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What behaviors of girls make boys feel creative?
Sixth place: too loud and too angry
Most male gods enjoy the coquetry of girls, and their male chauvinism is well satisfied at this time. However, it is not only unacceptable for girls, but also unacceptable for boys to be spoiled and angry, and the tone of speech is not within the comfort range of normal people, which is easy to arouse boys' disgust;
Say three words, there must be one with overlapping words, eat rice, drink water and take a bath.
Fifth place: there is no princess's life, but there is princess disease.
This type of girl usually has the trust of fans. She only loves herself in the whole world. She is the most beautiful in the world. The whole world should revolve around her. If she thinks she is hooking up and throwing a charm, boys will come in droves as spare tires, and boyfriends will always listen to her. You think all boys are mentally retarded. If you are really beautiful, there is really nothing to say. Girls who are average-looking and feel that they must bear the love of the whole world can.
Fourth place: What to eat? informal
Have dinner together:
Boy: "What to eat"?
You: "whatever"
Boy: Eat hot pot?
You: I'm losing weight;
Boy: Eat boiled fish?
You: too oily;
Boy: What did you say to eat?
You: whatever;
What should I eat?
If boys decide what to eat in advance, you will say that you don't respect your opinion at all!
I believe that any boy will be deeply moved by our girl's behavior!
I'm tired of eating with you, boy: I might as well eat with my brother!
Third place: Do you love me or not?
In a relationship, girls often lack security, so we all take the initiative to seek security. When a little thing breaks out, we all ask boys: Do you love me or not? Do you love me or not? Don't you love me? "Some people will break up easily to test whether they love each other. He answered you a hundred times whether you love me or not, and he saved your 100 willful breakup, but the boy's self-esteem is there and the boy's patience is there. These will be exhausted one day, and maybe once again the boy will be completely disheartened. Inner os: Do I love you or not? You don't know. If you ask me again, I won't love you.
Second place: Guess what I'm thinking?
There is a lyric that says: don't guess the girl's mind, and you can't guess it; But girls just like to let boys guess what I'm thinking. If you can't guess, then you don't love me! Boys like to use cold violence when breaking up, while girls like to use cold violence when they are angry. She won't tell the boys why she is angry. Boys rack their brains to make their girlfriends happy again, and they don't know what mistakes they made. A boy is not a worm in your stomach, so he can't know your mind. Not every time he has the patience to coax you!
In the feelings of girls, it is still straightforward! What do you want, what do you want to say, just say it! Otherwise, you will sulk over there alone and make your boyfriend happy, which will be a big loss!
First place in the list of female students' death behaviors:
You do everything when he doesn't like you!
Boys, as long as it's not too much, don't think girls will do it. If they like you, they will do so. Love that is too dull is meaningless.
Girls, making love and making too much love can't last long.
It is easy to meet, but difficult to get along with; Make-up is easy, but it's still as difficult as ever! May you always be each other's boys (girls)!
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