Translate jokes (Chinese-English translation)

Bob: Doctor, how can you tell a person who looks normal and has mental defects?

Doctor: It's simple. You can ask him a question. If he can't answer, he must be mentally deficient.

Bob: What's the problem?

Doctor: Captain Hook crossed the world three times, and once he died, which time was it?

Bob: Excuse me? Do you have any other questions? I have to admit that I am not familiar with this history.

ask for help

One day, the police station received a phone call from a very nervous girl.

"sir! Help! Help! "

"Miss, please calm down. What's the matter?"

"A cat came into my room.

"Oh, I don't think the arrival of the cat is a big deal."

"No, no, this cat is dangerous, this cat is dangerous."

"Miss, this cat is really not hungry."

"Sir, are you from the police station? If you are a policeman, please help me after I call you. The cat is here now. This is dangerous. "

"Miss, who are you?"

"I am a parrot, I am a parrot."

Hedgehog on the road

Two hedgehogs came to the road. They wanted to cross the road at the zebra crossing.

One of the hedgehogs said, "Don't do this!" "

The other asked, "Why not?"

The first one said, "You will know what happened to the zebra."

The polar bear family

A little polar bear asked his mother a question.

Little polar bear: "Mom, are you sure I am a polar bear?" Not coke or brown bear. "

Mom: "Yes, you are, my child."

Little polar bear asks his father.

Little polar bear: "Dad, are you sure I am a polar bear?" Not coke or brown bear. "

Dad: "Yes, you are, son."

Later, the little polar bear went to ask his grandfather.

Little polar bear: "Grandpa, are you sure I am a polar bear?" Not coke or brown bear. "

Grandpa: "Yes, you are, son. Why do you ask?"

Little polar bear: "Because I feel cold."