What are some funny sentences or words that describe "black face"?

1, dark, shiny, black. A very colloquial world is black as a crow.

2, the face is like coke, black, African monks-black people hate it.

His skin is as rough as orange peel. His skin is black and wrinkled, like a rough piece of leather.

4, with you, I can show my white!

5, black is the most popular now, and most people can't get this effect in the sun!

6. Standing by your side, I am like a firefly and a matchhead in the dark.

7. Great. There is no mole on your face.

1. My little friend's name is Sun Zhuo. She has dark skin and oval face. There are bright eyes under dark eyebrows. Thick lips. Long hair and ponytails. Her front teeth are big, like rabbit's teeth.

She is a little shorter than me. Two big brushes set off a baby face. Under the dark eyebrows, in the shadow of long eyelashes, Ming Che has a pair of eyes like water, and her upturned nose looks naughty.

3. You were born with a spiral head, your face is black and your fingers are missing, two leaves cover your face, rivers and lakes fly over the eaves, chickens fly and dogs bark, and beauty is dumbfounded. I think I am the leader of the Beggars' Sect, but I actually live in a mental hospital. If you don't accept this statement, see you on April Fool's Day!

On this asphalt road, beggars and children with black sweat shouted all kinds of contradictory news in all kinds of tones.

5. when you say this, your body is faster. I ran to the middle-aged man three or two times, raised my face, rolled my black and white eyes and smiled again: "Dad, do you say there are immortals in the sky?" .

6. In less than a week, Zhou Xiaobing's face was tanned, his hands were peeling, his back was burning, and he sweated half a catty an hour. When he took off his vest, the skin on his back was all black except the vest.

7. Bamboo looks black, so it is purposeful to make up lessons for students with feelings. If you have to, you must think that Miss Li will not give up.

8. I saw the proud sword with a black face, sitting in front of the stove and taking a nap; Looking at the white smoke from the pot, only the smell of Hu began to spread throughout the room.

9. Looking at Lin, who was desperately hiding in the toilet, John Yang had to grab a suit with a black face and put it on.

10, er ... where's Ding? Xiao heard a face of black line behind.

1 1, Tang Guo looked black and was about to retaliate against Yu Xia. Unexpectedly, Yu Xia was so joking.

12, Liu Meng's face turned black. He really lay down and got shot. All his faults were abruptly transferred to him, and he was hit hard.

13, facing a row of black-faced and murderous men with guns and sticks around, these three unlucky people rolled their eyes and squirmed together, and no one dared to respond.

14, their faces are black, their bodies are black, their hands are black, their ears are black, three points are like people, and seven points are like ghosts, which often causes passers-by to panic and scream.

15, a face of black line expression, the child is serious, this is the second time to re-examine Zhu Yougao's attitude, his teeth brushed Sue's trademark silent hey hey smile, and Zhu Yougao's performance is too in line with his own personality.

16, into the pit, author for many years, brushed the fire phoenix countless times, but he couldn't keep his face black, so he wanted to start with these strange mounts.

17, Dalang always sings red face and black head, and Xiao Lang always likes to sing Kun Jiao Jiao Dan, so that Xiao Lang developed a sissy and snored like a mosquito; Brother, if Big Wave sounds like Hong Zhong, he is always barking at the donkey.

18, every morning, she has to make a mask. Her face will change color, because it is very dark when the mask is not made, and very white when it is finished. One night when I was five years old, I watched a very scary movie. I went to my mother's room the next day and gave me a fright. It turns out that my mother is making a mask.

19, the night is peaceful, the festival is Christmas, Santa Claus, riding a deer. Dressed in red, carrying a big bag, always drilling the chimney and looking for a sock bag. A face of black charcoal, a smile before bed, good dreams and good luck.

For example, in order to attract the attention of the mother cat, Tom will catch Jerry, smoke a cigar, spit the smoke in his face and blacken Jerry's face.

2 1, don't let your heart be naked, put on a happy shirt; Don't let love turn sour, taste a romantic candy; Don't blacken your face, put on a little smile cream; Don't let my thoughts wander and put on happy makeup. Good luck and always be with you.

22, a look at this appearance, and immediately understand that this extraordinary Xiao position is not small, so that even the dean's adult, who always has a black face, is so condescending, and Xiao's extraordinary image is not suddenly tall.

23. It is a great honor for Jiang Kailai to see these insignificant friendliness and concern in the eyes of others. Whenever Yang Xiaobo was moved to tears, he would see a black line all over his face.

24. In the crowd, a man with heavy eyebrows, big ears and a bald head came out. His hands were shaking, his face was moving, and his face couldn't be darker.

25, Wang Yao said one-way, and the strong in the middle of winter is because someone poked his foot and his face was as black as Bao Gong.