Could you please tell me if there are any good stories or jokes in English that have rich acting skills and should be within 30 seconds? Urgent, please use them.

1. Two birds (Two birds)

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? ( Teacher: There are two birds here, one is a sparrow. Can anyone point out which one is a swallow and which one is a sparrow? )

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. out, but I know the answer)

Teacher: Please tell us. (Teacher: Please tell us.)

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. (Student: Next to a swallow is a sparrow, and next to a sparrow is a swallow.)

2. Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?

Baby Rabbit: Mommy Mi, where did I come from?

Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.

Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please tell me now, please.

Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.

Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat. was dragged out.

3. A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. (Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.)

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" ("What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?")

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. A poor old woman," he replied.)

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman? " ("You are such a good boy," my mother said proudly. "I'll give you two more cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady?")

"She is the one who sells the candy." ("She is a candy seller.

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4. How much English can you speak? (How much English can you speak?)

"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

Chinese translation:

" Mr. Judge, what an injustice it is that my client has been accused of stealing. He had arrived in New York only a week ago and barely knew his way around. Moreover, he only speaks a few English words. "

The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English do you speak?" "

The defendant raised his head and said: "Give me your wallet! "

5.

"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

"But has he finished his own cake?"

"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

Chinese translation:

"Tom, what's wrong with your brother?" " Mom asked from the kitchen. "He's crying. "

"It's okay, Mom," Tom replied. "I'm eating my cake. He cries because I don't feed him. "

"Has he finished his own? "

"Yes. " "When I helped him finish eating, he also cried.

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6.

A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."

The friends say, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"

The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

Passerby A is right Passerby B said, "Guess how much money I have in my pocket?" "

Passerby B said: "I guessed it right, can you give me an answer? "

Passerby A said: "If you guess correctly, I will give you both! "

7.

Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.

"Doctor," he said, "you must help me . I swallowed a penny about a month ago."

"Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?"

"To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then."

Chinese translation:

A poor man who looked very sad walked into the doctor's consulting room.

"Doctor! "He said, "Help me! A month ago I swallowed a penny! "

"Oh my God," the doctor said, "What did you do so early? Why didn't you come to see it then? "

"To tell you the truth, doctor," said the poor man, "I was not short of money at that time! "

8. In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"

"To be deaf," replied the boy.

"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.

"Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.

Chinese translation:

During an entrance exam for a conservatory, the teacher asked one of the boys: "What is the most important physical quality for a musician?" "

"Deaf," replied the boy.

"Nonsense! "The teacher said angrily.

"What's the matter, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked contemptuously.