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Shenle: Gin sauce, Aru is so hot.

Noba: Yes, Ginsang, it's getting hotter and hotter in Edo these days. Go and buy an air conditioner.

Yin Shi: I said, do you dare to be ambitious? At this time, rich people will go to Mount Fuji, Hokkaido and other places for holidays.

Shenle: Speaking of which, we haven't been to Aru by the sea this year.

Yin Shi: Yes, how about going to Okinawa to see bikini beauties?

Noboru: But there is no commission from Okinawa. Will Jinsang pay this time? !

Yin Shi: Why do you need money? Didn't someone say that the best things in the world, such as sunshine, air and smile, are free!

One: Do you want to ride Zhenzhi to Okinawa?

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Yin Shi: Huh? I heard from Sadaharu that it's too far away and I just want to stay in kabukicho.

Noba: Jinsang! Sadaharu sleeps at home, okay!

Shenle: If you weren't going to take us, you should have said so at the beginning. Your Excellency is really dirty.

Yin Shi: You just don't know how to be considerate of adults who work hard to earn money to support their families! You can have a cool place without going to the seaside!

Noba: Yes, if you buy an air conditioner, everything can get cold! Right, Kinsang?

Shenle: People are expecting a bonfire party. What do you dirty adults know?

Yin Shi: Bonfire party! Xiao Shenle is really an easy-to-satisfy child. How about going to the mountain summer camp outside the city?

Nhachi: Hey! Don't ignore me! Air conditioning! Let's go and take the air-conditioned princess home together, shall we?

Shenle: Silly adult, if ginger juice had money, the air-conditioned princess would have married the room of everything.

New eight: ...

Yin Shi: Ah, Simbaki, you are the person I trust most. You are responsible for preparing food and tents. Don't let Xiao Shenle down.

Nhachi: Wait a minute! Have we just decided to go camping in a dump just a few kilometers away from edo? !

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General revelation: Mr. Earthwork, Yamazaki got the information that Guihui will appear in the Woods north of Edo City in two days.

Earthwork: OK. Tell Yamazaki to meet me after dinner.

General enlightenment: I'm afraid Yamazaki can't come. He ate poisonous food and is now sent to the hospital for gastric lavage.

Earthwork: What? ! Is it made by Gui?

Master Wu: No, Yamazaki ate what I prepared for you ... Ah, it slipped out.

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Earthwork: In short, the electoral group can pretend to be tourists camping in the Woods, and can't take too many people.

Master Wu: Then I will go alone with Mr. Earthwork?

Earthwork: That will do. Many people are easy to startle.

Total enlightenment: Then kill Mr. Earthwork without anyone knowing.

Earthwork: ... Hello.

Zongwu: Ah, I packed my bags.

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Xiao Jiu: Miao ... I heard that you can see a meteor shower outside the city in a few days. It is said that the Leonid meteor shower only happens once every 200 years.

Miao: Huh? Xiao Jiu, want to see it?

Xiao Jiu: Well, if Miao is willing to accompany me. ...

Miao: Of course I will go with you if I want to.

Xiao Jiu: Really? Great!

Miao: What do you want to eat? I'll make a box lunch and take it there!

Xiao Jiu: As long as Amy can do it ... I like it.

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Master Wu: Hey, Miss China, you can't afford air conditioning to come here for the summer?

Shenle: Hum, are you here for your honeymoon with that glaucoma uncle? What a terrible wedding.

General revelation: I just want to bring my uncle here to facilitate the destruction of the body. The mother bear ate her body before she knew it.

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Earthwork: total enlightenment.

Zongwu: What's the matter?

Earthwork: Did you find Gui?

Zongwu: No, but I found a female bear that can eat Mr. Earthwork's body.

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Yin Shi: suffocating ... (drainage)

(Feeling grabbed by the ankle)

Ah … no … have you met anything strange again! …

(Found to be a fallen laurel)

..... wig!

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(Silver goes back to camp with a wig)

Ah, so Mr. Gui is here to see Elizabeth's companion?

G: Yes, Elizabeth got an arrow in her knee last week ... so she asked me to come here and accept it for her.

Nhachi: I plan to land here ... how did Mr. Gui faint?

G: It's just ... I suddenly saw a meteor or something, and then I passed out.

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Silver Age: Meteor? It's usually a landing failure and a fire. You are likely to be knocked down by the shock wave of the impact.

G: What did you say? !

Yin Shi: I can understand everything with my nose hair. It's definitely time for the golden atmosphere to catch fire.

So Elizabeth's companions ...

Shenle: (patting the shoulder) No, Mr. Wig. We don't smell of barbecue here. They must be safe!

G: Really ... There's still hope.

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Yin Shi: Anyway, let's put this aside and prepare for the bonfire party with Xiao Shenle.

G: This is the only way.

One: Don't you think there's something wrong? !

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Nhachi: ah! Sister! Jiubingwei!

Miao: New sauce? Are you coming to watch the meteor shower, too?

Nhachi: huh? Meteor shower?

Jiubingwei: Yes, once in 500 years, the Gemini meteor shower. ...

Miao: Ah, didn't you say it was a Leonid meteor shower? Once every 200 years?

Jiubingwei: Huh? Um ... I probably remember wrong. ...

Nhachi: what! Jiubingwei is just looking for a reason to be alone with her sister!

Miao: New sauce, I made a lunch. Why don't you invite everyone to join us?

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Zongwu: It's so boring. Haven't Gui appeared yet?

Earthwork: Don't make any noise.

Full enlightenment: we will be considered as poor couples who have no money for their honeymoon, Turks.

Earthwork: Shut up. (telescope)

Total enlightenment: Eating mayonnaise and rice all day will make people want to kill you more and more, Earthwork.

Earthwork: Wait a minute ... I found the Gui. Everyone in the room.

Total enlightenment: Then exchange hostages, and exchange Mr. Earthwork and my boss for laurels, so that I can make meritorious deeds and become a vice president.

Earthwork: (cramping face ignores) While they are eating, rush over and catch them off guard.

Full enlightenment: this is a terrible idea.

Earthwork: I have always realized that you go to cook first and I will continue to monitor.

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Zong Wu: (getting up and rummaging) ... Hey, where's the food?

Earthwork: ... huh? (continuing telescope) It's in the bag.

Zongwu: No, there is no mayonnaise. A whole backpack is missing. Did Mr. Earthwork steal it last night?

Earthwork: (surprised) What!

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Yin Shi: I'm bored ... I'm hungry. Let's go and cook.

Yin Sang! All our food is gone!

Yin Shi: What? !

Miao: Didn't you bring anything to eat? I cooked a lot of egg dishes. Do you want to come?

(Silver Age&; Xinba Petrochemical)

G: it looks good. I started.

(downward)

Elizabeth … and the dawn of edo … please …

Yin Shi: A wig! Cheer up!

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Jiubingwei: Fool, Miao's thoughts are not acceptable to you people.

(Take away scrambled eggs)

I accepted this delicious dish.

Miao: (blushes) …

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Shenle: Yo! Silver sauce! New Baji, I'm back.

New Eight: God is happy! Trouble, all our food is gone-

Shenle: Ah, what a coincidence. I found a bag of food over there. Someone else probably lost it, so I took it back.

Yin Shi: So lucky? ! Let me see-

(rummaging through the bag for mayonnaise)

Is the selection team there? ...

Shenle: No, only a poor couple have no money for their honeymoon, so they have to come here!

One: Wait, isn't this very dangerous for Mr. Gui? We have to get him out of here!

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Yin Shi: But there's nothing I can do about wigs now. ...

Shenle: I heard that mayonnaise can save lives?

(Feeding the wig with a bottle)

Nhachi: Stop = Mouth =！

Gui: (Soul)

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Earthwork: You bastards! Give me the Gui quickly!

Full enlightenment: and Mr. Earthwork's mayonnaise!

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Shenwei: (face flashes in the shadow)

Ah. Food.

Yin Shi: Who? !

This voice-

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Yin Shi: You-

Gaoshan: (emerging from behind the tree) Don't be nervous. We happened to pass by when the spaceship broke down.

Nhachi: ah! What about the meteor that Mr. Gui saw?

Shenle: Unless there is an accident, is it my brother's boat?

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G: wait a minute! Elizabeth's companion said ... Is everything all right? ...

Gao Shan: You mean Lotus Star? Oh, their ship is safe and sound.

G: How do you know? !

Gaoshan: Because I have to leave the earth in their boat.

G: Then they ...!

Shenwei: Lotus Star people can also make grain reserves.

Nhachi: what!

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[After the appearance of Shenwei, Shenle immediately rushed up (eye close-up? )]

Yin Shi: God is happy!

[other people's combat readiness]

Shenle: ... Let me come to Aru.

Shenwei: Why are you still so weak?

Shenle: Gee, when I saw some food missing, I had a hunch that my brother was coming.

Shenwei: Liar, you didn't find it at all.

Shenle: I read the script before and found you in the crew.

Shenwei: Huh? This is cheating.

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Then our food is ...!

Gaoshan: It's none of my business, but this guy eats too much.

Yin Shi: Why don't they take Amy's scrambled eggs!

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Miao, I'll protect you. ...

[Exterior painting] Yeba: Huh? !

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[After several rounds, Shen Le was kicked down, and Shen Wei rode on Shen Le's back to scratch his hair]

Shenwei: (into the ear of Shenle) You are still-

[The silver sword is drawn, and the great power is split. After parrying, Shenwei flashed into the distance (tree? )]

[New Eight brings back the joy of God to everyone]

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[Yin Shi turns to the mountain, and Gui stands beside him]

Yin Shi: Let those lotus stars go.

G: That's Elizabeth's important companion.

Gao Shan: What does it have to do with me? We just want to get out of here.

G: I just want to bring my companion back.

[Gui drew his sword and left, Yin followed]

[Let the action part play freely > _<]

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Turkey: Facing three wanted criminals at the same time ...

Fully enlightened: If you are afraid, hide behind a tree and cry with mayonnaise, Mr. Earthwork.

General Revelation: When the mountain is stopped, set fire to Yato first.

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【 TuChong drew his sword to attack great power &; Gaoshan]

Gaoshan: What's interesting about the selection group?

Earthwork: I've been looking for you for a long time!

Shenwei: Useless people can only keep thinking.

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[omit detailed operation]

[Earthwork was hit in the battle and stepped on Miao's scrambled egg lunch box]

[Close-up of Xiao Jiu's angry eyes]

[Sweep your legs and kick the earth down]

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Earthwork: What are you doing?

Xiao Jiu: I can't believe I'm cooking for Miao!

Earthwork: Huh? !

[╮-▽-╭ Xiao Jiu grabbed the knife (I don't want to see you)]

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Earthwork: Don't interfere with official business! [Stand aside]

Miao: (throws himself in the ninth position) What's the matter with you? ...

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[God quietly picked up Miao's egg dishes and stuffed them into the food backpack]

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It is generally understood that people with strange dietary tendencies must be extinct.

Shenwei: (laughs)

Fully enlightened: (gazing)

Shenwei: (rushes to Shenle and grabs the backpack of the real selection group)

We have enough grain reserves. Come on, Takagi.

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(Gaoshan &; Shenwei flash people)

G: Give me back Elizabeth's companion!

Shenwei: (to Gaoshan) I don't want to eat anything strange, do you?

Gaoshan: Then keep it as a hostage.

Earthwork: Leave the hostages!

Gaoshan: Oh.

[hide]

Three days later, there were three people in the dessert shop &; laurel

[laurel has a bandage on his head]

G: So, I received this letter yesterday.

Elizabethan

Goodbye. It's good.

We returned to Peng Lian unharmed.

Although he floated in the space capsule for a long time, he was lucky to pass by a merchant ship and rescue him.

What happened these days is only because I didn't meet the person who came to meet you as promised. You don't need to worry and worry.

Best wishes.

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Yin Shi: So?

G: (pointing) So I was taken away by Elizabeth. ...

Shenle: Don't worry, Mr. Gui! I have avenged you!

Nhachi: huh?