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Shaanxi dialect version of funny songs

People are humans, turtles are turtles, trumpets are copper and pots are iron

I am a hero and a hero, Tada sells onions and babies sell garlic

Ugly people are themselves If you love an ugly person, put a rotten lid on a rotten pot

Look at the sky when you go out, and look at the eyes when you enter

Can't burn incense to offend God, can't speak to offend people

I don’t know that Coptis chinensis is bitter, but I don’t know that honey is sweet

Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it catches mice, it is a good cat

Whether it is an ox or an ox, as long as it can pull a plow, it is a good cat Cow

White, black, sunny, cloudy

Hungry, full, poor, rich, old and young, just want to be happy

Laughing , cried, right, wrong

Laughed, cried, right, wrong, men and women just want to be happy

Hey...hey...hey hey hey~~

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It’s white, it’s dark, it’s sunny, it’s cloudy

Hungry, full, poor, rich, old and young, all just want to be happy

Laughed, cried , right, wrong

I laughed, cried, right, wrong, men and women just want to be happy

People are humans, turtles are turtles, trumpets are copper, pots are iron

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I am a hero and a good man, Tada sells onions and babies and sells garlic

Ugly people have their own love for ugly people, put a rotten pot lid on a rotten pot

Go out and look at the sky, Look at the eyes when you enter the door

You can’t burn incense to offend God, and you can’t speak to offend people

I don’t know that coptis is bitter, but honey is sweet

Whether it is a black cat or a white cat , if it catches mice, it is a good cat

Whether it is an ox or an ox, the one that can pull the plow is a good ox!