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Is it snowing there?

It has snowed only once in beginning of spring. In fact, it is not a snow. It falls silently at night. It stopped before the sleeping person got up, and only a thin layer of things was spread on the ground. The snow melted before noon. The light and shallow first snow has been heated up in the circle of friends, just like what Mr. Lu Xun wrote, "Things are rare." Where does it snow the most? The answer is a circle of friends. Of course, this is a joke.

The magnolia downstairs is in bud, and the winter jasmine is blooming. Spring is coming, but winter is over. What about the agreed snow? Waiting for snow all winter, waiting for a vast expanse of white land, it is really clean.

I like Mai's songs, but I can only sing two sentences. "Is it snowing there? Are you afraid of cold? ..... "I also like many opening poems in Water Margin. I think there are no birds, no trails and no footprints in the hundred mountains during the heavy snow in Tang and Song Dynasties. A boat with a leaf, a bamboo coat, and an old man fishing for the cold river-snow "is a timeless quatrain, leaving a poetic picture of" the window of Xiling contains snow, and the door of Wu Dong Wan Li boating ".

I also copied the poem describing snow in "Snow Mountain Temple" in my notebook.

It's freezing and foggy, and the air is auspicious and auspicious. In an instant, the four fields are inseparable, and Qianshan disappears instantly. The silver world, Yu Gankun, vaguely meets Kunlun in sight. If it falls after midnight, it seems to fill the jade emperor's door.

What a "silver world, Yu Gankun". I have never seen such snow. I can only feel and imagine with words, and try to figure it out with photography or painting. There seems to be less and less snow in the north. Perhaps, in the future, even the so-called northern children need to feel a heavy snow in literary works and follow Miaoyu's footsteps in Xun Mei; Taste Baoyu's state of mind standing in the snow shadow and hiding in front of the empty door. ...

My mother said that when they were young, it would snow heavily in winter. At night, if the sky is gloomy, every household has to come into the house with shovels, brooms and other household things, otherwise it will take a lot of effort to close the door in the snow the next morning. My dad also described him going to school after the snow. It is about three or five kilometers from the village to the school in the town. After a heavy snow, he couldn't tell the road from the ditch. On the snowy plain, everything was quiet. He took a shovel to raise the field and left footprints in the snow while exploring on the road. ...

When I was a child, snow in winter was the most common thing. In my impression, it snows every three to five times. Friends in the village said that the first snow was not edible, and the second snow was cleaner. We often grab a handful of snow and taste its coldness with the tip of our tongue. After school, someone told me that snow is actually the dirtiest, because the dust in the air will fall with the snow, and even the snow in the second scene is not edible. In order to verify the purity of snow, when we were young, we would fill an aluminum basin with snow and put it on the fire to melt it. Melted water does contain impurities. I was particularly disappointed with this result, and later I learned that it ruined a sense of beauty, and people who like snow are unwilling to admit it. It is an illusion that snow is white. Good to know. What's the special significance of revealing the truth? In life, many things are the same as people.

At that time, there was no technology of "dry cleaning" clothes. Whoever wears a woolen tunic suit or coat will look forward to a heavy snow more than others. When dirty clothes are spread in snow, dust is absorbed by snow, and clothes become clean. It's true. In winter, in the city, I often see the aunt in the yard squatting in the snow nest and beating clothes with a wooden stick similar to a wooden stick, which reminds me of the scene of women washing clothes by the river in my hometown.

Snowflakes like goose feathers fall, the world calms down, and people's hearts can probably calm down. Most fairy tales take place in countries with snow. This is also a fact.

Anyway, there is really less and less snow now. Is it snowing there?

Now, spring has started and it's snowing. Will there be more? Is it snowing there?

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