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Ask two people to talk.
The little boy looked at the old man and said, "Now we must run away." Just then, the old man knew that he was a naughty boy.
My puppy can't read.
Mrs. Brown: Oh, dear, I have lost my beloved dog!
Mrs Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the newspaper!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My little dog can't read.
My dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh,
Honey, I lost my precious puppy!
Mrs Smith: But you should put an advertisement in the newspaper!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My puppy can't read. "Tom's excuse.
Teacher: "Tom, why are you late for school every day?"
Tom: "Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a road sign that says," School-go slow! ! "
Tom's excuse
The teacher said, "Why are you late for school every day?"
Tom said, "Because I pass the corner every day when I go to school, a street sign says' School-Go slow! ! ""Good boy.
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "
"She is a candy seller."
Good boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "
"She sells sweets."
He won
Tommy: Johnny, how is your little brother? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
He won
Tom: Johnny, how is your little brother?
Johnny: He is ill in bed. He's hurt.
Tom: That's too bad. What happened?
Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
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