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Make sentences with words that make people laugh and cry

Use the following sentences to express the embarrassing situation:

1, change the paper, one topic says "clear water gives a hibiscus", or answers "heroes in troubled times", or answers "beauty in mountain villages" or "deep sea dragons", which makes people laugh and cry.

2, then bought ice cream to eat, and then rode a bike. Poor Melanie was stung by a bee, which made her miserable.

The patrol team laughed and cried and hurried back to camp. Brooks volunteered to lead a team to hunt down the perpetrators.

4. I smiled and sighed: "This is a ghost theory. The word Mr. Ren Jie is not understood in this way. "

Children as young as ten years old are required to accept these orders, so there is a scene in court that makes people laugh and cry: a little boy in Yorkshire fell asleep when the judge handed him the anti-social behavior order.

6. At this moment, Tencent and 360 are the most common netizens, whether they continue to be enmity or meet and laugh.

By the way, as long as I wear cotton slippers, they will climb on my feet and sleep. When you take off your cotton slippers, he will sleep on his shoes. It really makes you laugh and cry!

8. These big brothers and sisters in grade six are in distress situation.

9. He couldn't help laughing and crying, so he carefully fished the chicken into the basket and mentioned it to the county for sale, and named the cooked chicken "spiced boneless braised chicken".

10, not good at confession. See joke: My friend's mouth is very stupid, and he often says stupid things that make people laugh and cry.

1 1, his answer makes people laugh and cry: "I don't need a bedpan."

12, go to Mo Liang's side, which means to advance and retreat with him. Seeing this, the man hung his hand in distress situation, shook his head and turned to flee.

13, but I didn't expect the police to tell him that the car was stolen, so Bill's car and money were gone. It was really dumbfounding.

14, when my father saw it, he was in distress situation. He didn't expect his son to be so stupid, so he said humorously, "It's a pity that Matthew likes to jump and can't be used to pull a cart."

15, I hope there are fewer signs that make people laugh and cry in street shooting.