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Watch the super Vulcan drama "Let's go through the window together" and say your own classic golden sentence!
Finally, it is found that our college life is interpreted in the play, and we live like the lowlifes in the play.
Now, when you meet people and things you don't like, you'll never tell them again. Come up and tell him a fable.
Tell Xiong Haizi, "Once upon a time, there was a shepherd boy who played games when he was bored."
Tell Xiong Haizi's father, "Once upon a time, there was a shepherd boy who didn't wash dishes after dinner."
Tell Xiong Haizi's mother, "Once upon a time, there was a shepherd boy who told stories to others when he didn't work.
Every time I go shopping, I feel like I'm an indifferent God Bi Shisan, just like him in movies and TV plays, with his eyelids half open and unfathomable.
"Hello, welcome. Do you want to buy skin care products?"
"positive solution."
"Look at your dark skin and rough pores. I recommend this one."
"Once upon a time, there was a kid who herded sheep, and when he sold things, he always hit the buyers."
"You're kidding. After using this product, you can prolong your life, live forever, and your skin is shiny."
"Tut tut ~ It better be! !”
Add another white eye of Hao Ge brand
Apart from these golden sentences, you can't understand the cold joke if you haven't seen the TV series "Together with the Window"
Every dinner party will suddenly pop up a sentence: "Is kung pao chicken delicious?" Looking at the face of the eater, I think I am Bi Thirteen, and I am God! ! ! !
When everyone grabs a hot dish, ask coldly, "Is the braised pork delicious?" After that, I feel that I am the most unique scenery ~
Actually, there is no other meaning, just want to ask this sentence!
After talking about these mainstream golden sentences, Mr. Ye, who has fewer and fewer cameras, once made the golden sentences circulate and brainwashed people.
I missed Mr. Ye on the first day he left.
the day after Mr. Ye left, I missed him.
Mr. Ye walked third, thinking about him, thinking about him, thinking about him.
On the nth day after Teacher Ye left, Classmate was finally updated, and there was no Teacher Ye in it. So say his "be a good person!" every day. Let's remember this lovely and wordy teacher.
"watch an episode of" Let's share a window together "today, and then start being a good person!"
"hmm ... I want to watch another episode. See how they behave well ~
After reading all the updates, please remind me to behave well tomorrow! !”
Finally, the classic famous saying from the hot and sexy goddess "Hee Hee Hee" comes to an end.
Note that this is not an expression pack, this is her silvery laughter-
Hee hee hee, welcome to leave a message, which line do you like to say in "Together with the Window"? Say it out and let's check the script ~
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