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Connotation paragraph: 90% of men in the world are enjoyed by the same girl for the first time.

Once at one o'clock in the evening, I was already asleep, and suddenly my girlfriend came <> SMS: Come on, I am at the gate of Crystal Park! I asked her what she was doing, but she didn't speak and didn't answer the phone on the way, so she had to rush there. When I got there, I saw her there. Me: Why did you call me here? Girlfriend: Hmm! *** ………………………

I was driving on the road when I suddenly saw a man sitting on the side of the road crying. So I stopped to ask him, what's the matter? The man pointed to the deformed car that crashed next to him: You are so blind. Me: The car crashed and was scrapped. There's no need to be so sad to buy another one. Man: Look at that car. I went to have a look, and the man's girlfriend was dead: Don't be sad, you are so sad, and she is unstable. Besides, you are still young, just find another one. Man: Look at her mouth again. . .

I went.

There is a classmate, 28 years old, unmarried. We talk about everything. She often says that she is an unwanted old maid. Nobody wants it. I believe. A virgin? Well, I don't believe it at all. One day, I finally believed it.

Ask a lovely girl who has a good impression to go out to the movies, and then two people sit together.

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