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Urgently seek that kind of characteristic and touching emotional story.

memento mori, who is treasured in my heart

, comes a white, fluffy and huge dog. You smiled and said to him, "Hello!" I asked, "Do you know? !” "If you don't look at others, you won't be offended."

You said, "He is my little brother. Don't you see that he is wagging his tail? !” I am speechless. "Look, polar bear! So cute, so terrible, so fun! " You are speechless.

I said, "Shall I tell you a joke?" "Once upon a time, there was a match. As he walked, he felt his head itch, so he tickled himself, scratched, scratched, and he burned.

Then he was sent to the hospital for dressing. Do you know what he became when he was discharged from the hospital? Into what? Turn into a cotton swab. "

"There is a story, which is horrible at first, funny in the middle and tragic in the end. That is-that is-there was a ghost once, and he farted, and then he died." "Haha" "Once upon a time, there were a pair of good friends named Xixi and Haha. One day, suddenly, Haha died, and Xixi said,' Haha died, haha died. Suddenly asked me: "How old are you, little friend?" "Brother, I am three years old this year, older than you, and you are only two years old!" I said. You shook your head helplessly. Laughing so carefully, so shy, so hypocritical.

you said that you wanted to grow your hair long, and when it reached your nose, it was divided into whole parts, with a pot cover. That was Pig's hairstyle, and you said it was very handsome. You like to eat your sweet and sour pork tenderloin, shredded pork with pickled vegetables, fried rice in the old place.

you said you didn't like cucumbers and tomatoes, but under my influence, every time you said no, you ate them. You like to eat chicken feet and eat duck neck. You like all kinds of meat, so you are a carnivore. You say you are a bit like Xiaoxin, and I say you are like Xiaobai.

You like to buy spicy strips and soak them in instant noodles to eat together. You say it tastes better that way, it's not very spicy, it's a little tasty, and it won't shrivel up. You said you were always hit by me. I said it was because you flew too high and easily fell and hurt. I didn't want you to become mud.

you like to chew ham, saying it's always like this. So you also like to eat ham and snacks like my little girl.

You said that you like children. I said that you can open a kindergarten, be the principal yourself, and be the only male teacher and excellent teacher in this school.

you smiled. You like Wang Jie, Cantonese, and Wang Jie Cantonese songs. Although I don't understand them, I can hear that you really like them, so you are very sincere. You hum a few words occasionally, and you are methodical and decent. That's the way it is.

You said that you don't like snacks and spicy strips, but you always buy them. And smiled happily.

I say you are "like a child" because you are always happy, whether you are really happy or pretending, you can always bring people laughter, and you have an optimistic and positive attitude. And your childish character, the ability to be a rogue and a mangy dog.

I say you are "a playboy and a water spinach" because you are very cheerful, grotesque, unaccounted for, lovable, and many people like you. Good popularity makes people jealous.

I call you "abnormal and crazy" because you always do things that are not in line with your age, stick out your tongue, make faces and eat children's tofu. When I see a child, especially a baby-faced girl with a jarhead, I will go over and try to pinch someone's face, staring at it and reluctant to part.

You are said to be "attracting bees and butterflies" because once you came over, there was a real butterfly flying around you, and sometimes there were a few grasses on your body. Ha ha.

You are said to be a "woman's embryo, and you were born in the wrong place" because you are tender and affectionate. When you are sad, your tears represent you. When you are in deep love, you are lonely. When you are lonely, you listen to love songs. Skin and face are not as good as boys.

I say you are "acting like a pig" because you are lazy, can sleep well, can eat well, whine and have a big belly. You said, "How do you know? I was a cow in my last life, and I can only do it. I am a pig in my life, and I can only eat. Hehe! "

I call you "Uncle baby fat" because your face is round, and the pot cover you gave you is a little baby fat and a little small, and the image of "So Cute" is added.

I say that you are "really like a girl" because you are always sad and sad, crying like a child, with tearful eyes and pear blossoms and rain, and you will scold yourself in your heart.

I say that you "can only growl, shout and show your teeth like a lobster and a bug" because you really do. I call you "a frog with eyes rolling" because you really have a frog face, small eyes, blinking, squinting, and rolling your eyes from time to time. Generally, when frogs are dying, they roll their eyes, and so do fish, and they roll their bellies.

Say that you "have two general states, one is a child and the other is old boys", "Sometimes you look like a kindergarten child, sometimes you are sad and full of sorrow, and you look like a weather-beaten old uncle. A typical body in your twenties is home to the soul of 7-8 years old, and you are a precocious teenager." You said that you are the kind of person who can be heartless and casual, as long as you feel good.

I remember that in the middle of the night, we were hanging around the campus, eating chicken feet, eating delicious food, and you were drinking coke.

I kept walking and walking. I was bitten by mosquitoes all over, and I got a lot of pimples. But before dawn, I kept walking, walking and walking, and finally it was four o'clock in the morning. I was so sleepy. I went to the Internet cafe. Soon, it was dawn, and I finally got to the end, and my tears ran.

Remember when I said you looked like a pig and joked, and I gave you a nickname, Kaka, the white pig. As the name implies, it means there is a white pig named Kaka.

I remember Yuanyang Lake next to the apartment, which is defined as a wild duck lake and a stinking ditch. By the lake, eating white melons is not delicious but delicious.

I remember that I like to go to SOGO's fixed store to eat tomato scrambled eggs with 1: rice, drink sour plum soup, sometimes stir-fried rice, small dry pot, occasionally cook vegetables, sweet and sour tenderloin, braised fish pieces, shredded pork with green pepper, mushrooms and fungus, shredded potatoes with hot and sour hands, laver and egg soup, and at least one or two dishes will be ordered.

Remember to go to Xiyuan. The duck wing in the corner at the end of the street will definitely buy two, one for each person to chew, and sometimes the fried rice in the street will also be eaten, as well as egg cakes and mung bean paste.

I remember eating duck neck, drumsticks, cold dishes, jelly and bread by the river, and a lot of food, but every time I said I wanted to eat, I couldn't eat much, so I said I couldn't finish it, and you always took it with a smile.

Remember to like to laugh, cry, be angry, be sad, be quiet, be happy, walk in the rain, walk in the street, and look at each other silently.

Remember to like lying on the grass, or sitting on it, watching the blue sky and white clouds, or the night sky, listening quietly, staring quietly and being silent.

remember to take the stairs or stairs, facing the window, blowing the wind and looking into the distance.

those days, gone, lost, won't come again. Those days were beautiful, sad, happy and sad.

in those days, it became a thing of the past, and the past was buried and commemorated with the wind.

Now, where we are, where our hearts are, we gathered, dispersed, laughed and cried.

now, I'm tired, and I don't know where to go.

just after the rainy season, the evening breeze caresses.

morning star. Dawn. Quiet.