Eating, playing truant, humorous jokes

When you are afraid of sleeping at night, just fold the quilt in on both sides and lift your feet. Fold the quilt under it and put it on your shoulder, and suddenly the sense of security will burst.

Have you ever heard of collision with food? Today, I brought the same food with a great colleague, shredded green pepper and ants in the tree. I saw him while he was heating his meal. I put my hand on his lunch box and shouted copy, then put my hand on my lunch box and shouted paste, and then opened the lunch box to eat. My second-rate colleague has been pestering me since I ate. It's been an hour since I learned this skill. Somebody help me. ..

Sometimes I really want to fall in love, but the thought of "my face has bad skin." If he kisses me, he will see it, and he will hug my waist to find my hidden fat. When we had dinner together, I knew I ate like a man. I usually hold a mobile phone to brush Weibo's smile, and he will think I am crazy. " I think it's better to be single. But it is also a relief to think that you have so many problems and can't find someone at all.

Grandma sent a message to her grandson, saying, you should hide quickly. Your teacher came to see you at home because you played truant. Grandson said: Grandma, hide quickly! I called my teacher for leave today and said that my grandmother died and didn't go to school. At this time, grandma has opened the door for the teacher. Teacher: And you are? Grandma: Today is the seventh day. I'll come back and have a look. (

I had dinner with my classmate today and saw a booger sticking to his nose. I want to be frank, but I'm embarrassed, just say he has rice under his nose. As a result, he smiled and licked it into his mouth with his tongue. ...

Two African couples are quarrelling. The husband said, "Skippy!" The wife said, "Dig for Nini!" The husband said, "Topeka, Anji, the bottom of the building is thick and wide!" " At this time, the wife has knelt down and pleaded: "Mimi, Kuo Udi, Kuo Uji of Tatar Hall!" The husband thundered, "A Qin listens to Guo Wuji! ! "And you, like 2B, have been reading until now, as if you really understand African dialects.

When Pig Bajie was just appeased, he felt that he didn't know etiquette and was afraid of offending Tang Priest, so he asked the Monkey King what to do. Wukong said, after a while, you can see what I do, just learn. When they met the Tang Priest, Wukong knelt down and said, "Master, I am a disciple!" " Pig immediately got the message and knelt down and cried, "Master, fat disciple, bow down!

Television is totally different from reality! Just now I said to my dad, "Dad, can you sing little stars?" What my dad said turned out to be: "Go and get the calf! Almost 30 fucking years old, like a mental retardation! " (

Friend, I saw you surfing the Internet again. Why are you always online? Have you finished your study task? Aren't your parents worried about you? ""Are you crazy? ! You are still so arrogant when you are about to be eaten! " Spider essence said to Tang Priest.

My parents are absolutely the stupidest people in the world. After they borrowed money from others, they promised that "we will pay you back all the money we owe you", and then they gave birth to me and named me Tong Tong.