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How to evaluate Wang Xiaofei?

Wang Xiaofei, a Beijinger, calls himself "Beijing Little Straight Man", and he is proud to be a Beijinger every minute of his life. But in Beijing, people who love to drink and have bad wine have a short name-wine putty, which roughly means people who are tired of drinking all day.

Small S will always spit out Wang Xiaofei's bad wine in the program.

According to Wang Xiaofei in his book, he has been fond of drinking since high school and is addicted to drunkenness. At that time, he wanted to study abroad, but his visa was refused by the Canadian Embassy. The whole person fell into a sense of despair with no way out. When he was at school, he was "too high to be low" and was very depressed-"immersed in his own world, lazy, thinking is always more diligent than action, and his heart is higher than the sky, but there is a sense of inferiority hidden in his heart, afraid of being seen."

One day after school, he found several cans of beer at home. I opened a bottle, learned to look like a Liangshan hero, and poured it into my stomach, hoping that all my troubles would disappear out of thin air in an instant. After a few drinks, he suddenly felt as if he had grown up, then shut himself in his room and cried, releasing all the depression accumulated in those days. From then on, Wang Xiaofei stole a drink once a week and got himself drunk.

For this feeling, Wang Xiaofei's own description is: "I am enjoying that secret pleasure alone, a little guilty, but I can't stop."

Later, mother's business grew bigger and bigger, and Wang Xiaofei walked more and more, but she never drank less. As for Wang Xiaofei's wine, Xiao S had a restrained description in Kangxi Comes-he was very excited and liked to strike the table. In another program, Xiao S also imitated Wang Xiaofei's drunken slapping and swearing.