Is there a humorous joke that you can't help laughing before telling it? Can you say something?

Recommend a few jokes for everyone to enjoy next time. Please see below:

1. A friend went to an interview and didn't find the way, so he called the interview company. The company staff said, "Hello, our company is on Ziyuan Road. Where are you now? " My friend looked at the sign and said, "I'm on Xinyuan Road." Company personnel: "Xinyuan Road? Which Xin ". The friend replied, "A wooden character, a symplectic character." Company personnel: "well, you don't have to come for an interview." Friend: Why? ...

Do you know how to lose weight? First, buy more than 50 electric cookers in Taobao to cook rice and porridge, then buy more than 20 pieces of rice in a bag, cook porridge every day, and then buy some mustard tuber for one yuan a pack. Feel tasteless? Then go to the vegetable market and cook a sausage for about 70 cents. If one doesn't work, just cook two sausages. You can also eat until 7 minutes full! Don't ask me why I'm so clear. It's been almost two months, from 160 kg to 1 10 kg!

A girlfriend bumped into her father at the school gate. She was surprised and asked, Dad, why are you here? Her father took her aside and said, "You are a disappointment. You paid to come to school to study hard, but you gave birth to all your children with others! " ! Say, are you good enough for your mother? "Best friend: Dad, I didn't. who did you hear that from？ Father: Still trying to hide it from me! Your mother and I both saw that your baby in the circle of friends was miserable and had a fever. The doctor said that an injection was needed, which frightened the baby. I have been here all night! Tell me where my grandson is. Show me!

4. When I was studying in the evening, my deskmate said to me with pleading eyes: He wanted to fart, but he couldn't hold back ... He asked me to help report. He counted to one, two, three. When I slapped the table, he farted and warned me that he had to clap loudly. I tried my best to suck the milk and photographed it. A second later, he farted for three seconds. In a flash, all the students in the class looked at us. How can I ease the embarrassment?

One day I went to the toilet, and suddenly a voice came from a pit: "Dude, do you have any paper?" I said no, I just came to pee. Then the buddy played a five-dollar bill through the crack of the door and said, "Dude, can you change it into five Zhang Yiyuan bills?" So I readily agreed and gave him five coins. My spirit of helping others deserves praise. ...

6. The company organizes tours and stays in hotels, with one person and one room. In the evening, a female colleague came to my room to watch TV. /kloc-She didn't leave after 0: 00, so I resolutely sent her back. Damn it, I don't care if you occupy the remote control all night. Now we can finally watch the ball. I'm a little excited to think about it ...

7. Do you think history is always strikingly similar? The year before last, last year and this year were all Valentine's Day.

8. Going home with my girlfriend at night, suddenly three masked men jumped out of the roadside. "You two can only go one!" I said, "Wife, run!" "Looking at the disappearance of his wife, the three men took off their masks: My God, is it so difficult to find you to play mahjong now?

These are the humorous jokes I shared with you. If you have something more interesting, please leave a message in the comments section.