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Tell me a joke, fair enough

Teacher Wang: My principles are "fairness, justice, and openness", and they remain the same at all times!

Principal: Is that also a scoring occasion?

Teacher Wang: It’s the same at any time. Be fair and treat your classmates equally. Be fair and never favor anyone. Disclosure, information transparency must be achieved!

Principal: Reveal your sister! Who asked you to disclose your answers during the proctoring exam?

Tang Monk: Monks should transcend the world of mortals and not be fettered by worldly interests!

As soon as he finished speaking, a piece of silver fell out of Bajie’s ear.

Tang Monk: Bajie, Bajie, why are you hiding your private money? This is a violation of the precept of greed. Throw it away quickly.

Bajie said dissatisfied: It’s so unfair!

Tang Seng: Why is it unfair?

Bajie: Brother Monkey hid more than ten thousand kilograms of gold in his ear, don’t blame him. I just hid a tael of silver, and you come to blame me. It's not fair!

Tang Monk: Wukong, throw away your golden hoop and hit Bajie! !