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The most painful experience in the army was in the winter of 1968, when our army was relieved by orders from the superior and marched on foot from Jining City, Shandong Province to Jinan City. They walked for four days and four nights and only slept for one night. Recall that experience, fresh in my memory. I am an infantryman, carrying around 30 kilograms: rifles, grenades, bullets, pickaxes, shovels, water bottles, tortoise bags, food bags, bedding, coats, mosquito nets, raincoats, books and dry food. That year, the whole army was changing its defense and training. I thought Chairman Mao had an instruction at that time: "Don't stay in one place for long." That year was also the most tense time with the Soviet Union. The Sino-Soviet border sank a million troops, which was explosive. So at that time, the whole army responded to Chairman Mao's instructions and set off an upsurge of relieving soldiers and training troops. There are also some military courses on the way, such as: sharp knife class to spy on the enemy (I am in sharp knife class), air defense concealment, running through enemy-occupied areas, and encountering the enemy under bad circumstances. On the way, I also held a critical meeting, get-together and other programs with local people (I also said Allegro). The people are very enthusiastic about the PLA and send us eggs and tea. It really shows that the friendship between the military and the people is deep, just like a family that loves each other, although the copolymerization time is short; Parting is inseparable. It also confirms Chairman Mao's words: "The army and the people unite as one person and see who can be the enemy in the world"!

The day before I arrived at my destination, I really couldn't walk a step. I'm a mile behind the team. At this time, the assistant instructor made the final finishing work. He wants to help me with my gun. I refused to say, "guns are the second life of soldiers, and guns can't leave me." The assistant instructor praised me for talking and encouraged me: persistence is victory! Finally arrived at the destination-Jinan successfully!

I am in Taiyuan City, Shanxi Province. In order to change the conditions for troops to go to the house, I transferred some people to the brick factory to play bricks: I was one of them. Eat and live on the construction site. Although it is very hard. But I got some exercise. The hot sun overhead. Tanned skin. Express quickly. Diligence. This is dry base. Still in sight!

I am willing to share an unforgettable military experience with you; But different from other "natural conditions", my passage comes from "hardships" and changes in my mental journey.

It is 1990 an air defense position in southern Xinjiang. As the command post operator at that time, due to the radio signal problem at that time, I only paid attention to answering the label of an inbound route; I ignored the flight trend of another route. As a result, the voyage of 100 km was estimated and it was found that the flight had been cancelled. So I quickly reported to the personnel on duty and invalidated it in time. I almost peed my pants. You know, in this case, if you make a forward flight report again, it will cause a major misjudgment to the higher command organ and cause serious consequences.

Because of the false alarm of the navigation mark, I got the first punishment in my life; It is also an honor to be received and interviewed by the head of the army.

Although 30 years have passed, this matter has been hanging in my mind and is always used as a lesson to remind and spur me; It urges me to be cautious and meticulous in my work, and I can't tolerate any carelessness and ambiguity on key points.

Thanks to the troops and those unforgettable lessons; It inspires me to grow and mature.

I joined the army in February of 1976, and I just caught up with the Tangshan earthquake. Our troops stationed in Tang Dynasty are duty-bound to devote themselves to earthquake relief. It was dog days, and the soldiers braved the high temperature of more than 40 degrees and the risk of death and injury caused by aftershocks, making plans for millions of victims buried under the rubble day and night.

Because people don't rest for a long time, their energy is always limited, and many soldiers' bodies are gradually unable to hold on. Is heatstroke, overwork, cardiac arrest, coma, at the expense of many people. I am no exception, around five o'clock in the afternoon. When I was nervously planing people with my hands, I suddenly felt top-heavy, and when it was dark, I fell to the rescue site. It took me more than nine hours to wake up from coma and shock. After waking up, I didn't listen to the leader's dissuasion, and I was in full swing to rescue.

Due to the long-term desperate rescue and frequent rescue in the rain, I got sick due to fatigue and suffered from rheumatic low back pain that never healed for life. Always adhere to military training, emergency rescue and construction despite illness. Whether to go back to work in the local area or to work in the front line all the year round.

Although being a soldier has experienced so many hardships, it has also caused his own disability. But I don't regret it, and I have never reached out to organizations at all levels to ask for treatment. If I have any pain, I will swallow it in my stomach and say nothing. There is a famous saying, "You have been a soldier in your life, and you will never regret it!" . Being a soldier is hard, but it exercises your body, strengthens your will and greatly improves your talents. So the barracks are a melting pot, which can turn soldiers into steel.

1in the early winter of 985, the troops moved to another county town, and the heating building where they used to live became a bungalow with burning walls.

After several months of formation, the army held a group field training at the end of winter. After running for a long time, the troops came to camp in the countryside dozens of miles away from the city. Because of the cold weather, we can't camp in the wild, so the officers and men of each company can only live in the local people's homes. At that time, the troops ate flour and rice, and most people ate coarse grains. The soldiers' leftovers were distributed among the people.

Six people in our class live in the home of village cadres, and it is very comfortable to lie on the hot kang at night. After breakfast the next morning, our monitor called a party and said: (Our monitor is the acting platoon leader) Today, the company commander asked to go camping in the wild, so we should go out early to find a place.

The monitor led four classes in the whole platoon to find a ravine a few hundred meters away from the village. It's windy here, and the snow is several meters thick. The monitor asked us to dig a snow hole and said that we would camp in it at night. After digging and repairing for a long time, a spacious snow hole was dug. Six people in the class laid their bedding and lay in the snow cave, getting colder and colder. The monitor said he was going to see how other classes were doing, and then he led a soldier away, which disappeared. After a long time, the monitor paid me to be on duty in the snow cave, and the three of them left. I crouched alone in the snow cave, cold and scared, but I insisted on waiting for them to come back. Later, my legs froze and I couldn't listen. Maybe I have the instinct to survive! They rolled and crawled out. At the end of the village, their legs gradually became conscious. When they got home, all the soldiers in the class were lying on the kang and fell asleep. When they all woke up, they all said they had forgotten me, and they couldn't take off their big shoes. Some soldiers hit big shoes with sticks, and finally took off their shoes, and their feet were red and swollen. The monitor asked the soldiers to put a basin of snow outside to rub my feet. The two soldiers rubbed in shifts and gradually felt conscious of their instep. After a while, it was dawn. The squad leader and the soldiers said that the company could not know about it, so they said that I had a cold. The next day, I lay on the kang for a day. On the third day, I came back after zipping, and seven of my ten toes were frozen. After leaving the army, my toes itch every spring and summer. Later, I gradually got better through meditation.

Five years of military camp life, this time is my most unforgettable, every time I think about it, I am still a little scared.

The hardest experience in the army? For me, that is to erase the ink. At that time, Medog didn't pass the highway, and I realized what the "Medog Road" was. Dense trees and vines make people unable to walk away as long as they are wrapped in them, and landslides, avalanches and mudslides are rampant.

Not only do you have to cut corners, but you often have to close your eyes and force your way into poisonous snake areas, poison bee Woods and poisonous midges. In Leech Mountain, there are groups of leeches, so many that people can no longer pass through here. At that time, I heard the tour guide Solang Pincuo tell me that the leeches in Leech Mountain have become a disaster, but only I have personally experienced how difficult it is to deal with this pest!

This leech will quietly and accurately fall on people from branches and grass, and then climb on you from clothes or shoes. Once bitten by it, the best way is to let it drink enough blood. Pulling it out will only make you bleed more.

Monkeys are often in the way, and takins roam. During the day, I saw a black blind man; I found the Chinese and Indian tigers at night, and they all lived in peace. But when I think about it, I still feel as if something is trailing behind!

I almost lost my life on Medog Road: when crossing the high-altitude cable bridge, I was walking on a tightrope and walking on thin ice, and my foot slipped into the river in vain and was almost swept away by the bad waves; When climbing the snowy mountain, I suddenly met an avalanche, and a huge stone fell from the sky and wiped my scalp and flew down the abyss. Walking in xigonggou, suddenly a mudslide washed me into a 100-meter mud pond and almost swallowed me up ... this experience was both thrilling and exciting, but fortunately it was all over.

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Decades have passed, and the most bitter day is1February 1979, when we fought back against Vietnam in self-defense. Of course, the most bitter thing is the young comrades who have been sleeping like me. They did not enjoy a little youth in the afterlife and settled in the forest of steles in the martyrs cemetery. They are the most bitter and tired, and we living people are lucky and happy. Before them, we have no painful words. Therefore, the days of being a soldier are only a responsibility mission, and only for Wang Zhengguang, there is no hard life. The festival is here, pay tribute to your comrades-in-arms

42 years ago 1978, I was stationed at the foot of the mountain in the north of Guyang County, Inner Mongolia, and the traffic was blocked. We are a garrison, training in winter and building national defense in summer. Our construction task is to cut off the mountainside and dig an anti-tank trench three meters deep and seven meters wide. Every day at dawn, I set out with tools and explosives and walked seven or eight miles to the mountain road. Breakfast and lunch are eaten at the construction site. There is no water on the mountain, and the stones are all black. We are all like black Africans, but our teeth are white. The labor intensity is very high, and I don't come back until I see the stars at night. What impressed me the most was that I ate seven steamed buns in one meal. Because there is no water, the hands are black, and the steamed bread is printed with five black spots as soon as it is caught, so it tastes sweet.

This is the most eaten and the hardest experience in my life. This experience has a great influence on my future life and career development.

Nineteen years in the military camp, the youth has been exhausted, the memories are beautiful, and now it is enough trouble.

At the end of 200 1, I put on my military uniform and served as a soldier for 5 years, and I have no regrets all my life.

In this troubled July, I am also deeply touched. They all said that I regretted being a soldier for two years, but I didn't be a soldier all my life. I don't think so, because you have never been a soldier. Comrades who have been soldiers, whether you are conscripts, non-commissioned officers or officers, have the most difficult times. Although I retired 14, I will never forget my years in the army. Here I want to recall my past in the army. In fact, many things are unforgettable. Pick two things.

The night before yesterday, I got a call from my comrades. They are fighting floods in Jiujiang, Jiangxi, and they are really worried about them. It's too difficult. Media reports are all one-sided. I have also participated in flood fighting and emergency rescue. All comrades who have served in the army know that there is an invisible sense of obedience in the army. It is difficult for soldiers to obey orders. I am an auto soldier in the army, and my task is to transport materials and personnel by car. When I took part in the flood fighting, I ordered the vehicle not to turn off the engine for 24 hours, and the driver was not allowed to get off, so he could maneuver at any time. Because I am a driver, I have experienced it. I saw my comrades wearing life jackets, punching sandbags and piling. They shuttled on the dam like ants. This metaphor is not exaggerated. It really hurts to be covered in mud. We also do our jobs. Although I didn't hit sandbags, it was really hard to eat and sleep. The Yangtze River now.

And one of my most unforgettable things. In June 2005, our army maneuvered to Changbai Mountain to carry out optical cable construction, with a journey of 1400 km. As an autobot, I drive the worst crane in our group. The weight of Dongfeng 140, 8-ton crane is 10 ton. The bus in' 92 is beyond description. I drove to the west gate of Changbai Mountain for two days. The tourist area on the northern slope of Changbai Mountain is a 65-kilometer no-man's land, all of which are virgin forests. When we went, it was snowing in Changbai Mountain in June+10, 5438. You can imagine how cold it is. I just arrived at the station and slept in the car without a tent. I curled up in the cab all night, and only I knew how uncomfortable it was. The next day, soldiers from all units entered the virgin forest no man's land for construction. Drinking is forbidden in the army, but no company will issue a large barrel of white wine, not for other reasons, but for heating. Changbai Mountain entered the fire prevention period in June, 5438+00, and no fire was allowed. In this way, it took a total of 24 days and the task was successfully completed. It was really embarrassing to drive back. My car broke down just when the big army started driving, and the oil was frozen. 120 km used 300 liters of engine oil. After the repair, I went the wrong way. Later, the car ran out of gas, and there was an accident on the way back, all because I was too tired. August first is coming. I hope that the soldiers who are fighting floods will triumph safely here and wish their comrades a happy Army Day in advance.