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E-Sports Storm

< p>Author: Zhi Fu

Chapter 1: Losing the Game

Updated on 2012-12-25 2:46:25 Word Count: 4005

  Jets from Radisson, welcome to the recording site of the finals of the World GTV Game League of Legends (LOL), which is held once a year in our country. First of all, we would like to invite the members of our two teams in today’s finals. They are from different countries. Country, the friends wearing red clothes are from China, the ones wearing black and gray clothes seem to be from the Mediterranean Sea, oh, no, no, no, the friends wearing black and gray clothes are friends from Paris, France, Now, let’s give these two teams of young guys a warm round of applause!” As the host with glasses finished speaking, the entire competition site burst into loud applause.

"Okay, there are still fifteen minutes left before the game. Please ask the team leaders of both sides to bring the players into the break meeting to make final preparations."

"Brother Hua, wait a minute. When competing, do you still follow the 131 stance?" Xiao Feng, one of the members of the Dragon Team, asked in the Chinese team's lounge.

Xiao Feng, 18 years old this year. As we all know, game e-sports masters are usually otakus, and otakus are usually men with premature ejaculation. There is a legend circulating in the LOL world. It is said that a certain e-sports master in a certain telecommunications area The time he spent doing things in bed was not enough time to fight the Gang of Four, so he finished it hastily.

As for whether this joke is true or false, then we have to see the wisdom of others.

"Brother Hua, why don't you speak?" Anna, the only female member of the Dragon Team, said.

Anna, 21 years old this year, has a devil's body, an angel's face, plus his devilish measurements of 35F, 24, and 35, which is simply a magic weapon that can kill virgins instantly.

It is said that there is a joke circulating in the Dragons. It is said that one of the teammates in the Dragons deliberately pretended to be drunk and lay on the ground at a party, but did not...