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Sentences that satirize people who envy, envy and hate.
If you are a meteor, I will chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Too bad you're an orangutan.
3. You have a peony-rich appearance, a plum-blossom tough quality, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-blossom sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a sex maniac!
If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!
You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.
6, you treasure, you treasure, you eat the most, with salt dates in your mouth, dog tail grass in your nose, eyes like light bulbs, and nose like urine. You think you are a silkworm baby, but in fact you are a big straw bag!
7, the mask has been worn for a long time, that is the face.
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