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Did you make any unreasonable demands during pregnancy?
1, when I was pregnant, I said I was unhappy every day, suggesting crazily, and then my husband would give me a red envelope, more or less. As long as I give a red envelope, I will be happy all day, whether my husband gives me a hundred or a piece. I wonder if the baby will become a penny addict when he grows up.
2. I'm from Sichuan. I love spicy food, but when I was pregnant, my husband said that eating spicy food was bad for my health and my baby, so I stopped eating it. Then I got angry on purpose and played tricks on my husband. He will buy me snacks such as mala Tang, instant noodles and duck neck, which I want to eat but won't let me eat. At that time, I thought instant noodles were more delicious than eating, and my husband wouldn't coax me if he didn't buy them.
When pregnant, I have to eat ice cream in winter, and I can't stand it. Then I knew in my heart that eating cold food during pregnancy was not good for my baby, so I forced my husband to buy me "hot ice cream". My husband laughed at me for three years on this matter.
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