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A father taught his son to write an interesting composition.
Plot introduction
Danny used to be a cartoon voice actor, but he was fired for adding anti-smoking dialogue. On his son's birthday, he turned the house upside down. When his wife Miranda, who was busy in the office, came home and saw the mess, she flew into a rage. Danny was "punished for several crimes" and was swept out by his wife.
Danny lost his job and had no place to live. Of course, he and Miranda lost the battle for custody of the children in court. The court ruled that he could only be reunited with the children on Saturday. Danny was eager to have children, so he disguised himself as a 65-year-old British grandmother to apply for a wet nurse. Miranda and the three children didn't doubt him, so they happily accepted the "kind grandmother" Mrs. Daufel.
Danny works as a porter in TV station during the day and goes to his wife and children's house to clean, cook and take care of the children at night. At first, because he was not used to doing housework, his mind was full of jokes, but he also realized his wife's hard work inside and outside. With the help of "Mrs. Doerfield", Miranda's burden was lightened, her hysteria stopped, her children made progress in their lessons, and Danny himself changed his bad habit of being sloppy and unkempt. One day it happened to be Miranda's birthday, and she insisted on inviting Mrs. Doerfield to celebrate her birthday. Coincidentally, on the same day, the director of the same restaurant and TV station also wanted to talk to Danny about the possibility of cooperation. I saw Danny "flying all over the field" with men and women, and finally "wearing gangs" under the gaze of everyone.
A father took his son to the zoo to play. When waiting in line, the child was alive and kicking, which made people fondle it. It's so cute. When they arrived, the father asked his son to squat, because his son had to buy half a ticket and squat less than one meter before he could enter the park for free. The child obeyed and squatted over. The conductor didn't find him, so his son waddled in. All this was seen by the author, and he felt sad.
The father of the child skipped the ticket in order not to spend too much money. The child obeyed his father without hesitation, but he didn't know whether it was right or wrong. Will this happen in life?
Children squat down not only their bodies, but also their honesty which is more precious than money. Once a person's integrity is lost, it will become terrible. So we must be honest and sincere in what we do and say. This will benefit us for life.
Find an article about a father who taught his son to cook eggs.
One morning, my father made two bowls of poached egg noodles, one with eggs on it and the other without eggs. After the table was served, the father asked his son, "Which bowl to eat?"
"Bowl with eggs!" The son pointed to the bowl where the eggs were put. "Let dad eat that bowl of eggs?" Father said, "Kong Rong can make pears at the age of seven, and you are 10 years old. It's time to lay eggs! "
"Kong Rong is Kong Rong, I am me-don't let it!" The son has a firm attitude.
"Really don't let?"
"I really won't let it!" My son bit half an egg in one bite.
"No regrets?"
"No regrets!" The son took another bite and swallowed the egg. When the son finished eating, the father began to eat. Of course, the father hid two poached eggs in the bowl, and the son saw them clearly.
"Remember: people who want to take advantage often can't take advantage!" The father pointed to two poached eggs in the bowl to warn his son. The son showed general helplessness.
The second time, on a Sunday morning, my father made two bowls of poached egg noodles. A bowl of eggs is lying on it, and a bowl of eggs is not on it. Put it on the table and ask his son, "Which bowl to eat?" "Kong Rong let pears, I let eggs!" The son smiled and picked up the bowl without eggs. "No regrets?" "No regrets!" The son said firmly.
My son ate it, but there were no eggs. In the father's bowl, one lies on it and the other hides under it, so that the son can see it clearly.
"Remember, people who want to take advantage may suffer!" The father pointed to the egg and taught his son.
The third time, my father made two bowls of poached egg noodles, one with eggs on it and the other without eggs.
The father asked his son, "Which bowl to eat?"
"Kong Rong let the pears, and the son let the noodles-Dad, you are an adult, you eat first!" The son waved and made a "gentleman" shape.
"You're welcome!" The father was holding a bowl with eggs, and the son found poached eggs hidden in the bowl.
"People who don't want to take advantage of life won't let him suffer! The father said meaningfully to his son.
1. When eating noodles for the first time, my son was very "determined". After eating two bites, he ate a poached egg, indicating that his son (b).
A. My son is hungry and wants to eat poached eggs.
B. My son doesn't want eggs, he just wants to eat them himself.
C. The son wants to eat quickly in order to take advantage of his father.
2. When eating noodles for the second time, the son "picked it up with a smile", indicating that the son (C)
A. the son learned to be modest.
B. My son thinks that I ate eggs last time, and if I don't eat them, I won't eat them this time.
C. My son thought there were no eggs above, but there must be eggs below, so I deliberately gave way.
3. When eating noodles for the third time, the son "made a gentleman with a wave of his hand", indicating that his son (a)
A. the son learned to be modest.
B: I've already eaten twice. Let my father choose first this time!
C. There are two eggs in both bowls of noodles this time, which are the same anyway.
4. My father borrowed the allusion "Kong Rong and Li Rang" for the purpose of (1).
A. Educate your son to learn to be "smooth" like Kong Rong.
B) Educate his son to learn from Kong Rong's spirit of humility and not be greedy for petty gain.
C. Educate your son to have a broad mind, don't be short-sighted, and only see a little immediate benefit.
5. What kind of father do you think this is? (1)
A. smart
B. haggle over every ounce
C. short-sighted
6. After picking the face three times, the father said three words to his son, please use "
"Draw it. Then choose the sentence that makes you feel the most, and talk about your understanding with examples around you.
4. Father's process of saving his son When my father was digging stones, I was telling them, "Don't be chaotic, don't panic, calm down and don't move. Those stones will fall. You just have to wait for my father to dig here, and we can go out and pull. " Those students who were in a hurry stopped crying, and those who had been crying stopped crying. I gave them a way to relieve their tension. "
We are very happy when the students are playing and chatting, as if we are not under the ruins, but in the classroom. Suddenly, a loud noise scared some students to walk around. What happened? It turned out that those naughty students accidentally touched the stone, causing it to fall. I said angrily, "I told you not to move, but I still don't believe it." This is the result! " "The classmate apologized and went to play.
After a while, my father dug here. Some students in our class cheered, and some said with a smile, "I can finally go back to see my parents!" " "I told them to line up and go out. ...
5. The story of a father educating his son. His son fights and curses every day. The story of his father telling his son to nail every time he knocks a nail.
Once upon a time, there was a boy with a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him to nail one on the fence of the yard every time he lost his temper or quarreled with others.
On the first day, the boy nailed 37 nails. In the next few days, he learned to control his temper, and the number of nails nailed every day gradually decreased. He found that it was much easier to control his temper than to nail it. Finally one day, he didn't nail any nails. He told his father about it happily.
Dad said, "From now on, as long as you don't lose your temper, pull out a nail on this day." "Day by day passed, and finally, all the nails were pulled out.
Dad took him to the edge of the fence and said to him, "son, you did a good job, but look at the nail holes in the fence." These holes will never be repaired. " Just like you quarreled with someone and said something ugly, you left a wound in his heart, just like this nail hole. "
Insert a knife into a person's body, and then * * *, the wound will be difficult to heal. No matter how you apologize, the wound is always there. You know, physical trauma is as difficult to recover as mental trauma. Your friends are your precious property. They make you laugh and make you braver. They always listen to your sadness at any time, and when you need them, they will support you and open their hearts to you. Tell your friends how much you love them, and tell all the people you think are friends. You can start by telling this little story.
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