The Origin of Chinese Characters and Jokes (2)

The two brothers took their grandfather to the hospital. Dude, did you see the age on the registration form? Age? literal error

? Order? Then he said to the doctor:? This? Order? Missing a word? Teeth? Words. ?

? Is it Didi? Teeth? Word, the doctor said, because this is an elderly clinic! ?

Dr qu yuan

In history class, the teacher is the same student: Who is Qu Yuan?

? It's a doctor. ? The students answered.

? That's bullshit！ ?

? What nonsense? The book says he is a doctor! ?

Art of calligraphy

A pair of fashionable young men and women walked into a newspaper office arm in arm. The young man pointed to a popular flower and said to the shop assistant:? Buy a copy of "Popular Flowers Bloom". ? The clerk smiled at him and handed it to him. Next to the young woman took off the frog mirror, took a look at the title of the magazine and asked; ? Why are there more vertical lines in this letter? The young man replied:? This is the art of calligraphy. ? The young woman nodded.

A wrongly written or pronounced character.

A clerk wrote on the blackboard? Is it on sale now? Four words.

A customer next to him said:? Comrade, retail? Zero? You wrote another word. ?

The salesman glared at the customer and said, Come on. No? There is a vertical knife next to the word! ?

Why do you care?

Director Hu always writes wrong words, mispronounces, and is full of jokes, but he never learns with an open mind.

On one occasion, the unit held a commendation meeting, and he pronounced Feng Jianguo as Ma Jianguo, which caused a burst of laughter. male

I think I read it wrong again.

Secretary reminds: There are two more points! ?

Director Hu wanted to correct it, but he was afraid of losing face, so he said with a straight face. Everybody stop laughing, it doesn't matter if you lose two points! They are all revolutionary comrades, so why care about these two points?

each other

Mr. Zhou took the business card handed over by Mr. Chen, looked at it and said, Mr. Dong, I've heard a lot about you.

Yang. ? Mr. Chen took Mr. Zhou's business card and said, Are you Mr. Ji? Mr. Zhou was very unhappy: my last name is Zhou. Why did you skin me? I didn't offend you. ? Mr. Chen said: My family name is Chen. If you cut off my ear, you don't want me to skin you, do you?

wager

In the stands, two strangers are arguing ? Team a is sure to win. Wrong, just write my last name backwards! ? Team a is sure to lose. Or write my last name horizontally! Your family name is Tian, and your family name is Wang?

Have a heated oral debate

Yao and Li met in the tea pavilion and had a good talk. Li asked Yao:? What's your name, please

Yao Yue:? My surname is Yao. ?

Li Wei:? But the ominous word, next to the female word of male thief and female thief?

Yao listened to his words and turned to look at him. He replied that his surname was Li.

Yao Ying replied? But the word "wooden coffin" means "grandson's son"?

Official terminology

Southerners often speak Mandarin reluctantly. As the saying goes, Mandarin in Lan Qing is.

In the Republic of China, there was a man who envied being an official, so he put on an adjutant shelf all day, pretending to be an official, and took official steps.

Speak mandarin. One day at breakfast, I said to my family: Go to my porridge box and get my green head. ? The family didn't understand and stared down. A man was furious and shouted:? Asshole! What can't be done! Don't you know that porridge is called porridge in Mandarin? Bamboo is homophonic with porridge. Isn't the bamboo box a porridge box? In Mandarin, head is called head, and head is homophonic with beans. There is a bag of mung beans in my box. Isn't it green head?

sir

Do you know whether a man or a woman came first?

B: There were men first.

A: according to what?

I don't even know that. Isn't this strong evidence that our people are called Mr.?

better late than never

A teacher's interpretation of books is quite new. One day? It's never too late to mend, okay? Two words:? Death,

Death, sheep, animal name, supplement, confession, prison, prison, together, even if the sheep is dead, it is not too late to give it to prison again. This means that people don't have to kill live sheep for sacrifice. ?

A huge gap in numbers.

There is a man who is ignorant, but always likes to show off in front of his children.

One day, his son came back from school to do Chinese homework at home. Big gap between public and private? When? No.

If you know what this means, ask dad. His father saw it and reprimanded him in a tone of lesson: What's the matter, you're in middle school, and you still don't understand this word? That is to describe the sufferings of the poor in the old society. Many widows could not live any longer and had to hang themselves. It's called. Big gap between public and private? In the future, you should use your brains more in your study. ?

Old composition scale

Chinese teacher:? Where is it? Half a catty and five ounces? This idiom?

Student:? In the math exam, I got zero for half a catty. ?

Chinese teacher:? Remember, you can't use the old scale when writing. ?

Interesting conversation

Li said to the people in the office, what a cow! If you have money, you can go out with two bags.

Ping said to Ping, Brother Man, use some good shampoo. Look at your dirty head, it is covered with grass.

The Japanese said, hey, I said friend, I haven't seen you for a few days. Why have you gained so much weight?

Zhuo said to the table, I met a big fool. Well, why did you show up?

The donkey said to the horse, Big Brother, it's no use running fast. Close your account quickly.

Bear can say, dude, you're pathetic. Did you sell all four claws?

The electric tow said, have a good rest. Aren't you tired?

Say goodbye to each other, why, the official has a shelf and his little hand is still on his back?

The soldier said to Qiu, Brother, you stepped on a mine. Why is your leg missing?

The king said to the emperor, buddy, what are the benefits of being an emperor? Look, your hair is all white.

The fruit said to the naked man, dude, you might as well be naked!

The towel said to the coin, if you put on the doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times.

I said to the giant, I have three rooms and two halls, the area is the same as yours.

Jing said to Pin: Didn't you decorate your house?

Say to yourself: has your company laid off employees?

Lu said to Chang 'e: Compared with you, my house has only four walls.

9 to 6: Why are you standing? Watch out for brain congestion!

You said to A: When did you learn to stand on your head? 」

My husband said to heaven: I finally look forward to that day.

Shit says to urine, "Dry and thin are just different."

Wood said to Liang, "Don't think I can't recognize you if I wear a vest! 」

C said to Er: When did you have another person in your family?

I want to say to leek, "Can we centipedes walk a tightrope?" 」

Dai said to Dan, "When did you learn to skateboard? 」

Big to cool said: just four questions, how did you do it all wrong?

Zhuo said to the mask, what headscarf do you want to wear to pretend to be bin Laden?

Ping-pong said to Ping-pong, "You and I are the same, a first-class disabled soldier.

The soldier said to Qiu, "Look how cruel this war is! Both legs are blown up!

Yi said to ge, "don't think I'm afraid of you because you have a sword." You fight one on one!

I often tell Zhang that you think you are Hou Yi. Why do you carry a bow all day when you have nothing to do?