Two problems in jokes

Born stupid, stupid mouth, stupid heart, stupid hands and feet, always doing things half a beat slower than others. Especially when dealing with people, I love being serious. I am the first to take the lead. When someone says something and does something wrong, no matter right or wrong, I always raise objections and think in the opposite direction. I don't like to say good things, so I often argue with people. This made me have hobbies such as writing small articles, so I worked as a secretary for a while. In the end, because I can't tolerate others, others can't tolerate me. Finally, I was assigned to a small unit with only two people to see who else to fight with!

Telling a joke and asking two questions is everyone's game. Do not laugh at me. I have lived for decades and learned nothing else. I remember two years after I graduated from work, my aunt in the village introduced me to a girlfriend. After seeing her twice, I fell into an old habit, and my female compatriots were so angry that they ignored me in one sentence. It was my aunt who made up again and met again. I really have nothing to please each other, so I told a joke and asked two questions to entertain each other. On another occasion, I chatted with a female colleague and unconsciously angered the other party. I was so angry that my sister cried, but I didn't care. On the contrary, another female colleague scolded me: why is it that a man doesn't know how to make way for others? I realized that I was wrong, so I found someone else, told that joke and asked two questions, and my female colleague burst into tears.

A joke: When I was a child, my mother asked me to buy soy sauce. When I went out, I specifically told you not to forget what to do. I was really afraid of forgetting. I kept talking and ran to the supply and marketing cooperative. I accidentally tripped and fell on my mouth, and the bottle was sold. Fortunately, it was not broken. When I put the bottle on the counter and put it in front of the salesman, the salesman asked, what can I buy? I touched my head and couldn't remember!

The first question: how can two people, one with their heads facing east and the other with their heads facing west, do not look back, turn around or bend over? (CCTV program at 8: 30 tonight)

Question 2: The hour hand and minute hand on the clock meet at 12. When is the next time? (You are not allowed to do equations. CCTV has a special topic at 8: 30 tonight.)

By the way, there is another question that I came up with when I was at school, and it hasn't been solved yet: Is time material? According to the philosophical knowledge learned, there are only two things in the world, one is matter and the other is consciousness, so time is either matter or consciousness, so it is impossible to have nothing! Otherwise, it is a scientific discovery!

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