Who can tell me a joke?

A naked girl ran into a taxi and the driver looked at her all over. The girl scolded, "What are you looking at? Have you never seen a naked woman? " ! ! "The driver said," I just want to see where your money comes from! " "There is a man and his girlfriend driving a sports car. The woman got up and said to the man, "I'll take off my clothes until 150."

Man: "What's wrong with that!"

After that, she slammed on the accelerator and drove to 180. The woman really took off her clothes.

Just then, an accident happened and the car overturned.

The man was stuck in the car and couldn't get out, so he told his girlfriend to go for help.

Woman: "But I'm naked!" ! "

Man: "Then I'll lend you a shoe, and you cover it in the key position."

So his girlfriend ran to the community for help according to her shoes.

When she arrived at the gas station, she was out of breath and said to the younger brother at the gas station, "Quick … help me … my boyfriend, he … is stuck in it and can't get out!" " ! ! "

The younger brother looked down at his shoes, sighed and said, "Alas, your boyfriend is really in deep trouble, and there is nothing I can do ..." On a passenger plane, a man put a parrot on his seat. The waiter on the plane happened to pass by and pour water for the passengers. The parrot said, "* * ~ Give me a glass of water ~" The waiter thought, "What is a broken parrot yelling at? It's rude to be angry with it. " So, the waiter ignored the parrot and walked on. At this time, the young man sitting in the front row of the parrot heard it and thought, "A broken parrot dares to scold him, no! I had to scold him a few words and casually said to the waiter, "* *, give me a glass of water ~". This time the waiter was really anxious ~ ~ He picked up the parrot and the young man and threw them out of the plane ~ ~ ~ (In the air, the parrot smiled and said to the young man, "Hehe ~ * *. . . I will fly to ................. ") A plane with more than 200 passengers flies smoothly in the sky. At this time, the captain's pleasant voice came from the radio: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am your captain. Welcome to our flight. What I want to tell you is ... Ah! Oh, my God! "After he made such a terrible cry, there was no sound on the radio.

All the passengers were scared, even the stewardess was too scared to speak. After a while, the broadcast finally rang again, and the captain said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to scare you just now." There was a small accident here, but it wasn't an airplane. When the flight attendant brought me coffee, he accidentally spilled coffee on my shirt. I can't believe you all came to see it! "

At this time, an angry passenger complained in the cabin: "What is the shirt wet?" Look at my crotch. "