Welcome humorous sentences

Welcome humor sentence, when customers come to visit, they need to say a welcome word, but customers have heard a lot of such words. If you want to stand out, you can try to add a little sense of humor. I arranged the following humorous sentences, I hope you like them.

Welcome to the humorous sentence 1 1, happiness means eating together.

2.good afternoon. What can I get you?

Distinguished guests, thank you for coming. It was cold and dusty all the way, and nothing was taken care of. Please wipe your hands when you eat, and then sit down.

4. On, _ The new store Hongzhang opened, and a grand opening ceremony was launched! Welcome new and old customers to visit, enjoy health and enjoy life! _ Store Address: Store _ 0/-5, Road _ Garden, City _ District.

5, the breeze welcomes guests to laugh, all the way to the rooftop.

6. What can I do for you?

Firecrackers are ringing and there are many flower baskets. Today, the new store is going to open, and my heart is full of joy. From the beginning of hard work, financial resources will roll in. Friends come to the store together, which is full of beauty. Prepare thin wine to thank you. Do come!

8. Sell grilled fish and happiness.

9, sunshine, good days; Flowers are fragrant and birds sing; When you are happy, you will start a good business; Send a short message, specially invited; * * * Raise a glass and laugh at the wine; Xiangyun, around the head; Willing to come, excited; Come on time, don't be late!

10, welcome back, don't go again.

1 1. There is a good wife at home and a Zhou Mapo outside.

12, dear friends, how are you now? It's an honor to successfully open this store with your help. I sincerely hope that you can attend my opening ceremony on June 65438+ 10/.

13, the night is a little deep and my heart is a little drunk. I wonder if your friend is asleep; Send my warm wishes-my hotel will open tomorrow; Have a good sleep and have a good dream; Wake up and the bright sunshine shines on you. Then join us!

14, the opening is very good and profitable, and you are invited to participate. Good luck, the wedding gathers wealth, welcome to gather popularity, and the business of visitors from all directions is good. The new store is about to open, and I look forward to your guidance. Our store is full of glory!

15, Song Qing has all been assembled and is waiting to welcome the guests.

16, what warms you is the service, and what moves you is the food.

17, big opening, firecrackers exploding, drinking good wine, inviting friends to increase popularity, drinking well, having fun, having fun, having fun together, without cigarettes, but without you! Hehehe, come on, hahaha, happy!

18, welcome, you eat, I'll take a beautiful picture of you.

19, Yan Yusheng welcomes guests and treats friends with flowers.

20. It is really cold outside today. Come in and get warm!

2 1, opening ceremony, you are cordially invited to come! At that time, the three specialty stores in our store will enjoy the big discount of buy one get one free, and the popular niche in Hong Kong will help out. If you want to know more details, remember to attend our opening ceremony on time!

22. The store will be grandly opened on _ _, and the beautiful journey will begin. Every old customer can give away a set of skin care products when they arrive, and sincerely look forward to your arrival.

23, firecrackers opening, invite friends and relatives to increase popularity, wine as a song celebration, friends and relatives are invited, happily come to dinner, happy.

24. The store opened today. We held a festive banquet and invited friends to celebrate. We only received blessings and support, not gifts. Old friend, I now formally invite you to dinner. My career has been supported by you all the way, and now I can't live without you. Come on!

Life doesn't have to wait, but it's time to get together.

26, I opened today, specially invited the Western God, which is gratifying again and again; Please come to the god of wealth, and the financial resources are rolling; I want to think about it, but I can't miss the existence of your lucky star! Be sure to come to the wedding banquet to add happiness to me!

Welcome humor statement 2 1. Dear users, xx clothing store launched "value shopping activities". Anyone who buys xx, xx and other series of clothes during the xx Festival can enjoy the ex-factory price. In addition, there are unexpected surprises for you. Go and buy it quickly! Unsubscribe back to T.

2. Through your understanding of xxx furniture these times, I believe you have realized that xxx furniture is a high-end quality brand with complete facilities, environmental protection and fashion! Furniture is a durable commodity, and quality, matching and excellent after-sales service are definitely the most important things for everyone who chooses furniture! I'm sure you do the same!

3. Dear xx, hello! Xx clothing store will be grandly opened at xx time/place! You are cordially invited to come! You can get a wealth of free gifts when you arrive at the store, and you have a chance to draw a grand prize! We will serve you wholeheartedly! Unsubscribe back to T.

4. Hello, Mr./Ms. xx! I am the most intimate designer xx of your new house decoration, and I would like to remind you that your new home will have good results only if it is designed! Xx, xx, xx, opened in xxx Hotel at night 1. You and your family are welcome to attend. Welcome to visit! Hotline: xx! Unsubscribe back to T.

Dear xx, in order to provide you with a better and more comfortable environment, our store will officially open on xx after renovation! Anyone who comes to our store for consumption on the same day can enjoy a big promotion discount for the opening of the new store! Unsubscribe back to T.

6. Hello, dear users! Tomorrow, our xx merchants will invite xx experts to discuss and explain xx for everyone. The opportunity is rare. Come and listen to it sometime. We even have a little gift. Hotline: xx! Unsubscribe back to T.

7. Hello, Brother/Sister X, I'm xx from xx brand. I had a very pleasant telephone conversation with you today. Thank you for your support of my work. Our colleague xxx will send you a "VIP card" at 10 tomorrow morning, and the delivery address is xxx building in xxxx community. Please confirm that the address is wrong. At the same time, I wish you a happy job!

8. Hello, Ms./Mr. xx! I'm xxx. I just contacted your designer. This is my contact information and micro signal. Please save and add my micro signal. You can tell me if there are any problems with the renovation in the future. See you at xx on x day! I'll give you a call before I leave, and you can inform me directly if you have anything on the way.

9. The perfect configuration of our xxx furniture from bedroom, study, living room, dining room and mattress will definitely create a harmonious, warm and comfortable high-grade home environment for you! Excellent after-sales service gives you no worries, especially our furniture is original design, all materials are carefully selected and strictly tested, which is unique in the industry!

10, dear xx, your house has been completed. Please take time to come and accept it on xx, xx, xx. Our xx staff (name: xx, telephone number: xx) will accompany you. If you have any engineering problems, you can inform the accompanying service personnel or call xx. Wish you a happy life!

1 1, dear teacher Chen Xiaoniu, hello! ? I am HR Chen Snail of the company? ,? Are you online? I saw your resume on (xx recruitment platform xx). After preliminary examination, I'd like to invite you: 2065438+March 25th, 2009 10: 00 to come to our company for an interview. Company address: (xx) and contact information: (xx). Please reply when you receive it, thank you!

12, how dare I disturb you without any big action! You are cordially invited to the xx company-level banquet on March 15. X-fold off the audience and win the Global Travel Award. Sign in at the store and you will get a beautiful gift worth xx yuan. More surprises will be announced on the same day. Time: On the evening of X 18: 00-20: 00, contact me at Zhang San 138xx (telephone), address: Home Life Museum of a company. Unsubscribe and reply to TD.

13, Dear Mr. (Ms.) xx, thank you for your strong support to our work. Last week, you attended the xx course in our school. How do you feel? The next xx course is this Wednesday. In addition, if you have any questions, please feel free to contact me. Tel: xx, I wish you a happy life! Unsubscribe back to T.

14, Dear Teacher Chen Xiaoniu, Hello! I just called you, HR. We sincerely invite you to come to our company for an interview (xx position) on the morning of March 25th, 20 19. Address: (xx)? , telephone (xx)? Please reply when you receive it. Thank you!

15, Mr./Ms. xx, hello! I'm a designer of xx company. Thank you for your trust in our company. We have made a plan for your whole house decoration and sent it to your mailbox. Please check it! If you have any questions, please feel free to call xx to contact me!

16, Mr. xx, hello, I'm Xiao Zhang from a specialty store in xx. Last time you said you would come to our store tomorrow. I have prepared drawings and budget plans for you. At the same time, in order to thank you for your support, we specially applied for a small gift from our store manager to give you a surprise! Our shop is at 100. Xx, xx road. Call me when you arrive, and I will pick you up!

17, Hello, Brother X/Sister X. My colleague Xiao X told me after he came back that it was really nice to communicate with you, and he was very grateful to you. I also hope you can come to the scene as soon as possible. I thank you in person. Our activities are strong, affordable and there are many prizes, so you have a good chance to win the grand prize. I sincerely hope that you have the opportunity to take away all the big refrigerators, big color TVs and big washing machines.

18, Dear xx customer, this month xx is the anniversary of our beauty salon. In order to thank you for your kindness to our store, you can get a free coupon worth 500 yuan when you come to the store during the activity, and it will be invalid when it expires.

19, Mr. X and Ms. X, thank you for coming to "xxx brand activity". I feel extremely honored and excited to get your recognition and support! Thank you sincerely for your trust and support. In the future, we will repay your trust with timely and professional after-sales service! My most sincere thanks!

20. Miss X, thank you for your strong support to our work. Last week, you had a facial with us. How do you feel? Your next treatment is this Wednesday. In addition, if you have any questions, please feel free to consult me. I am a professional beauty consultant.