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Girls tell you what evil means.
In the context, grandma heard that the child next door was abandoned because of disability, rubbing her heart and saying, what a sin.
I hope it will be adopted. Thank you.
Question 2: What does it mean that the lover told you that she couldn't sleep last night? Men and women who cheat and commit adultery have a hard time. This kind of thing is often the reason for cutting off their children. It violates heaven, and the bad news is extremely tragic. The bad news of adultery is not only Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing, but also ancient and modern! This is a sin! I suggest you stop evil thoughts and repent!
Question 3: A girl volunteered to say good night to you before. Even if she doesn't come back, she says good night to you every night. Now, she won't come back until you take the initiative. Why? I think she is tired.
I hope you can be kind to her.
I used to like a boy.
Talk to him every day.
However, for a long time.
Can't get a little response.
I'm really sad.
I gave up.
But I naturally have him in my heart.
Question 4: It is unforgivable for a woman to tell you that I don't want to do anything wrong to her husband. This kind of thing is often the cause of tragedy. It violates heaven, and the bad news is extremely tragic. The bad news of adultery is not just Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing, but both ancient and modern! This is a serious violation of justice! There must be a heavy penalty behind! I suggest not to be such a person, and those who commit adultery should quickly end their evil thoughts and repent!
Question 5: Ask for a classic joke. My mother said my IQ was only 76. I don't know how high my IQ is I only know that I am a very lethal person. Many people have been hurt because of me. Some of them lost hope in life, and some even committed suicide. So I have always suspected that I have a potential superpower, and this superpower has had a particularly strong effect on my teacher for some reasons.
I remember the first teacher who died because of me. At that time, I was in the first grade of primary school, and my teacher took us to the wild for a natural practice class. Seeing the spring breeze blowing green and the willows sprouting branches, the teacher couldn't help thinking of a question, so he asked, Students, do you know how to tell the wind direction? I know! A little girl in my class picked up a leaf from the ground and threw it into the air. Pick up anything and throw it into the air. Don't you know? Well, that's good. The teacher praised her. Who else would like to show you again and see what wind is blowing now? I ... I volunteered, picked up half a brick from the ground and threw it into the air. ...
Teacher, it's blowing up and down now! ………….
I can't remember clearly what the teacher looked like at that time. I only remember that he struggled a few times and then died. Later, according to the doctor in the hospital, he died because of the sudden strong * * *, which led to the retrograde possession of qi and blood. In this way, I killed a people's teacher
The first grade teacher taught us poultry and animals.
Teacher: There is an animal with two feet. Every morning when the sun comes out, it will wake you up and wake you up. What animal is it?
I replied: Mom! Laughing so hard that the teacher almost died!
After coming home from the mid-term exam, my mother asked me how I did in the exam. My precious son said, I didn't fill in any questions. My mother asked what it was. My precious son said, there is a question asking me how much I get when I multiply 3 by 7. I don't care. I filled in 15. My mother sprayed the water I just drank on my father's face. Hey ... I'm great!
My father asked me how school was. Baby son, dad asked, is your female teacher satisfied with you?
Ah, yes, dad, very satisfied.
How do you know she told you herself?
Of course, dad. The day before yesterday, she said to me,' If all the students are like you, I will leave school at once!' This shows that I have learned everything.
My father's brain. Now! @#$# @! $%$#@
One day in math class, the teacher asked 1+ 1=? I said I don't know. The teacher asked me to go back and ask. I asked my mother who was cooking and told me to go out. I asked my father, who watched the ball again and shouted' cool'. I asked my sister that she had been singing until the baby was born. I asked my brother and he said on the phone; I'll wait for you outside.
The next day, the teacher asked 1+ 1=? I said; You get out, the teacher slaps me, I yell, the teacher scolds me for being useless, and I scold myself for being mean. Get out. I said; I'll wait for you outside. Our math teacher had high blood pressure on the spot and fainted. .....
When the Chinese class is in primary school, all the Chinese teachers in the school go to listen to Teacher Ni. Teacher Ni wrote a quilt on the blackboard and asked me: Do you know this word? I answered no, so Teacher Ni began to enlighten me: Do you have a bed at home? I answered yes, what's on the bed? Mat, what about mat?
I replied: My mother, Teacher Ni thought, this is also true. My mother is a quilt, and I then inspired: What about your mother? My father, Mr. Ni, never thought I would say such a thing. I made a fool of myself in front of so many teachers. In desperation, I asked the quilt? I replied: The quilt was on the ground, and I caught Teacher Ni&; ......& gt& gt
Question 6:26-year-old female, divorced. Can you still find a good man? Among the friends I know, I have never seen anyone say that they don't care about virgins;
For example, a man with enterprising spirit usually starts his career when he is close to 30 years old.
Only in their thirties can they consider getting married. They regard love and marriage as a career, which is a long-term career.
I was told that you can't get married unless you are a virgin. Of course not, but married life is not necessarily happy. Many families quarrel or even divorce or have extramarital affairs, many of which are related to virgins, but the parties are unwilling to talk about it.
3. Men don't really love movies, but they just can't stand the feeling of being polluted! Some people think that the current society is the devaluation of diplomas and the appreciation of hymens. Some people say that the hymen is like your resume when you are looking for a job. If you don't get the corresponding certificate, I'm afraid people will only laugh at you no matter how high your ability is. Therefore, the hymen is not everything for girls, but it is very important for your future life!
If you give a woman the most precious thing to another man, the man who loves you will give you a big discount. If you can give your film to a man who doesn't want to marry you, I just want to say to you: you have put a time bomb on your future life, and when it breaks out, you will lose even more! Maybe now your boyfriend really doesn't care about your past, because you're not sure if he really wants to marry you? Men don't care whether their girlfriends are virgins or not, but their future wives! Maybe they just want to have a short relationship with you.
Living together after marriage and seeing the relevant content in the film and television works, I don't believe that man can stand it. Nowadays, many men are out of * * * just because their wives are not a virgin's subconscious revenge! If you give him your hymen, of course he will have a conscience for you. Even if he is not fresh to you, he will treat you as his own family and will not betray you easily! ! !
7. Please believe in your parents' teaching and China's moral standards. Don't be tempted and tempted to easily lose a girl's most precious thing. In fact, those online shouts that don't care about the past and don't care about virgins are all lies. Some of these people are married. They are satisfied with them in order to emancipate their minds. Some are girls who have lost their hymens. They yearn and fantasize that society and men will forgive their past.
Non-virgin, even if you give 10 thousand reasons, it's all rhetoric. Refuting me is just refuting the post. You can't change the deep-rooted concept of "not a virgin, absolutely don't want to marry" in men's hearts? .
Let me ask you one more question,
You go to a restaurant to eat,
The waiter gives you two pairs of chopsticks.
One pair is well packed,
The other pair was opened by someone else.
Chopsticks are broken. Which pair do you choose?
Or even, the waiter brought you a pair of broken ones.
Chopsticks used by others,
I think you should argue with the waiter at this time: "Why give me a used chopstick?"
If the waiter answers like this:
"What you want to eat is rice, not chopsticks. Just eat comfortably! Why don't you care if it is used by others? "
I guess you have to scold her.
But I think it's not much different from the following sentence.
"You want to marry a person, not the movie. As long as I really love you and treat you well, why care if there is that film? "
I believe that any unmarried person who goes to the store to buy chopsticks will not buy someone else's used chopsticks, even once. Because you think it is dirty, chopsticks themselves are not dirty, not because someone has used it. Besides, you may only use these chopsticks for a few months or a year, and you can't bear to buy chopsticks that others have used once.
People only use chopsticks once, and you feel dirty. So your body, which has been used by others countless times, can't be dirty? You blame your virginity on men, saying that you can't go anywhere without men. Then you can ask chopsticks to reason with people, and pants can also say that no one uses me, so will I be dirty?
Now I want to add some omissions in my post. The purpose of writing this post is to hope that those girls who are still virgins will lead an honest and clean life, know how to cherish themselves, and don't do stupid things and pull back from the brink? I also hope that some men who have irresponsible thoughts about their girlfriends can stop you from such irresponsible thoughts. If you can't be responsible for this girl all your life, don't take it away. > & gt
Question 7: My girlfriend has many friends around her, but her attitude towards her parents is really bad. What happened? Yan took the ball from his friend and deftly turned and threw it to his sophomore. The three main players of the newly born provincial youth basketball championship team walked into the teaching building with laughter. When I arrived at the class with Qi Mu, I was so happy that they just pushed the door and came in. Then they spat out their tongues and looked at each other: Oh, no, I forgot I was still in class.
But the door was wide open, so Zhan Yan saw the Chinese teacher standing under the platform with his arms around him. Ning Jin stood on the podium, holding three or two pages of manuscript paper in his hand, as if he had just read it out.
The whole class is as quiet as a wasteland.
This is a biweekly composition appreciation class.
At this time, the Chinese teacher put down his arm and walked quickly to them, asking: How was the uot competition? & ampuot
Qi Mu showed his trademark sunny smile. Uot, of course our school won! Champion! & ampuot
The classroom was immediately flooded by the noisy tide, blending in with the joy coming from the high school classroom upstairs.
They have stood on the tail tip of senior three. Perhaps this is the last time in high school to share weal and woe with * * * for non-learning events, so everyone roared. Zhan Yan caught Ningjin smiling at herself through the air called excitement. Thousands of flowers bloomed on her chest, overlapping like waves. Only standing beside him, Jim heard the thoughts hidden in his faint smile:
The lovely little golden girl finally ignored me.
The voice of a spoiled child.
When we first met, Zhan Yan never thought that he would understand Ye Zhi because of Ningjin.
[He is the first generation product of artificial intelligence, with black hair and tall and slender. The only difference with human beings is that sometimes stars and silver awns will flash in his eyes. That's quasi-fiberglass light. ]
After a long senior high school entrance examination holiday and countless banquets, the extension of receiving junior high school diploma ushered in military training before entering high school. As a straight student, the students admitted to other schools are extremely embarrassed, so when listening attentively to the lecture of the future class teacher, Zhan He, who is also a straight student, commented side by side on the girl who hurried in with her head down after the queue was sorted out: she was not wearing a bra. Then laugh loudly.
The head teacher saw that the noise source was them, frowned and said nothing.
On the tenth day of military training, there are two hours of parents' visiting time. Zhan Yan saw the glaring Lincoln Zephyr at the gate of the training ground, and then saw his gentle and lovely mother, who staggered out of the car like a goddess and told the driver to take something from the trunk. Contrary to the amazement around me, the extension of my habit is just to look at other parents who appear at the door one after another with boredom.
On a hot summer day, an old lady walked slowly among middle-aged men and women who were in a hurry and eager to try on crutches, reminiscent of dead leaves in autumn, like a touch of yellow in black and white photos, and immediately took away the extended sight. The old lady hunched her back and carried something in a shabby but simple white cloth pocket. Seeing the girl running, she stopped and smiled happily, revealing her missing front teeth. The girl took the bag, held the old man carefully and told him to turn to the shade. She could see her face clearly. After two minutes, she suddenly realized that she was the classmate without a bra.
After the official start of military training, although Zhan Yan can sit at the same table with her once every other month because of the unique transposition system of the Olympic Mathematics class, her impression still stays on that indecent attribute, and the subsequent progress is only: she seems to have noticed it, which is a pity.
Until the class of Grade One, the teacher asked funny questions &; Uot Why do we study &; Uot, get everywhere like &; Uot eats & uot, and. Uot takes a wife & uot, and. uotserve &; Uot's answer that a self-mutilation wound can't survive is almost helpless. It's her turn to stand up:
Toffler, the author of&UOT's The Third Wave, said that there are three forms of power in the world: money and knowledge. I can only live on the last one. & ampuot
Zhan Yan, who was dozing off, looked up. Because of his family, he has seen too many appearances of this truth, but he has never been knocked like this. But what really prompted him to look up at this bicycle deskmate who had never carefully observed it was her last sentence. He suddenly wondered if she was crying.
Only to find that she has a name that is too easy to remember, which reminds him of the winding path in the clear autumn.
Her name is Ning Jin.
And & really began to have special significance to him, when she confronted him in the next semester, and she looked up at him. u......& gt& gt
Question 8: I have been separated from my girlfriend for almost three years. She came to see me once more than a year ago, we made up, and then we broke up inexplicably. I haven't contacted him. My ex-boyfriend and I were together for seven months, and his ex-girlfriend came back to find him. He decisively followed his ex-girlfriend But he will regret it later, because his ex-girlfriend is now a waitress! I just want to say to you, cherish the people in front of you. All you can walk is garbage. Do you want to pick up what is lost in the trash can?
Question 9: I gave it to him for the first time, and I loved him very much, but I didn't feel happy around him. Should we break up? Paradoxically, I have read your question carefully twice and want to talk to you. I hope it will help you.
First of all, I am a man.
I remember hearing a saying that women have sex for love and men love for sex. Believe it or not, this sentence has always been true to me.
I also believe that active girls will not be cherished.
Okay, whatever you think now, listen to me, okay?
All this, it's not your fault, he deserves to die!
I can see that you love him very much, but he failed you. You don't have to explain, he is an animal!
If he loves you, he shouldn't do this to you. If he doesn't love you, he shouldn't take your first time. He should have rejected you earlier, instead of letting you live in such pain.
Although I don't know you or your personality, I think you should take the initiative. Think about it. Friends say that you are his slave, which is cruel enough, but this is their truth.
Love her or not can't determine your happiness. If he doesn't love you (in fact, he really doesn't love you), you will only suffer more. And the longer it takes, the harder it is for you to get rid of this pain.
I think you'd better make it clear to him and ask her what she means and whether this relationship is necessary to continue. If he doesn't care, then you should make up your mind to leave him for your own happiness and future. I won't say much, I just hope you can think clearly, and feelings are really something you can't force.
I understand the so-called virgin plot, but I can tell you responsibly how many women are virgins before marriage! ! ! !
A man who cares about virgins is not necessarily a good thing! There are many good men who don't care about virgins! !
I just hope you won't make this mistake again next time you choose. First, don't be too active, because initiative should be a man's business, because men who dare not take the initiative will be irresponsible in the future! !
Second, don't lose your virginity casually. Really, many men will not cherish you once they have the first time.
Of course, don't be afraid because I said so much. In short, there are many good men. As the saying goes, a good man can't get a good woman, and a good woman can't get a good man, but no, I hope you are the tragedy and you will get the happiness you want.
Well, having said so much, I really hope it will help you.
I'm not here to grade you. I really want to help you. If you are happy, I can give this 20 to anyone, but I will give you 100.
By the way, if things develop and there are any difficulties, you can tell me and add me Baidu.
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