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"Ordinary world"
In the desolate and barren loess plateau, a county high school, even the highest institution in the county, can't build a restaurant for students in any case. The weather is good and bad, and everyone eats in the open air. Fortunately, these young people are all mountain people. Who hasn't eaten in the wild in Shan Ye? So people don't care about this kind of thing. Usually, when the weather is fine, everyone squats in a circle with their close classmates, talking and laughing, and having dinner.
Idea: No matter how high it is, it still bears the brand of the times.
2020-02-07
The snow in the rain suddenly increased and became more and more blurred from far to near. The city was silent. Vaguely heard a crow in the distance, adding a little dreamy gloom to this gray world.
Idea: This atmosphere is rendered.
2020-02-07
Obviously, due to malnutrition, he has not yet shone with the youthful brilliance unique to his age.
Idea: It's Justin Benhong.
2020-02-07
He spread his slender legs and stepped on the mud. This may be the owner of those black-faced buns. Seeing his tattered clothes, I think he can only eat this kind of food. You see, although the style of his clothes is barely cut, it is still a student's dress, but it is obviously the old-fashioned coarse cloth woven by himself, and the black pigment is unevenly dyed, giving people a dirty feeling. An old pair of yellow rubber shoes on his feet have no shoelaces, and two white ropes should be tied; There is even a blue cloth patch on the upper. Pants were obviously sewn two years ago, and the longer people grow, the shorter they are, and now they are short enough to hang on the handle of half a leg; Fortunately, the socks are high at the waist, otherwise the meat will be exposed. (but who knows except himself, his two socks have long lost their heels, and it is only because of the shoe cover that people feel that the socks are intact. )
Thought: Maybe you still know? Life is conservative, and what is lost is gained.
2020-02-07
The hiss of the iron spoon scraping the bottom of the basin is as shocking as a bomb explosion.
Idea: Pierce his shame and inferiority complex.
2020-02-07
Supposedly, so many people, father and brother, should be able to make a living by working. But over the years, farmers have suffered a lot, but they often return empty-handed every year. The team is poor, can the family not be poor? Besides, my parents have been honest and incompetent all my life, and my old roots are poor to the bone. The vacancy is getting worse every year, and there seems to be no hope of improvement. ...
Idea: My ancestors went through such a difficult period.
2020-02-07
Alas, although it is difficult to go to this school, Sun Shaoping still has an indescribable happiness in his heart. He has now come to a big world from the mountain village. For the son of a poor farmer, this is a great thing in itself!
I thought: I didn't have such consciousness at that time.
2020-02-07
Original: scattered and floating, deep and unpredictable. He suddenly felt that there was a vast world outside their Shuangshui village surrounded by mountains. And more importantly, he now dimly realized that no matter what kind of people, or no matter what kind of situation people are in, they can live well! At that moment, the poetry of life filled his sixteen-year-old chest. Paul's thin cheeks and his energetic figure appeared in front of his eyes from time to time. His eyes are not blind, and he always looks at him like a distant brother. Of course, he will never forget tonya, the daughter of a lovely rich man. It's very kind of her. She once loved the poor man's son Paul very much. Shao Ping didn't hate tonya until the end. He wept for the final breakup between tonya and Paul. He thought: If only he met a tonya!
Idea: the power of reading? Draw spiritual sustenance
2020-02-08
The sky began to dim vaguely. In all directions of the city, the lights have been flashing. The wind gently caressed people's cheeks.
Idea: I like this night.
2020-02-08
He stood in the dark, reached into his pocket and held the small paper bag tightly. His nose was sour and tears blurred his eyes. ...
Idea: Tears can't stand the warm call.
2020-02-08
In the meantime, this big school is as quiet as the beach at low tide.
Idea: What an apt description!
2020-02-08
Only near the middle school in front of the commune did the two of them stop. The middle school is also across the river, with four or five classrooms and two rows of caves; Under the cave, there is a tattered basketball stand on a small mud playground. What a lovely place! They have been here for two years and are as familiar with it as their own bodies. Now they are in a big school, but everything here often appears in their sleep.
Idea: Alma mater? Forever memory
2020-02-08
Jin Bo is a clever boy. He knew that something had happened to Shao Ping's brother-in-law's house, and he might not be able to help, so he rode away. After getting on the bus, he turned his head and said, "If you need me, please let me know ..."
Idea: It's warm.
2020-02-08
Original: Tanzi Village is only a few miles away from Shuangshui Village, and he has nothing to do, so he ran from March 1 day to May 1 day. At first, he often stopped orchids coming back from the mountains at dusk by the roadside at the head of Shuangshui Village, and there was nothing to say. Poor orchid, because her family is poor, often wears patched clothes. Seeing this newly dressed young man, whose face is white and bright, and talking to her so enthusiastically, she can't help jumping up.
Thought: Are you not? Others do, even villains.
2020-02-08
Sun flew into a rage when she told her father that she was going to marry Wang Manyin of Tanzi Village. He cursed her and resolutely opposed her marrying this ghost.
Idea: Does her father want her to have a good life? She wants her own spiritual sustenance
2020-02-08
He has learned to respect a person's feelings, so he tried his best to persuade his father not to do so.
2020-02-08
Because in this world, only this man has given her the joy of first love in her disgraceful youth!
Idea: Although this is his skill.
2020-02-08
Original: Black branches, red dates and yellow-green leaves are colorful and charming.
2020-02-08
Original: the views of the two schools. Generally speaking, the daughter-in-law of the Kim family is neatly dressed and her sitting posture is more in line with the rural ethics: she can't be jealous in public. You can laugh, but you can't open your mouth like a kiln mouth. When sitting, keep your knees together and don't cross your legs. There are also some young women in the Kim family who don't care about this, making their mothers or mother-in-law give warnings from time to time in the crowd. In addition, women in other families are not bound by this, talking and laughing and fighting, just like going to the market. There are also some bold lovers who take advantage of the chaos, make eye contact without saying anything, and even steal to pinch. Most men have a dry smoking pot, which dazzles the clouds around the yard. Some overworked cultivators sleep on the ground with their legs crossed regardless of their dignity. From time to time, people go to the nearby Jinjia ancestral grave to pee, causing some old people in the Jinjia family to run over and shout.
Idea: the breath of life
2020-02- 10
She'll be tempted, too But in these respects, Sun Shaoping has nothing. She heard from the side that Shao Ping's family was suffering in the countryside, so poor that they had only one cave. ...
Idea: It feels like Hao Hongmei, but where is it different?
2020-02- 10
For several months, Tian Runye has been very upset. She struggled between marriage with consent and independent love. Li Xiangqian's family of three and his second mother took turns attacking her, while her beloved Sun Shaoan avoided her. She is anxious all day and doesn't know what to do. As a 22-year-old girl like her, the present situation can be imagined. She doesn't have the capital and courage to resolutely resist the two famous families in the county-one of them is her relative and benefactor, not to mention that they are sincere to her.
Idea: get through this period? You can't disturb your heart or feel sleepy.
2020-02- 10
Since the Shijie Festival, when she handed the note in the envelope to Shao 'an on the highway, she soon returned to Shuangshui Village on a Saturday. She wants to see Shao An as soon as possible and discuss with him.
Idea: regret and shyness? I choose not to regret it, even though I love it.
2020-02- 10
When she returned to school and slowly calmed down to think about it, she wondered again: Did Shao An really have something to do in the mountains that noon? It's entirely possible! He is the captain. He is in charge of many things. Maybe he'll get caught up in something ...
Idea: Girls are always good at making excuses for people they like.
2020-02- 10
On Sunday afternoon, she waited anxiously for Shao Ping to come back. She thought that if Ange came less this time, she wouldn't be as shy as last time and dare to tell him anything!
Idea: Force yourself to be brave again and again.
2020-02- 10
When she left for a boring date with Li Qian, she went back to the dormitory. She saw that Li Xiangqian was gone, but her house was cleaned! There is no ash in the pit; The iron dustpans for dumping garbage are all washed with water ... God, there are such people in the world!
Idea: looking for such a person now? For women, love will grow with time.
2020-02- 10
In addition, the thought of Runye's family makes him even more chilling. Tian is the owner of Shuangshui Village. Over the years, he has accumulated a solid family business, no different from a full-time cadre. Her second father is also a big cadre in the county. How many villages can you compare before and after? Can the children of poor peasants and grandchildren be associated with such a family? This is a joke!
Idea: Should I say he is kind or weak?
2020-02- 10
When Jinxiu's sister calls her after dinner, he will also send the two children to Tanzi Village for a while. The sky is unknown, the two children are afraid, and there are no men in Jinxiu's family. This guard job can only be undertaken by him.
Idea: How about walking with someone you like? I feel very happy.
2020-02- 10
Father also cried. He can't cry any more. Dear dad seldom cries in front of the children like this, but now he cries in front of the children so openly that he feels extremely shocked!
Idea: A warm nasal acid is sprayed on your eyes.
2020-02- 10
He has now overcome the formality when he first entered school, and there is basically no psychological obstacle in dealing with acquaintances or strangers.
Idea: Knowledge gives people confidence.
2020-02- 10
Sun Shaoping is very calm about this now, and there is no longer any abnormal psychological reaction. Life showed a broader content in front of him. His eyes began to shoot in all directions.
Idea: Yes, life is more than feelings.
2020-02- 10
Sun Shaoping has vaguely realized that to live an interesting life, one should not only eat and dress well, but also have many things that he can't fully explain now.
2020-02- 1 1
Original: After seeing Xiulian off, Shao An stood a little melancholy on the rocky road, clutching the handlebars of his bicycle. He saw a line of geese screaming and flying south from the dirt mountain opposite. Winter is coming. It suddenly occurred to him that in spring, he stood here with a note given to him by Runye, watching the geese fly from the south-now the geese fly to the south again. Time, so fast! But the road of life is so tortuous and long. ...
Idea: Are people who eat too much bitter more rational?
2020-02- 1 1
Yes, she has studied for so many years. Don't even know your own name like her mother and sister. Go home! To earn work points in the mountains, you have to learn some needlework-when you grow up and get married, a rural woman has to learn all the jobs she can do. ...
Idea: Being sensible makes people feel distressed.
2020-02- 1 1
At this time, in the big restaurant of the county guest house, it is already a lively and extraordinary scene. Dozens of big round tables are covered with clean white tablecloths, and melon seeds, walnuts, red dates, apples, pears, cigarettes and tea are placed on each round table. Guests who arrive early form a circle and have a table for ten people, eating fruits, eating melon seeds, smoking, drinking tea and chatting. The sound buzzed with laughter. The cadres in these counties, whom I can't see tomorrow, are all acquaintances, and they have a lot to say when they get together.
Idea: Two classes get married? Simple but soul mate? Style, but sadness in joy
2020-02- 1 1
Before getting married, when she came to this house, she didn't pay serious attention to the actual situation of this house at all. Anyway, she loves Shao' an and thinks everything doesn't matter. Only after she got married did she know that this family was as poor as Shao An said. I can't get a few pills a year, and I still support two children who go to school. The rice is basically black bean sorghum thin soup. In a day or two, steam a pot of sorghum flour buns-this is to improve life. It is a luxury to eat two black-faced steamed buns while drinking porridge.
Idea: The icing on the passion cake will fade, and time will show the face of life.
2020-02- 1 1
Xiulian didn't expect her dear husband to hit her. When Shao An's stiff plowman fist fell on her shoulder, the two buns in his hand rolled onto the front kang mat; She tripped and fell to the ground!
Idea: Who loves who hurts more? Books and reality are reminding us that it is too tiring not to marry someone you love deeply.
2020-02- 1 1
The more familiar, the less interesting. He is eager to go to a strange world! He read a lot of books and kept many imaginary environments in his mind. He even thought: alas, if I have no relatives, there is no reason to be alone in this world! Then I can be carefree, even if I wander aimlessly to distant places. ...
Idea: Is the familiar familiar? Strangeness is unknown, unknown happiness, unknown sadness.
2020-02- 12
So, after school started in the spring, Shuangshui Village started a junior high school class. Tian Runsheng and Sun Shaoping, who returned to the village after graduating from high school, took up their jobs and became school teachers.
Idea: Is there love in the book? Jade can only be a teacher at the beginning of a TV series.
2020-02- 14
Tian could no longer restrain his pain. At first, he had an absent-minded quarrel with Captain Sun Shaoan, and then he left. Yes, he is in too much pain. When he was engaged in cooperation, he brought these neighbors together with such warm feelings; He never dreamed that today, more than 20 years later, everyone broke up again. As the group broke up, his spirit was also fragmented!
Idea: the most annoying? Not for what? But hurt your own interests or face.
2020-02- 14
Dolls have grown up-one man after another unconsciously stepped onto the severe stage of life.
Idea: Groups of children grow up.
2020-02- 14
I can take him into my own group. Yu Ting knew this well, so he rightfully attacked this "capitalist restoration"-he knew that my nephew would eventually want him.
Idea: fearless
2020-02- 14
As soon as his son left, the strong Tian staggered to close the door, then plunged into the quilt on the heatable adobe sleeping platform, grinning and crying silently. ...
Idea: Is it collective? Failure is also collective.
2020-02- 14
Original text: "How much do you earn! A brick earns a penny for freight. If you use a rack to pull a car, it is estimated that you can pull 400 yuan at a time and earn a lot of money by pulling it ten times a day! "
Idea: Open the door to a new world.
2020-02- 14
Brother and sister are squatting in this open kiln, eating their dinner with relish. Dinner is usually sorghum, black bean porridge and sauerkraut. In this world, how many people can think of the hard life that ordinary people live in such a place?
Idea: Dad carries wood? I cook breakfast, lunch and dinner in a thatched cottage in the mountains.
2020-02- 15
For most farmers who have only walked through Shijie Festival, they can't imagine the outside world, so they will accept Jin Fu's statement with suspicion. It's easy to make money in big places, right? Jin Fu said that the streets of big cities are full of money. Maybe it is. Alas, alas! Even so, most farmers in Shuangshui Village don't have the courage to go out and pick up RMB in those places. It seems that the old saying is right: support the bold and starve the timid!
Idea: When I was a child, I naively thought that my parents were looking for money to pick up the money on the ground.
2020-02- 15
The two cultivators couldn't sleep because of the changes in their lives, and stayed until Miaoping Mountain turned white. ...
Idea: Insomnia is because life has changed.
2020-02- 18
He didn't read these books in the hope of becoming a great man. But he realized from these books that even great people's lives are full of so many hardships. What is the suffering of an ordinary person? He can't make any amazing achievements in his life, but he should learn from the attitude of great men towards life-this is the greatest gain from reading these books. ...
Idea: Really? Only in this way can we be open-minded and normal.
2020-02- 18
With the passage of the sun and the moon, the leaves on the street turn yellow in the autumn wind. Shan Ye around Huangyuan is also covered by a large area of yellow unconsciously. On the ancient pagoda mountain, some leaves were dyed deep red by autumn frost, like burning piles of fires.
Idea: Is it the same as those black and pink in the mountains?
2020-02- 18
People in Yanggou only gave birth to two daughters. His eldest daughter, Ju Ying, is eighteen years old, but she can't go to school yet. She has been in junior high school for one grade and then one grade. It seems that junior high school can barely graduate, but high school can't get in. When Shao Ping worked in his house, the old couple fell in love with the doll at once. After Shao Ping left, they talked about asking this young man to marry their Ju Ying and be a son-in-law at home. They have no son, but they have a son-in-law, who is taken care of when they are old. So, for several days in a row, Cao ran around the construction site asking about his future "son-in-law", but I didn't expect to meet him unexpectedly in the street today. ...
Idea: You don't need worldly happiness.
2020-02- 18
I bought a big new canvas bag. He wants to show his family and villagers in all aspects that he is doing well outside the door!
Idea: When you see a rich person returning to China, don't think that she has always been rich.
2020-02- 18
I don't want my real situation to be known by others. If it is sent back to Yuanxi, parents will be in a hurry. I hope that everything in Huangyuan is beautiful in the old man's imagination. Among our classmates, no one knows my present situation except Jin Bo. I don't want them to know either. This is not because of vanity, but because I don't want to be laughed at by vanity; I want to go my own way quietly. ...
Thought: don't want to say more? I don't want to explain any more.
2020-02- 18
When they parted, she said to him, "I know you don't want to tell me where you are. However, you must come to me ... "
Idea: It's beautiful.
2020-02- 18
They neither despise the secular life of ordinary people, but try their best to make their understanding of life reach a deeper level. ...
2020-02- 19
Tian Fujun is really like this-he has athlete's foot and always picks his toes with his fingers.
Idea: Tell the truth? I can't accept this scene either.
2020-02-20
Mom, stealing from her own house, she was beaten and scolded by her father ... Over time, he felt that his lover was the best woman in the world. Now, his wife has a business license, sells mutton offal in Erdao Street, runs a family for him and gives birth to three boys. His salary is spent every month, and his wife is supporting him at home; He sometimes goes to the market to ask his wife for pocket money. ...
Idea: Boys who don't like reading literature? Every day is the sky, moon and stars.
2020-02-20
At the mention of Shao An, an uncontrollable pain made her silently bow her head. The past is now back in her heart. Dreamy wandering also lingered in her ears.
Idea: People who move their hearts are better than themselves. How could he forget?
2020-02-20
Some people in the world feel heavy because they are busy, and some people live a depressed life because they are idle.
2020-02-20
Understand the pain of others. As soon as Tian Fujun, who was beset with Pepsi, and Xu Aiyun, who was busy, left this home, it was hard to imagine how the old people lived. As for Xiao Xia, she is roaming in the clouds of youth and seldom sets foot in this house.
Idea: Are green people busy enjoying their youth? Middle-aged people become the mainstay of society? the aged ...
2020-02-20
Greet him warmly, and he just nodded gravely.
Idea: Is the author a gentle person? I have not forgotten to pay attention to the life of an old man who has little to do with the story.
2020-02-20
Xiao Xia took out a kitten from her cotton coat, held it up to him and said, "Grandpa, I bought you a cat in the free market." Look, it is black, too! Two yellow eyes, like your original ones, may be the son of an old black cat! Grandpa, don't be sad. I know you often come here alone ... "
Idea: people? Please know me.
2020-02-22
Original: "... in this way, my love is over. Shao Ping! Until now, I don't even know her name! "
2020-02-22
Original: Kind-hearted. Sometimes on the road, I meet some lonely old people. He always stops by the side of the road, asks these people where they are going, and then lets them get on the bus. If he was driving, his brother-in-law would climb into the upper compartment and let these old people sit in the driving building. He often tells him that if people live in the world, they should do more good deeds; Only by doing good deeds can you live with peace of mind ... My brother-in-law not only taught him to drive, but also taught him a lot about the living. He respects his brother-in-law from the bottom of his heart. He can hardly understand why my sister doesn't live with such a nice man.
Idea: I used to say because I don't love? Now I feel that being with someone all my life is not just because of love.
2020-02-23
He stood in the crowded crowd, without looking at the stage or listening to what was sung on the stage. An unpleasant smell blocked his throat. In the past few days, he has witnessed the misfortunes and pains of people living around him one after another, which made him mentally exhausted and filled his heart with pain.
2020-02-29
For people like Tian, power is symbolic and extremely important. When alive, power is the best spiritual food; Power is also the best requiem when you die. What he is afraid of is watching power be handed over to others. No, he will never give up the position of Party branch secretary of Shuangshui Village, even if he lies on this broken rice mill and never gets up again! Hum, no matter how beautiful and prosperous you live, I still care about you!
Idea: I am stubbornly stuck in the circle I draw.
2020-02-29
It is difficult for a person to imagine the pain of others when he stares intently at his own misfortune.
Idea: So there is no empathy in the world.
2020-03-02
We can't help sighing again: Should we pity her? Or should I be happy for her?
Idea: Imperfection is life, right?
2020-03-03
However, love will last forever. In the loess and rubble, two acacia trees will grow. Green leaves and pink velvet flowers will be mixed together under the blue sky; Snow-white cranes will fly in pairs ... dear, tomorrow, I will go there as promised; I also believe that you will come to see me from another world. ...
Idea: Days are no longer day and night? This day has become a day to remember Xiao Xia.
2020-03-07
In this year that is about to become history, some important events have taken place in China and the world. The 23rd modern Olympic Games, which attracted worldwide attention, was held in Los Angeles in July and August. If the sages of ancient Greece are reincarnated, they will shake their heads and sigh at the low moral standard of modern human beings: during the sacred Olympic Games, wars and killings are still in full swing all over the world. ...
Idea: Can you pay attention to the world? Get a description of a corner
2020-03-07
Dressed up, I put on brand-new holiday clothes inside and outside, put some cream on my face, and walked out of the office building of the district team in shiny shoes, as if I were a different person, and I was a little embarrassed. Although I have to put on dirty and sour clothes and go down the well at eight o'clock tomorrow morning, even if it is only a few hours, I should let myself spend this short time beautifully.
Idea: Go back to my days as an assembler in Master Kong? Although I was still sweating after entering the factory at eight o'clock the next morning? Still mixed with the fried taste of instant noodles? Sauce? Always take a shower after work at 8 pm? Wash work clothes
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