Jokes and losses caused by typos

A certain student likes to write typos and always writes "break" as "drink".

In one of his diaries, he wrote, "The squad leader ordered us to carry the manure. Everyone worked very hard, and no one dared to drink. Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the squad leader's back."

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Typos in the composition

On New Year's Day, our family went to the History Museum to visit the "Ice Toilet"...

Teacher Comment: Is there such a thing? I want to go too! (Terracotta Warriors and Horses)

． After getting up in the morning and sorting out the "remains", we gathered at the school and took a bus to Kenting for the graduation trip

Teacher Comment: I don't know which funeral home your home is from? The teacher never knew... (grooming)

． My left eyelid kept twitching last night, and I thought it was a "bra" at that time. Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today.

Teacher Comment: Child, are you that old already? (bad omen)

． The newspaper said that oysters contaminated with heavy metals can "cure" cancer...

Teacher's comment: Just one word difference, and people who raise oysters will turn around! Should I start raising oysters soon? You will make a lot of money... (causing cancer)

． Last night my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two burgers, "chicken nuggets and one poop"...

Teacher review: Is it delicious? Chicken poop? (One serving of chicken nuggets)

． When I was getting ready to go shopping on Sunday, I accidentally pinched my "anus" in my hurry. It was really unlucky.

Teacher Comment: The teacher is very curious - whose anus is so big...? (Steel door)

． After visiting the flower market, I spent money to buy "Mean Man" and planned to take it home for the New Year.

Teacher’s comment: Pronounce it correctly, “Glade” will make you cry...

． My history teacher has long hair shawl, short stature, bad temper, and a little "breast"...

Teacher comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Wait for the history class, please tighten your skin." A little." (fierce)

． I think I am a good student who is both good at studying and "worrying"...

Teacher comment: It's time for you to worry - you failed. (Excellent)

. On the "bumpy" road of life, we must stay firm...

Teacher Comment: This road can lead to the ninth wonder after the Terracotta Warriors and Horses, the eight wonders of the world

1. The student wrote in his composition: "I was walking on the road, and suddenly a pile of cow dung appeared on the road. I was shocked (surprised)." After reading it, the teacher commented: "A huge amount, a huge amount."

2. The student wrote in the composition: "My mother is a middle-aged woman in her 30s." The teacher commented under the word "middle-aged": "Superfluous." Then asked the students to copy again. . After the students copied it again, the sentence became: "My mother is an extra middle-aged woman in her 30s."

The teacher spoke to the students before school: The Education Committee will come to the school for inspection tomorrow, and they must wear clothes tomorrow. School uniform, remember, you must write a note if something happens.

Xiao Ming doesn’t study hard and always writes in big white characters. He really couldn't go to school because he had something to do that day, so he wrote a note and asked his classmates to send it to the teacher. When the teacher saw it, he was horrified, but the full text of the note was as follows: "Hello, teacher! I will go to my dad's work this morning to see him off." , I must wear mourning clothes to go to school in the afternoon." Why should he go to school? Such a big thing happened to his family. The teacher quickly sent several class cadres to his house to express his concern and express his condolences. When I went to his house, I found nothing was wrong, but later I learned that it was all due to false pretenses. Officials must know that farewell and bell farewell should not be used indiscriminately. How can filial piety and school uniform be the same? ! !

A woman called the fire alarm. The phone said urgently: "Fight the fire, put out the fire!" "Where?" the firefighter asked. "At my house!" "I mean where is the fire?" the firefighter asked again. "In the kitchen!" "I know, but how can we get to your house?" the firefighter asked anxiously.

"Oh my God, don't you have a firetruck?"

1. Original version: Yelia Mysterious Yelia Yelia ---Tong Ange

Reproduction: Wild donkey, God’s wild donkey, wild donkey, wild donkey

Question: Why use God’s wild donkey to sing?

2. Original version: Giant Dragon Giant Dragon, keep your eyes open forever and ever - Leehom Wang

Reprint: Dragon, Dragon, you are two years short of two years forever and ever

Question: With whom will the dragon be forever separated by two years?

3. Original version: The world and the world are leisurely passers-by, the tide rises and falls in a hurry--- Ye Qianwen

Copy version: The shell of Tiandi Youyou stir-fries again and again

Question: How can cooking be cool?

4. Original version: Five thousand years of wind and rain--- --- Andy Lau

Reprint: Wu Qianlian's Wind and Rain

Question: Could it be that the two of them have an affair?

5. Original version: Every night I think of my mother’s words, and tears shine down Lu Binghua------

Reprint: Grandpa thinks about mother’s flowers, and tears shine down on the roadside flowers

Question: Why does poor grandpa want to cry when he thinks of his mother's roadside flowers?

6. Original version: Inexplicable words, inexplicable words----- Jolin Tsai

Reprint: Inexplicable Pregnancy Inexplicable Pregnancy

Question: What is the true portrayal of modern young people?

7. Original: It is easy to lose your mind when you fall in love with someone ------ You Hongming

Reprint: If you fall in love with someone, it is easy to lose your virginity

Question: Is this...this...is it too easy?_

8. Original version: She is like a fairy, she is so beautiful ------ Jordan Chan

Reproduction: She is like an antenna, she is so beautiful