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Ask two people to talk.

One day, an old man walked slowly in the street. He saw a little boy. The little boy wants to ring the doorbell. But it's too high for the boy. The old man is very kind. He said, "I'll ring the bell for you." So he rang the doorbell.

The little boy looked at the old man and said, "Now we must run away." Just then, the old man knew that he was a naughty boy.

My puppy can't read.

Mrs. Brown: Oh, dear, I have lost my beloved dog!

Mrs Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the newspaper!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My little dog can't read.

My dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh,

Honey, I lost my precious puppy!

Mrs Smith: But you should put an advertisement in the newspaper!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My puppy can't read. "Tom's excuse.

Teacher: "Tom, why are you late for school every day?"

Tom: "Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a road sign that says," School-go slow! ! "

Tom's excuse

The teacher said, "Why are you late for school every day?"

Tom said, "Because I pass the corner every day when I go to school, a street sign says' School-Go slow! ! ""Good boy.

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She is a candy seller."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "

"She sells sweets."

He won

Tommy: Johnny, how is your little brother? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

He won

Tom: Johnny, how is your little brother?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He's hurt.

Tom: That's too bad. What happened?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.