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Jokes in Pan Changjiang live broadcast room
64-year-old Pan Changjiang walked alone in the snow, his hat was covered with snow, and his eyes looked sad and lonely, as if something heavy could not be lifted.
The figure sitting on the bench is even more pitiful. His "condensed" small body makes people want to hug him more and more.
In the video, Pan Changjiang said, "I just want to have some fun and earn some pension for myself, but everyone is so hostile to me. I didn't say those words, and I'm not that kind of person." .
The so-called "those words" mean that when Pan Changjiang bought wine in the live broadcast room, the wine in the live broadcast room was cheap, because he and the chairman of a winery were good brothers, and when the other party was drunk at dinner, he was given the lowest price.
It is not clear whether he said these words. If he did it, I hope he really knows them, which is also a guarantee for netizens who buy his wine.
As for the "kind of person" he said, what kind of person is it?
One,
Pan Changjiang released a sad video of a timely rescue, which attracted a lot of netizens to discuss.
Some netizens think it is not easy for Pan Changjiang to be so old. He made a little mistake, which can be forgiven.
However, more people think that Pan Changjiang deliberately sells bad products and "pretends what".
However, Pan Changjiang may really make the netizens who support him "chilling".
In front of him was a lonely old man, full of sadness and desolation, but behind him he drove a luxury car and lived in a mansion.
Although Pan Changjiang is "concentrated", he is a "big guy" when driving.
When I participated in a comedy variety show, I drove a million-dollar Land Rover.
Another reality show, driving a Bentley Tim Yue, cost about 5 million.
Qi Gongyang pickup truck and Toyota Erffa are both large SUVs. Why does he love carts so much?
He once said, "I want to drive a cart to' revenge' so that others will no longer think that I am short."
In addition to luxury cars, Pan Changjiang has his own real estate in all parts of the country, and directly bought villas in important sections of Beijing Second Ring Road and Chang 'an Avenue.
Even proudly said, "Even if my daughter doesn't work, she can't live forever."
Although people don't know how much wealth Pan Changjiang has, netizens don't doubt that her daughter will never spend all his money. After all, Pan Changjiang has been in business for so many years.
Then, with such a well-off family, why does Pan Changjiang still need to earn pension money by live broadcast?
Even in the live broadcast room, he showed the demeanor of his elders. He taught Gazi to be principled and not to be a platform for "fake wine", but he sold wine in the live broadcast room, consumed his fame and earned his own money.
The language in the live broadcast is even more confusing to netizens, and all kinds of unrealistic propaganda.
Faced with questions on the public screen, Pan Changjiang directly chose to ignore these negative news.
And the word-of-mouth accumulated by Pan Changjiang in his life fell apart.
Perhaps the old artist didn't expect that friends on the Internet would be so heartless that they didn't give him any face.
His various behaviors even made CCTV dad, who has been "doting" on him, look down and name "criticism".
Second,
When netizens were still discussing whether there was any problem with the wine sold in Pan Changjiang, CCTV's report on Pan Changjiang became the last straw to crush the camel.
CCTV 13 news channel reported fraud, counterfeiting and shoddy in various industries during March.15, and pointed out that very few representatives were severely criticized and educated.
Among them is our old artist Pan Changjiang.
Bai, the host, gave a brief overview of the delivery process of Pan Changjiang live broadcast, focusing on the "delivery dispute".
Also specially put a picture of live broadcast in Pan Changjiang, Pan Changjiang said that "the wine bottle is inlaid with a diamond with a value of 1 10,000", and his mood is very high, and his expression is extremely exaggerated, which totally does not conform to the image of an old artist in everyone's mind.
Bai also commented on Pan Changjiang's behavior. "The sales pitch is like a joke. In fact, the live broadcast with goods is fast and the reward is high, but both professional anchors and star artists need to be responsible for the rights and interests of consumers. "
CCTV's comments hit the nail on the head. As a seller, we must put consumers first, especially celebrities, and consume the trust of netizens to gain benefits. This kind of behavior is not desirable.
Pan Changjiang ignored "CCTV Dad" and continued to develop his own sideline.
When netizens broke the news that the wine bought in the live broadcast room in Pan Changjiang might be fake, Pan Changjiang did not produce any inspection report to prove that the wine was real.
During that time, what Pan Changjiang said most was "Did you buy it? Hurry up. "
Seeing that Pan Changjiang was in rolling in the deep, unable to save himself, netizens left messages in Gazi, asking him to save Pan Changjiang.
But Gazi was also very helpless, saying that he could do nothing.
Pan Changjiang, who once stood on the moral high ground to persuade Gazi, has now become Gazi. Isn't it funny?
When Pan Changjiang was the anchor, there was something unknown, that is, he paid too much.
How much can the anchor earn?
There are generally two kinds of goods brought by stars. One is to buy your own booth fee at one time, such as appearing in the live broadcast room of a certain brand, giving him hundreds of thousands at a time, and it doesn't matter how many goods you buy.
As a result, the stars have no motivation to bring goods, and the transaction data is terrible.
There is also a percentage commission, which can be as high as 30%-80%. For example, Aya, the former anchor, and Li Jiaqi, the elder brother with goods, received a stable commission of 65%.
If you want to start with a 30% high-profile star commission, let's work out an account. It is known that the total revenue of live broadcast in Pan Changjiang is 96 15.4. So how much can Pan Changjiang get from the 30% commission?
Obviously, under the "temptation" of money, no one can resist it, at least for now, Pan Changjiang is like this.
In fact, the reason why he started the live broadcast was very simple, that is, he wanted to have some communication with the audience. I am willing to believe these words because he is eager for attention.
Third,
Pan Changjiang was recognized by everyone for a war movie "Hands Up", in which he made all kinds of ugly appearances and made the audience laugh.
What impressed me most was that he rode a pig in the play and was finally dumped by the pig.
Once Pan Changjiang, because of his short stature and bad image, could only play some such clowns.
His father even left the troupe and gave his place to his son Pan Changjiang.
My father loved Pan Changjiang very much since he was a child, because Pan Changjiang was declared by the doctor that he would not live beyond 25 when he was a child.
Later, parents began to take young Pan Changjiang everywhere for medical treatment. Some doctors say that it may be reversible to exercise several times more than ordinary people.
Pan Changjiang's parents had to be a doctor and let their sons run 5 kilometers in the morning and evening.
This disease is the reason why Pan Changjiang is only 1.59 meters tall.
I don't know whether it was the exercise or the doctor's misjudgment. Pan Changjiang was safe until he got married and had children.
Pan Changjiang's wife's name is Yang Yun, and she is on the same crew with him.
Because at that time, Pan Changjiang was unpopular because of her appearance, so she applied for the welfare room of the unit and was ready to get married. The unit actually filled the women's toilet behind the theater for him and built a room of more than ten square meters.
Soon, they had their daughter Pan Yang, and the family lived in the "ladies' room" for 8 years.
Today's Pan Changjiang doesn't want to recall the day when he was excluded and laughed at.
It is precisely because he suffered a lot of "white eyes" at the age of high spirits that he is so eager to give himself a sense of security with things outside his body.
1996, Pan Changjiang first appeared on the stage of the Spring Festival Evening, and his performance "Crossing the River" made him famous overnight.
The sudden fire made his heart swell infinitely and began to float.
At home, I dislike my wife for no reason and often point at her.
But in any case, whenever he sees his daughter, he will think that Yang Yun chose him without hesitation and never gave him up when he was penniless.
At that time, Pan Changjiang and Zhao Benshan were called "Northeast king of comedy".
However, with the changes of the times, the stage of the Spring Festival Evening has been injected with new life, a new generation of comedians has gradually emerged, and Pan Changjiang's status has gradually declined.
Even caught in a plagiarism storm.
In the face of doubts from all sides, Pan Changjiang even said angrily, "I will be a grandson in the Spring Festival Evening." .
But between interests and face, Pan Changjiang chose the former.
On 20 17, partner Cai Ming once again stepped onto the stage of the Spring Festival Evening.
And dig a hole in the media, asking Pan Changjiang not to go to the Spring Festival Gala again? Pan Changjiang also saved his face with high emotional intelligence, saying that "a sketch actor can only play well if he is shameless." .
After that, he rarely performed sketches, but he can be seen in various film and television works.
It's just that almost all the movies he participated in were so-called "bad movies".
There is a movie about Pan Changjiang called Lao Pan's Way Home. In it, he plays an old man suffering from cancer, meets a girl, and they start a short story of finding themselves.
The plot is very cool, the punchline design is very old-fashioned, and it is forced to be sensational. This film is meaningless and the actors are not sincere.
Netizens even bluntly said that "this film is a scam."
Fourth,
The recent malicious wounding incident in Tangshan has aroused widespread concern from all walks of life.
Basically, the voice of the whole network is one-sided, and the perpetrators must be severely punished and the victims be fair.
There are also many stars in the entertainment circle who have expressed their views on the Tangshan incident, and most of the posts have been recognized by netizens. However, some celebrities' words were slightly inappropriate, which was "questioned" by netizens, and Yuqi Zhang even deleted the relevant content directly.
These two days, Pan Changjiang also stood up and spoke.
He didn't speak for the abuser when Tangshan maliciously hurt others. Instead, he spoke for the abuser Chen Mou's daughter who was excluded by classmates and teachers.
The reason is that the wife of Chen, a child abuser in Tangshan, claimed on my internet that her daughter's school was rejected by her classmates and isolated her.
They were "human flesh" and she received abusive phone calls every day. It is said that their home address and their daughter's school have been exposed, and many people will harass them.
Pan Changjiang was the first to speak for the abuser's daughter.
He said, "The mistakes made by the father should not involve innocent children, let alone cyber violence, which will make the children lift their heads all their lives."
In fact, Pan Changjiang's statement is not wrong. It is universally acknowledged that whoever makes a mistake will bear it.
But Pan Changjiang was ridiculed by countless netizens.
"Do you care if your daughter is beaten?" "If a father doesn't accumulate virtue and do good deeds, how can a daughter enjoy virtue?" .
Imagine if this sentence were changed to the old artist Li, the public opinion would not be so extreme. On the contrary, netizens will seriously think about how to treat Chen Mou's daughter with a normal heart.
Miss Li, I only make good plays and do good plays all my life. In his 68-year life, he has never made an advertisement, even though the endorsement fee is 20 times higher than the film salary.
In a program, an audience engaged in film and television shooting questioned Mr. Li, "The salary for four days is as high as 600,000. What makes you? My salary in The First Hero is only 4,000 yuan. "
After listening to Miss Li for a while, Xue Jian said, "You only saw my high salary. Do you know my previous experience? " ? I even raised my gun and hit the enemy. To be an actor is to gain the recognition of the audience, so that the audience can remember the role and forget that person. If you can't reach this level, you can only get a salary of 4000 yuan forever. "
How can an old artist with such principles and beliefs be unconvincing and unlovable?
He is also an old artist who has been engaged in literary and sports work all his life. Pan Changjiang was ridiculed, in the final analysis, because Pan Changjiang didn't cherish his feathers.
On the day of the college entrance examination on June 7th, Pan Changjiang released a video of himself cheering for the national college entrance examination students, in which Pan Changjiang was in a very good mental state.
Judging from the previous situation, it seems that Pan Changjiang's refueling video this time is to save his image.
However, the college entrance examination students are ungrateful and leave a message in the comment area of Pan Changjiang, feeling "unlucky".
A Hebei examinee said, "Grandpa Pan, seeing your video, I am very worried about tomorrow's exam. Although you bless us, I feel so unlucky. "
Netizens are also teasing, "Be brave when you get into the wine."
Judging from the previous situation, it seems that Pan Changjiang's refueling video this time is to save his image.
Pan Changjiang's starting point of these two events is good, but his credibility has disappeared in the public mind.
Many things are his voice, and most netizens don't care about things, which makes Pan Changjiang the object of ridicule by netizens.
Five,
Pan Changjiang is not the only old artist who broadcasts live.
Li Jindou, a crosstalk master, leisurely accepted his products in the live studio, and the staff on the side also cooperated.
Yang Yi sells his father Yang Shaohua's calligraphy and painting in the studio.
There is also "Wu Zetian" Liu Xiaoqing who sells calligraphy and painting.
Zhang Chenguang "sells bad" in the live broadcast room to gain attention.
Are these celebrities really short of money now?
But only by the greed in my heart.
In the classic film and television work "Big House Gate", White House owner Bai Jingqi commented that "money is a bastard, why bother!" .
Herbal shops in Bai Jingqi have been in business for hundreds of years, and the family's ancestral motto is "Nobody saw it, but God knows".
As the eldest son, Bai put less raw materials in medicinal materials to save money.
After being discovered by Mr. Tu, who followed the White House for more than 40 years, he did not repent at all, and even felt that he was very business-minded.
Master Tu and Master Xu couldn't persuade the young master to go his own way, so they submitted their resignations, saying that doing business like this would make patients feel guilty.
Then, Bai Jingqi questioned Bai in front of the pharmacy buddy, but he still pouted solemnly and said, "There are fewer raw materials in the medicine. Who knows?" .
Bai Jingqi was so angry at his son's ignorance of things that he didn't say anything. He swung his crutches and worked hard, and asked his son to look up at Zuxun, read aloud, cancel his supervisory duties, and forbid him to intervene in drug production.
The next day, Bai Jingqi asked Tintin to remove all the fake medicines with a total value of 72,000 yuan. In front of the local memorial archway and the villagers, we lit torches and burned all the medicines that cut corners.
He said: "I would rather close the door than shoddy and do immoral things."
Instead of damaging the reputation of Baicaotang, the incident of burning fake medicines made everyone look at Bai Jingqi with new eyes.
Conscience trumps everything, coupled with excellent technology, which is the fundamental reason why Baicaotang can dominate pharmacies.
abstract
In today's society, we can't do anything without money. Everyone is trying their best to make money.
Stars walk into the live broadcast room and bring goods by their own fame. There is nothing worthy of our painful criticism. Their current fame was earned by their hard work when they were young.
But as public figures, they themselves have the obligation to guide the public to grow in a better direction, and more or less pay attention to their behavior and language.
The present situation in Pan Changjiang has sounded the alarm for all the entertainment stars.
It is better to cultivate an honest character than to form a lot of wisdom. Honesty is the most basic condition for wisdom and life.
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