespassing.

Needles hidden in ink are hard to find.

Cuttlefish intestines and puffer fish liver-black and poisonous

Monks in the temple-no attachments

The last mud is like people, but no one smells it.

Nonsense in the temple-Grandpa Xun is here.

The Buddha in the temple-as blind as a bat.

Horses in the temple.-not surprising.

The bell in the temple-the sound is empty in the stomach.

Jasmine for camels.-How much is it?

Rotten wax gourd-full of bad water

Rotten lotus root-bad heart

The bee's ass has a prickly head

Bee's eyes-protruding

Bees nest hole

Bees sting-* urgent

Bees fly to colorful paintings-empty joy

Coal enters the water-it can't be washed away for a lifetime.

"Black Heart"-A Man with a Face Pinched by Coal

Coal shop owner-making black-hearted money

The matchmaker has a bad mouth-it's hard to talk.

The fire on the eyebrows-red eyes

Set off firecrackers on your eyebrows-disaster is just around the corner.

I can't put my face down with a ladder on my eyebrows.

Scratch your eyebrows and beard-regardless of priority

Fear hangs on the brow-suffering is just around the corner.

Swing on your eyebrows-mysterious

Pinch the lice on your eyebrows-blink (lice)

Grinding and sleeping turn one after another.

Push the porridge into your eyes-play dumb

Sister posted couplets-neck and neck

Xiang Mei became sworn brothers-all slaves.

Dream dinner-greed

See Huanglian in my dream-I will suffer.

Dreaming of my daughter-in-law-it's beautiful.

Sparrows marry women-blow and fight.

Sparrows drink river water-they can't do it.

Sparrows move.-What happened to Qingqing?

Sparrows fly into the photo studio-it's easier to meet than to talk.

The sparrow flies to the flagpole-the bird is not big, the shelf is not small-the sparrow flies to the sugar pile-it is empty and joyful.

The sparrow's stomach is narrow-minded

Sparrows fall into pots-paste their mouths.

Sparrows have a meeting-discuss it carefully

The sparrow landed on the archway-not big, and the shelf was not small.

The sparrow flew into the sea-it didn't land.

Sparrows are bulging-what a rage!

The sparrow flew into the sea-it didn't land.

Pockmarked skydiving-hype

Embroidering linen-in vain

Hemp bags make robes-not this material.