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"Don't always say, there is still plenty of time."
There are only a few minutes before the final exam, and I'm still wandering around the Bishop's building like a headless fly, but fortunately, I rushed into the classroom one second before the bell rang and hurried to find my seat number.
The moment I saw Lin Yue, my brain was a little overwhelmed. I bet he is the same, because when he is extremely embarrassed, his hand will unconsciously touch the back of his head and then smile at me awkwardly.
The invigilator impatiently urged me on the stage, female classmate, to start the exam, and hurry back to your seat!
I sat down, cat waist, but I still looked at Lin Yue in front of me out of the corner of my eye. He doesn't seem to have changed much He still has the same hairstyle, clean hair, a beige sweater over a black jacket and a slightly bent back.
In winter in the north, the sun shines warmly on the pane, and chalk dust is clearly visible in the sun, floating in the air, as if going back in time, back to five years ago, when Yue Lin and I were deskmates.
/ 02 /
Yue Lin was my first deskmate in junior high school. The next day, the class teacher arranged the seats according to the principle of "the front is high, the back is short, men and women are matched to enhance friendship", boys are in the classroom and girls are in the classroom.
When I entered the classroom with great anxiety and pretended to be calm, I saw Lin lying on the table writing something, and I didn't know what to write.
I slowly walked beside him and sat down, afraid to gasp loudly. Even I turned the pages carefully. Lin Yue sat next to me, turning his pen, and seemed to have no interest in my deskmate of the opposite sex.
Sitting at the same table all day, we didn't say a word except "excuse me", "thank you" and "this is yours"
One minute before school was over, he suddenly looked at me and said, "Hello, my name is Yue Lin, skipping."
I was a little overwhelmed by his sudden self-introduction. After crying, I lowered my head and continued to tidy up the things on the table.
Unexpectedly, he smiled, revealing a row of particularly white teeth, tore off a piece of paper from his notebook and said while writing, "Look, my name is Yue Lin, skipping, my name is named by my grandfather, and the homonym of jumping is Yao, and my grandfather said that Yao means good."
I looked at the note he handed me, and the handwriting was crooked. I can't help laughing. I took out Chen Guang's gel pen and wrote my name for him. "This is my name."
"You write so well! It seems to be written by an adult! " There is a surprised expression on his face, which makes me particularly embarrassed. I said goodbye and left the classroom in a hurry.
This is a particularly embarrassing opening remark for Lin Yue and me. Hello, my name is XXX. In the following years, I introduced myself seriously in public countless times, but it seems that only that night was the most grand. How many times in a person's life can you use this sentence as a prelude to acquaintance?
/ 03 /
The next day, as soon as I sat down in the classroom, Yue Lin put a stack of books in front of me with a bad smile. "Your handwriting is good. Please write my name for me."
"Why?" Afraid he wouldn't understand, I explained again, "Why should I write your name?"
Then he took my book from my desk and began to write my name for me. "We exchange, you help me write, I help you write."
"But your handwriting is ugly! I didn't lose! " Let me get this straight.
He picked up the pen on the desk and slammed it on my skull in a rage.
My deskmate with Lin Yue is definitely a big failure in the history of the head teacher's seating arrangement, because we haven't been quiet for a moment since he sat next to me.
Lin Yue is good at telling jokes and always takes pleasure in making fun of me, but he never lets go of anything that makes me angry. If one day we don't quarrel again and again, he will think that the day is wasted.
In biology class, the teacher is talking about simple animals and complex animals. He said, covering his mouth, you are a simple creature. The teacher talked about microorganisms and single-celled organisms. He continued to cover his mouth and said, you are a single-celled creature without a brain.
I also whispered, you call it stealing a clock. Do you think the teacher can't see you when you cover your mouth?
In English class, the teacher has a mantra, and every sentence is followed by an authentic hometown dialect "Do you understand?"
Yue Lin especially likes learning English teacher's speech. In English class, he was very excited, waiting for the teacher's last sentence, and then studying in a strange way. On one occasion, he was probably so excited that his voice increased by an octave and the whole class laughed. The English teacher was embarrassed and asked him to stand up as punishment.
I secretly put a thick stack of books under his ass.
Our math teacher likes to punish students with corporal punishment. Every time after the exam, he will hit our palms with the legs of the bench and hit a wrong question. That time, Lin Yue did badly in the exam, and he was probably beaten a dozen times. Our math teacher probably quarreled with his wife that day and had a particularly bad temper. He hit people like the devil, and after three hits, he bled.
Lin Yue stood on the platform, biting his lip. The classroom is as quiet as death. When Lin Yue returned to his seat, I clearly saw that his left hand was swollen and bleeding. I took out a tissue from my schoolbag and wiped it for him. That was the first time I saw him cry.
During the break, he threw the legs of the bench out of the window to vent his hatred. But how can a math teacher stop there? He spent the whole afternoon tracking down who did it, and said that he would be kicked out of the house once he found out.
Lin Yue is not afraid, I am.
I was afraid that he would get caught and really go home, so I did a brave thing in my life. I ran to the office to admit my mistake, saying that I accidentally dropped my leg on the bench while playing with my classmates. Fortunately, at that time, I had a good relationship with my teacher, dodged bullets and wrote five pieces of inspection paper, but how could Lin Yue know about these?
/ 04 /
I don't know where he got so many interesting things that can make me happy from morning till night. In fact, many times, what he said is not funny at all, but looking at his particularly serious expression, I will be happy for no reason.
I always feel that Lin Yue is like a mature big brother. He never felt sad because he didn't do well in the exam, but he always enlightened me when I was sad about my grades. He never takes his poor Chinese grades to heart, but he always tells me complicated mathematical formulas over and over again. In return, I occasionally tell him how to write a composition to stay on topic.
There is a big wisteria tree under the teaching building. In summer, the campus is full of rich flowers, but in autumn, the wind rolls up thick leaves and flies everywhere, so we have to keep sweeping.
Lin Yue always likes to grab a handful of fallen leaves behind me, put them in my hat and run away. Sometimes I can see him crawling towards me from the shadow on the ground, but he never shows him.
At that time, a boy in my class chased me and stuffed all kinds of small notes into my drawer every day. After class, he blocked the door and wouldn't let me go out. I was so bored that I cried and told Yue Lin that I was going to transfer!
I didn't expect Lin Yue to get up and walk to the boy who is a head taller than him. He said with a straight face, don't you write her a little note again, and don't you disturb her! That boy was annoyed, grabbed Lin Yue by the collar and asked, What's it to you?
I care, she is my deskmate and my sister!
Fortunately, the two were pulled away by the onlookers before they started. Lin Yue angrily returned to his seat. I don't know why I really want to laugh. Are you sick? If you are knocked down, I won't save you.
Heartless! He gave me a fright.
The word "sister" is a bit subtle, which seems to elevate our relationship to another unspeakable space. At that time, if a boy recognized who his sister was, it proved that this girl was particularly important to him. I don't know whether I should be happy or sad. I'm glad that I'm a little more special to him than other students. I am not happy that I vaguely know that these two words basically mean that our future relationship is over.
/ 05 /
I thought we were going to go on like this. Ten years ago, I always thought that time was static. Some things, as long as we remain the same, will not be lost. Some smiles will last forever as long as we remember them.
Maybe he's been with me for so long that I take it for granted that many things can be done slowly. But I neglected that there is not so much time in this world.
Yue Lin and I have been deskmates for two years, and we are going to change seats in the third grade. It happened to be his birthday that day. At noon, I went to several gift shops by bike and finally bought a particularly beautiful crystal ball. There is a pair of children sitting together in a crystal ball. When I turn on the switch, the snow will fall. I think I spent at least two months of pocket money.
But this gift was not sent out. In the afternoon, when I came into the classroom with a yawn, Yue Lin pulled me with special excitement and said, Hey, I tell you, I looked at the seating chart, and Lan and I sat together!
At that time, I couldn't find any adjectives to describe my sadness. It is clearly the separation of two people, and I am the only one who is sad.
Do you like her? I pretended to be calm and asked.
You just know! He didn't notice my mood change. He began to tell me, when he noticed Lan Qingqing. Lan Qingqing is actually very beautiful and lovely. Last time in class, Lan gave him a white rabbit toffee.
You think it's cute when someone gives you a white rabbit toffee. I also helped you organize your desk for two years, wrote your composition for two years, and bought instant noodles for two years. Why not say I'm cute?
Of course, I didn't say these words, and I didn't send out the crystal ball in my schoolbag, but it burned my heart all afternoon like a hot fireball. I didn't listen to a word in four classes. I lay down all afternoon, and several times he asked me quietly, what's wrong with you? I just shook my head and didn't want him to see me cry.
He wrote me a note. Do you know who I would like without her?
I will go back. I don't know.
He said, I will like you.
I pretended to have a stomachache and ran to the toilet to cry.
Before school, he took out a pen and put it on my desk. He was as happy as before, and said, girl, I have been at the same table for two years, and I have given you nothing. This pen was given to me by my grandfather who writes calligraphy. Now I will give it to you. I think your composition is particularly good. I hope you can be a great writer in the future!
I let out a cry, picked up my schoolbag and turned to leave the classroom. When I got home that night, I cried badly. Actually, I don't know why. Even puppy love is an age when we know nothing. Our good impression of a person is probably that he will tell himself many jokes and make himself unhappy.
The next day, I especially hated going to school, because I knew that no one would deliberately lean against the table behind me and not let me in. They will deliberately hide my textbooks on the windowsill behind the curtains and suddenly laugh when I drink water.
After I didn't sit at the same table with Yue Lin, I became very honest and boring. My new silly deskmate only knows how to eat in class and after class. Occasionally, I can't see Lin Yue and Lan. As before, Lin Yue loves to whisper while covering her mouth. The difference is that Lan studies very well and never chats with him.
Yue Lin, do you miss my days around?
Occasionally in the classroom, he will still bounce my head. In his opinion, nothing seems to have changed, but in my opinion, everything has changed, so I no longer show joy in his enthusiasm, but gradually become speechless.
On the day of the third grade graduation exam, a group of us sharpened our guns outside the examination room. He came up to me and said with a smile, do well in the exam.
I also smiled and said, you too.
/ 06 /
We haven't met since the senior high school entrance examination. I heard that Lankao went to a key high school, but he was only one point away from an ordinary middle school. I heard that Lan was afraid that high school contact would affect her study, so she broke contact with him.
I tried to call Yue Lin several times, but I didn't know what to say. I don't know what to say, whether to ask him how he is now or to hint that tomorrow will be better.
Sometimes I see his shadow on QQ. I typed "Hello" in the dialog box, then posted it for a long time, and then deleted it word for word.
One day in high school, I cleaned up my bookcase at home, and a yellow note fell out of my yellow English textbook. Open it, and it says a particularly familiar and unfamiliar word.
"Lin Yue, like the wind."
I couldn't help laughing when the names of two people were twisted together. I keep recalling the formal self-introduction in my mind over and over again. "Hello, my name is Yue Lin, Tiao."
I put the note in a particularly delicate box behind the bookcase, which also contained a crystal ball that I didn't send out.
There is a really good lyric. Youth is a stumbling trip, which looks beautiful afterwards. At that time, we felt that such a time was not great, so we would say it when we broke up. See you later.
The shadows of the trees have been mottled for several years, then we have to grow and change, and finally we find that time makes the deep things deeper and the shallow things shallower.
Some people are arranged by heaven, unexpectedly appear in your life, caught by time, and leave your world in a hurry. As for your meeting and parting, I have never had the right to choose, so I regret those wasted time even more.
Time waits for no one, it won't wait for you to put on beautiful clothes, make full mental preparations, and then arrange an excellent opportunity for you to express your thoughts. Every time you meet this person, it may be the last time. Don't always talk about it.
/ 07 /
After the graduation exam that day, I packed my things in a hurry and chased Yue Lin in the direction of leaving. There are many people in the corridor, crowded and bustling. I stood on tiptoe in the crowd, looking for the familiar boy.
But I didn't find him. He has joined the crowds coming and going, and his whereabouts are unknown. Actually, I wanted to find him, just to tell him that I was late.
Happy birthday.
Happy graduation.
Happy forever.
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