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The children started school. Tell mom's joke.

The children started school, and the mother's joke was as follows:

1, baby, take your time, learn to treat others slowly, learn to be independent, learn to share, and feel the bittersweet first experience of independence.

2, baby! Now you are the beginning of a beautiful fairy tale. The following story may be inclusive, but it must be beautiful. There are gorgeous mornings and storms, but they must be greeted by brilliant sunshine.

Always remember that your parents, grandparents will always support you, love you and be your good friends forever. If you are happy or unhappy, you should share it with us. We are your cheerleaders!

You are a sensible child and will help your parents solve problems. However, you are always not diligent, playful and attentive in your studies. My mother believes that you will get rid of your shortcomings and become an excellent child in all aspects.

Never put your whole life into a sting like a bee. Extreme behavior consumes precious lives.

6. Just talk about losing weight. You know that. You still have a long way to go. A healthy body is the guarantee for you to go on.

7. Today's children have a sense of pride. I hope that teachers will be strict in discipline, be persuasive and let children go to society, which is a successful talent.

Baby, I hope you can get up early and do morning exercises every day, so that your health will be great. I hope you will never get sick again, or seldom get sick, so that your mother won't have to worry about your health.

9. In a blink of an eye, the baby has grown up, played harder and is more active. Mother stroked her belly every day, full of happiness, big belly, small world.

10 Baby, there is a vast sea in front of you. Your kindness and courage are boats, and your determination is sails. I hope you start every day healthily and happily! Mom and Dad will always love you!

1 1, you should study hard and strive for better results in the final exam. Work hard! Persistence is victory!

12. Always work like you don't need money, always fall in love like you've never been hurt, always dance like no one is watching you, and always live like a paradise on earth.

13, a classmate did well. As a class cadre, he can actively work for the class and win glory for the class. I study hard and have a correct attitude, but my study method is single and my grades are not ideal. I hope to pay more attention to learning methods, arrange time reasonably and strive for better grades in the future.

14, baby, now that you are at school, teachers and classmates will accompany you to spend a wonderful kindergarten life. Love for teachers, love for classmates and discipline are what every excellent child must do. Tell you, the secret teacher likes a man who loves to eat, is honest and brave.

15, baby, I hope I will continue to study hard in the new semester, make good use of it, and strive to bloom my brilliant side! Believe in yourself, and you will eventually become a bright star!