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Animal fable: crows complain
Animal Fable Story: Crow Petition 1 In the Tang Dynasty, Zhang Wen was appointed to be stationed in Beijing and Zhao Yin. He is upright and upright, enforcing the law like a mountain, and doing evil like enemies. No matter who wants to do evil, as long as he touches Zhang Wen's hand, he will never escape. Zhang Wen killed a group of lawless people by cruel and cruel means, which made Beijing's public security better. None of those hooligans and rogues are afraid of Zhang Wen. In order to facilitate people's complaints, Zhang Wen also sent someone to hang a bell outside the yamen so that the complainant could ring the bell at any time.
One day, Zhang Wen suddenly heard the bell ringing outside the hall. He immediately sent someone out to check it out. The policeman looked around under the bell, but he didn't see anyone ringing the doorbell. Just then, the bell rang again. I don't know why, the bell rang three times in a row. Only then did the messenger discover that a crow had hit the clock.
Someone immediately reported to Zhang Wen that the crow hit the clock. Zhang Wen thought for a moment and said, "This crow must have suffered some sadness. It just came to complain. I guess, someone must have taken its little crow, and the mother and the child are connected. The crow's love for his son is really touching. "
So Zhang Wen sent someone to take the crow to find the person who dug the nest. Once found, he must be arrested. Crows circled in front to lead the way for the officers, who followed closely all the way and finally came to a forest outside the city. The crow circled around a tree and kept barking. When the officers saw that a bird's nest in the tree had been hollowed out, and the man who dug up the crow had not left, he was resting under the tree, still fiddling with the crow in his hand, and the crow groaned piteously. Seeing this scene, the police officers immediately took the man back to the government for arrest.
Zhang Wen personally tried the case. He believes that although crows are not people, mother and son are as close to each other as people. It is unusual for crows to come to the government for help when they are persecuted. The person who scooped up the little crow separated the crow mother and son, harmed the weak, and behaved badly, which was intolerable. So Zhang Wen ordered the man to be executed and avenged the crow.
Later, the story spread, and the evildoers were more cautious and restrained, and never dared to do bad things easily again.
Zhang Wen is observant, well aware of the sufferings of the people, and has no mercy on the smallest things, so he can really curb the evil forces in society and keep one side safe.
Animal fable story: Crow complains 2 "Your Majesty, after a long drought and no rain, mountain fires are prone to occur, so it is necessary to strengthen prevention as soon as possible, otherwise …" One day, Minister Crow reported to the Phoenix Bird King. The Phoenix Bird King was very unhappy and forgot after a while. Soon, a mountain fire really broke out, burning and selling many birds, and more birds were homeless. When the bad news came, the Phoenix Bird King thought, if the crow mouth didn't say some bullshit, could there be a fire? Then an imperial edict was issued: "nonsense leads to disaster, and I will be punished for one year for crying."
Minister Crow once again told the Phoenix Bird King: "The rainy season has come early and fiercely this year, and there will be floods. We should take precautions in time, otherwise ..."
The Phoenix Bird King couldn't listen to the "otherwise" below, and urged me to stop. A few days later, the flood really came, and many birdmen fell into the disaster of birds dying and nests dying. The Phoenix Bird King roared, "It's the damn crow's mouth again! In view of the crow's mouth's repeated troubles, it was downgraded by two levels, fined for three years, and deprived of the right to pilgrimage! "
One day, Minister Crow found that the palace was about to collapse, but he was no longer qualified to talk to the Phoenix Bird King. Of course, even if he spoke, the Phoenix Bird King wouldn't listen. He didn't know what would happen to him, so he shook his head, sighed and ran away at a distance.
Soon after, on a thunderstorm night, the palace collapsed and the Phoenix Bird King was crushed into patties.
A long time ago, crow and lark were two excellent singers. Their songs are euphemistic and clear, loud and melodious, and many birds envy and hate them. They sing in the dense forest, by the clear stream, on the vast grassland, in the drizzle and in the bright sunshine ... When crows and larks began to sing, birds and animals came to listen and marveled at the beauty of their songs.
One day, the crow and the lark heard a more beautiful song. Singing birds have colorful feathers and stand on the buttonwood with their heads held high. There was silence around the buttonwood tree, and all the animals couldn't wait to stretch their ears to listen to the loud and exciting songs of birds.
The crow looked at the gorgeous feathers of the bird and listened to its wonderful singing, suddenly thinking of himself: what an ugly black feather, its singing is many times worse than that in his ears ... The more he thought about it, the more ashamed he felt, so he quietly flew to a remote ravine and closed his throat.
The lark was intoxicated by the birds' songs. It carefully experienced the subtlety of the song, found its own shortcomings, and then turned over a new leaf. After that, the lark got up early to practice her voice, whether it was windy or rainy, lightning or thunder.
Many years later, the crow thought of what an excellent singer he used to be, so he wanted to try his voice. But as soon as they spoke, the animals got scared. They all covered their ears and shouted, "Where did the ghost cry?" Hoarse, obscurity, worse than crying ... "The crow was ashamed and felt that his voice didn't sound good at first, and he couldn't wait to get into the ground.
At this time, the lark's song is more mellow and melodious, which is welcomed by all animals.
At first, neither the crow nor the lark knew that this bird with gorgeous feathers turned out to be the king of birds, Phoenix.
Now, animals only know that lark is an excellent singer, but they don't know that crow used to sing so well!
Once upon a time, there was a poor old mother who had a beautiful and kind daughter.
On one occasion, my mother let her daughter dry a plate of millet, and let her daughter stay by to prevent birds from pecking rice.
Here comes a crow with golden feathers. No matter how much the girl chased, she pecked all the rice in no hurry.
The girl cried sadly: "My family is poor, how can I tell my mother?"
The crow smiled and said, "Little girl, when the sun goes down, you will arrive at the village entrance. You go down to the tree and I'll make it up to you. "
When the sun went down, the girl came to the big tree, looked up at the branches and found a small golden house at the top of the tree.
The golden crow leaned out of the window of the hut and said, "I'll build you a ladder." Come up! " But do you want a gold ladder, a silver ladder or a copper ladder? "
"I'm just a poor boy. I just need a copper ladder. "
The crow put down a golden ladder. The girl was surprised. She followed the ladder to the little golden room.
"You must have dinner here," the crow invited her, "but do you want to eat with a golden butterfly or a copper coin?"
"I'm just a poor boy. I just need a copper coin. " But the crow brought a golden plate with delicious food on it.
"You are such a good boy." The crow praised him. When he left, he took out three boxes, big, medium and small, and asked her to choose one to take home.
"You only ate a little of my family's rice, and a small box is enough." In this way, the girl took that one.
The little box left the golden crow.
When they got home, the mother and daughter opened the box and found a whole hundred rubies in it. Mother and daughter are so surprised. Because of the gem, the life of mother and daughter is rich and happy.
There is an old mother in the village and a daughter at home, but the mother and daughter are greedy for money and have a bad temper. They were very jealous when they heard that the golden crow had sent treasure to others. So, the greedy mother let her daughter go to the sun to dry rice.
The golden crow flew to eat some rice, and the greedy girl cried eagerly, "Give me something valuable quickly." The crow frowned, but said politely, "After the sun goes down, come under the big tree at the village entrance, and I will satisfy you." When the sun went down, the greedy girl came to the big tree. Before standing, she shouted, "crow, give me something quickly!" " "
The crow poked its head out: "What kind of ladder do you want to climb, a gold ladder, a silver ladder or a copper ladder?"
"Of course it's a golden ladder!" The girl said. But the crow put down a copper ladder.
The greedy girl entered the golden room, and the crow asked her what she liked to use for food, which was a golden butterfly, a silver plate or a copper plate.
Greedy girls naturally use gold plates. But she was disappointed. The food brought by the crow is packed in a copper plate.
When the greedy girl left, the crow took out three boxes and asked her to choose one to take home.
The greedy girl picked up a big box and left. The box is too heavy for her to get down from the ladder.
When they got home, the mother and daughter couldn't wait to open the box, and a big snake climbed out of it, scaring them to make a dash for the door.
Read and think:
Tell children not to be too greedy at any time, and treat themselves and others correctly, so as to make faster progress.
Animal fable: The crow complains that the fifth fox unconsciously offended the black crow, so how will the black crow retaliate? It turns out that the black crow wants to turn the fox into a lazy and greedy hooligan. ...
The crow's nest is built on the branch, and the fox's nest is in the hole under the tree. I don't know when the fox offended the crow, and the black crow hated it. This is a vicious crow. On the surface, it has been quietly thinking about how to retaliate.
There is a new fox in the tree hole. Fox is lively and honest. The black crow found the opportunity and boasted fiercely about the "genius" on the left and the "prodigy" on the right in front of the mother fox. Mother fox soon regarded the crow as a good person.
The black crow asked the fox affectionately, "What do you like to eat?"
"Fresh meat." Fox answered innocently.
"Great." Cried the black crow. So, it managed to bring little sparrows and chickens, and let the little fox have a full meal every time.
"What do you like to wear?" The black crow asked politely.
"Fur coat." The fox wagged his tail to answer.
"Wonderful, wonderful!" The black crow said repeatedly. Then I got a leather coat made of rabbit skin and squirrel skin.
The fox is playful, and the crow shows the way from the air, so that the fox can run around the fence and roll in the vegetable field. ...
As time went on, the fox became a lazy, greedy and cunning hooligan. Everyone hates it and stays away from it. A magpie asked the crow, "How did the lovely little fox become like this?"
"I'm sorry, this is my credit." The black crow proudly declared, "I will meet all the requirements of the little fox." Haha, it really works, and the little fox has finally gone bad! " "
"You black crow, you are full of nonsense!" The magpie roared and flew away as soon as it spread its wings.
The crow was so thirsty that he flew to a pitcher. There is not much water in the pitcher. He tried his best, but he still couldn't drink it. So he pushed with all his strength, trying to push the jar down and pour out the water, but the pitcher couldn't move. At this time, the crow remembered the way he went to the pitcher to throw stones. With the increase of stones, the water in the pitcher gradually increased. Finally, the crow drank the water happily and relieved his thirst.
This story shows that wisdom often trumps strength.
In order to possess the hen, two cocks fought, and one of them beat the other away. The defeated side had to hide in a covered place, but the winning side flew to the high wall and shouted. Then an eagle flew over and caught him. After that, the defeated rooster took possession of the hen safely.
This story shows that arrogance brings harm to people and humility brings benefits to people.
Father frog is a contented man. He is not the richest, but he has enough material comforts. All the neighbors think he is a model of the head of the family. Father Frog is always warm to his friends, especially his relatives. Nephews, nieces, nephews and nieces often visit Papa Frog's house, and some relatives and family members live here under the guise of visiting Papa Frog's house. Soon, more than 65,438+00 families settled in Father Frog's place.
Father frog has no privacy anymore, because the guests have packed his living room and even the kitchen. In order to cook for the guests, father frog is busy in and out of the kitchen, delivering meals to the guests in batches. Soon, he finished his food. One day, father frog decided that he couldn't stand it any longer. Mother frog can't stand these parasitic relatives: "let these lazy guys leave!" " There is nothing to say. "
"I can't do that," said Father Frog. "Face to face confrontation is not my style. What will relatives and neighbors say? But don't worry, I have my own way. " Father frog is very calm. The next day, father frog woke up and said happily, "I've thought of the best way." But he refused to tell his wife his plan.
In order to avoid everyone, father frog invited the snake to his house. He hoped that the snake would drive away annoying frog relatives. The hungry snake quickly accepted the invitation. Needless to say, the snake completed the task efficiently. He ate all the relatives of father frog, big or small. Unfortunately, the snake also ate father frog, mother frog and their children.
A fox is running around in the forest because a hunter is hunting it. The fox fled to the sheepfold in a panic and hid. When the hunter approached the sheepfold, he walked away without seeing the fox.
The fox showed his head and found that the hunter had left, so he came out for some air. The fox looked around and saw a few lambs, which made him feel bad. When the ewe is not paying attention, she will pick up the lamb and run away. Mother sheep found it and ran after it at once. Mother sheep said, "Damn guy, have you forgotten who saved you?" I even stole my child. The fox said, "Be a good person and do it to the end." I'm hungry. "They continue to chase, and this action attracts hunters. The hunter hit the fox with one shot.
The fox fell down and said regretfully, "I really deserve it." The sheep saved me, but I turned around and ended up like this. "
Animal fable: the crow's complaint Chapter 7 A crow stopped in a tree with a piece of cheese in his mouth. Seeing the cheese in the crow's mouth, the fox came to strength. "If your singing is as beautiful as your looks, then you are the most beautiful singer I have ever heard." The fox said to the crow. In which book has this fox read before-and more than once among many poets-it is said that whenever a crow hears someone praising him, he will immediately throw down his cheese and sing. But this time, in this unusual crow, it didn't work.
The crow first carefully grasped the cheese in his mouth with his right paw, and then said, "People say you are cunning and stupid. I think one more thing, your eyes are almost nearsighted. " Those singing birds have crowns on their heads and bright blouses and shirts. They are the same as each other, there is no difference. Me, dressed in black, is very distinctive. "
This fox is really cunning, but he is not stupid or short-sighted. When the crow heard this, he said, "You are really distinctive, which is obvious to all. I just found out that you are the most famous and talented of all birds. I'd like to hear about you, but my stomach is growling with hunger now, so I can't stay here for long.
"Wait," the crow begged, "I'll give you some of my rice." He tore off a large piece of cheese and threw it to the sly fox, and then began to brag about himself: "I am the protagonist of many fairy tales and legends, and everyone recognizes that I am a bird of wisdom." I am a pioneer of flying, the greatest cartographer, and more importantly, scientists, scholars, engineers and mathematicians all know that my flying distance is the shortest between two points. Speaking of this, he added: "Between any two points." "
"Oh, there is no doubt that your flying distance is the shortest of all points," said the fox politely. "Thank you for your selflessness. You gave me a big piece." The fox said that and ran away contentedly. The crow was left sitting alone in the tree, his stomach still growling.
Truth: Self-praise sounds beautiful, but it's useless.
Animal fable: Crows complain Article 8 People have the impression that crows are black, ugly and annoying. How did the black and ugly crow become a "beautiful crow"?
In the beautiful forest, there are many birds, and they often have a fierce quarrel about who is the most beautiful bird. Every bird thinks it is the most beautiful.
Athena, the god of heaven, came to the forest and announced to the birds, "Tomorrow morning, all the birds will gather here, and I will choose the most beautiful bird as the king of all the birds."
Hearing the news, the birds were very excited. They came to the river and arranged their feathers on it.
The crow looked at his reflection in the water and secretly felt sad: "Alas, why am I the only one so ugly?" ? Feathers are dark, dull and not soft ... "
Just then, a beautiful feather floated along the river. The crow looked up and said, Wow, there are many other birds' feathers scattered by the river. It's beautiful. The crow looked at these beautiful feathers, rolled his eyes and had an idea.
After the birds slowly dispersed, the crow quickly picked up the colorful feathers and inserted them into his body one by one.
After some careful dressing, this crow is no longer the little black bird it used to be. His colorful feathers are incomparable to any bird.
The next day, the birds gathered early, waiting for Athena to announce the candidate for the bird king. Athena saw this beautiful crow at a glance and couldn't help admiring: "Ah, how beautiful the feathers of this bird are! Let him be the king of birds!"
The birds were very angry when they saw the crow with its own feathers. "Damn crow, give me back my feathers!" Birds are singing, and I am pecking at crows. The crow hid in panic, and all its feathers fell off, revealing ugly black feathers.
Seeing that he was black and ugly, the crow shed tears sadly. Athena went up to him and said, "Son, it is not good for you to cheat like this. Remember, only the truth is the most beautiful, understand? " Hearing this, the crow nodded in shame.
Animal fable: Crows complain that the birds in the ninth forest can't sing. One day, a lark flew from a distance. Her singing was so euphemistic that she touched all the birds in the forest. All the birds unanimously asked the lark to teach them to sing. The lark agreed.
On the first day of teaching songs, larks teach notes first. As soon as she teaches, everyone sings. After teaching for a period of time, in order to test the students' learning situation, the larks sang one by one. The first order is crow. The crow blushed, stood up timidly and whispered shyly. Because of her shyness, the notes were out of tune and everyone burst into laughter. At this time, the crow blushed even more and her neck became thicker. She thought to herself, "Hi! How shameful and ugly! " Larks stopped everyone from laughing. In order to correct the crow's pronunciation, she asked the crow to sing loudly again. The crow thought, "isn't this a disgrace to me?" I don't want to lose face again! " Without saying a word, she flew away with hatred. Larks only have some other birds to sing. The pronunciation of other birds' heads has been out of tune several times, and everyone is joking; But they didn't fly away like crows, but studied patiently by summing up experience.
Later, all birds learned to sing, but crows can't sing until now. People who love face can't learn skills.
Animal fable: crow complains 10 A crow, with a piece of fresh and tender meat in its pointed yellow mouth, suddenly a stone knocked the crow's head out and opened its brain!
The brain opened, just like a stupid classmate and the best child in the class changed their brains. The crow didn't forget being cheated for the first time. This time, the crow thought, "I won't be cheated again this time!" " "Like a carrot warrior. I swear to God.
The crow flew to the branch with meat in its mouth, and sure enough, the fox came again. The fox saw the meat in the crow's mouth and his mouth watered three times. He said, "Brother Crow, can you sing me another song?" The crow thought for a moment, smiled faintly and said, "OK, I'd be happy to." He began to sing as he spoke. Suddenly, the window glass was shattered by this song. The most beautiful flowers that have just bloomed in spring are like those in cold winter, so I will thank you once. The fox covered his ears, just like the Tang priest read him a spell, but his mouth said, "Wonderful! It's so nice! "
The crow sang and sang and accidentally slipped into the meat. When the fox saw the meat fall, he opened his mouth and smiled. The mouth that doesn't close properly is so big that it feels like it can swallow ten elephants! However, it was too late, and the crow swooped down and drew a perfect arc to catch the meat. In this way, the crow continued this performance over and over again, without any mistakes. The fox said angrily, "You'd better go to the circus to perform acrobatics!" " "The crow heard this and thought it was a good suggestion.
Later, the crow won the gold medal in the acrobatic exhibition competition. It wrote a thank-you letter to the fox, which was also mixed with a piece of fat. ...
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