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taoist priests in laoshan
The next day, the priest king 7 gave him an axe and told him to take his disciples to the mountains to cut wood. King 7 respectfully obeyed his master's orders, and everyone went up the mountain to cut wood together. Therefore, after more than a month, Wang Qi's hands and feet became thicker and thicker. He really can't bear to secretly have ideas with them? Go home.
One night, Wang Qiguan, the host and two guests were drinking. By this time it was already dark, and no candles were lit. The main paper of King 7 was cut into a round mirror and pasted on the wall.
After a while, the bright moon was in the sky, and the glory of one room was visible. Who is too busy to wait on his disciples? At this time, a guest said, "Today, the beautiful night is really happy, and we can't help sharing this joy." The handsome father deleted the list, rewarded his disciples with bottles and cans, and asked them to enjoy drinking and get drunk. The seven kings thought, can seven or eight disciples drink a pot of wine? Then, the disciples found a cup and drank a bowl for fear that their flagon was empty. However, over and over again, it has turned to wine producers, but it has not decreased. The original intention of the seven surprises of the king. After a while, another guest said, "I want to thank the boss for sending Yao the moon, but it's boring to drink it quietly." Why not bring Chang 'e from the moon? " At this time, Wang Qi also mastered the chopsticks thrown by the moon. After a while, I will see a beautiful moon. Starting with one foot on the ground, it is not enough for its consistent height. She has a slender waist, a delicate face and light steps? Dance in clothes and feathers. After a while, he sang, "Fairy, are you back? "Why put me under house arrest in the Moon Palace!" The crisp and melodious song, such as the audio played by the flute, made her spin gently on the table, and everyone was surprised to see that it was reduced to a fairy tale. Chopsticks master smiled, and the guest and another guest said, "I am really happy tonight. I am drunk. Can I say goodbye to your moon?" So the three people's mobile feast gradually entered the middle stage, and all the disciples saw the three people sitting in the moonlight drinking their eyebrows. The figures in the mirror are clearly visible. Then after a while, the disciple's child, the moon disappeared. Candles came, but I saw the priest sitting on the dining table alone, the guests disappeared, and the leftovers of the dining table looked back at the moon hanging on the wall, just coils of paper-sized mirrors. The priest asked all his disciples, "Are you full? They replied with one voice, "That's enough. "The priest said," Now drink enough respect, go to bed early, and don't miss the day of chopping wood and mowing grass tomorrow. " The disciples promised to back up again and again. Wang Qi secretly envied the Taoist priest to give up the idea? Home, a month later, Wang Qi couldn't stand the pain, and the priest put a little magic on him. He didn't want to wait any longer, so he said goodbye to his master. He said, "My apprentice walked hundreds of miles to ask the gods for advice. Even if the operation that didn't achieve longevity was my little magic, he comforted my heart and asked for advice. In the past two or three months, now I just go up the mountain to cut wood every day, leaving early and returning late. Disciples at home have never really suffered this kind of hardship. The Taoist priest said with a smile, "I have to say that you can't stand this pain, which really proves that they will send you away from home today and tomorrow morning." Wang Qi said, "The apprentice has been working for several months, and the tips taught by the master are not in this line." The priest asked, "What kind of magic do you want to learn?" Wang Qi said, "I often walk with the Lord. Hard walls can't stop you, as long as you learn this spell I met. " The priest smiled and promised him. Teach him the formula of walking through the wall, and call him a spell of high completion, called "the past!" " "Seven kings face the wall and dare not go in. The priest said, "You try." Wang Qi calmly walked to the wall at the foot of the wall and let him go, but the priest said, "You have to bow your head and suddenly go inward. Don't hesitate, stop!" " According to the Lord, the king suddenly rushed to the wall. Sure enough, there was nothing from wall to wall until he turned around and stood on the outside wall. He was overjoyed and thanked the mage and the priest for saying, "When you go back, you should get rid of selfishness, otherwise it won't work." "So I gave him a fee to go home to Wang Qi and tell everyone that swank met a fairy tale. Learning magic is a hard wall that can't stop him and his wife from believing it. Seven kings, they will imitate the practice of the old mountain, a few feet away from the wall, and suddenly rush in and hit the wall. Suddenly, he fell to the ground. His wife helped him see a big bag of shame bulging on his forehead. His wife, who is as big as an egg, can't help making fun of him.
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