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Children's brain teasers _ children's brain teasers
Brainstorming recommendation in children's education
1. Guess the name of a country in the beauty contest. Answer: Israel.
2. Can a blue pen write scarlet letters? Answer: Of course, you can write in scarlet letters.
3. What is the biggest organ in the human body? Answer: bold and bold.
4. How many seconds does it take for the wall clock to strike six times 12? Answer: 66 seconds
5. How many letters are there in English? Answer: No letters are in Chinese.
Lao Wang has had tooth decay since he was nine years old. Why does he still have teeth when he is 90 years old? Answer: The worm has been replaced.
7. Why are fat people more afraid of the sun than thin people? Answer: The area of the sun is relatively large.
8. What can I borrow without returning the answer: Sorry.
9. The plane that just took off suddenly smoked and fell to the ground. Why is no one hurt? Answer: Everyone is dead.
10. When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in. A: When going to the toilet.
1 1. What happened after Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai became a pair of butterflies in Walk with Me? Answer: They gave birth to a bunch of caterpillars.
12. What can die many times, and in general, the time of each death does not exceed 1 minute? Answer: collapse.
13. There were three people parachuting, A, B, C, A and B brought umbrellas, and C didn't. But later, C was fine and A and B were busy. Why? A: Party A and Party B hold a funeral for Party C..
14. Is there anything in the world that carries people at a speed close to km/h without refueling or other fuels? Answer: the earth.
15. In the exam, Xiaohua rolled the dice to decide the answer, but there were 20 questions. Why did he throw it 40 times? Answer: He wants to check it again.
16. Can a ruler with the length of 1 1 cm be used to measure the length of any integer cm between 1 and1cm? If possible, which scales should be engraved? Answer: Yes. The scale can be located at 2, 7 and 8.
17. Where can't I find such a cheap residence in the world? Answer: cells
18. If a nuclear war breaks out, which two places do you think will be overcrowded? Answer: earth monkeys and heaven
19. What wastes a third of people's lives? Answer: bed
20. What horse can't run? Answer: Trojan horse
Classic riddle sharing
1. Eighteen photos are sent to Caoqiao to guess a word. The answer is: Rong.
2. 18 sent tears. Guess a word. Item's answer is
3. Look at the lake for eighteen nights and guess a word. The answer is: Xiang.
4. Ten-foot man guesses a word, and the answer is: fighting.
5. Ten drops of water guess a word, and the answer is: juice.
6. Guess what the word is at ten o'clock. Guess a word. The answer is: sticky.
7. Guess a word at the 12th National Congress. The answer is: beauty.
8. Guess a sentence at the Fourth Plenary Session of the Twelfth Central Committee. The answer is: beauty.
9. Guess a word at twelve o'clock and the answer is: fight.
10. 12: 10 guess a word and the answer is: hello.
1 1 .12 Julian guessed a word and the answer was: Lord.
12. 12 Guess a word, and the answer is: shade.
13. Guess a word about1solar eclipse on February 20th. The answer is: Jing.
14. 12 meet, guess a word. The answer is: beautiful.
15. 12 Guess a word, and the answer is: quick.
1 6.1February1The weather is fine. Guess a word. The answer is: sunny day.
17. The female representative of the Twelfth Plenary Session guessed a word, and the answer was: Kun.
18. I guess a word generously, and the answer is: points.
19. Guess a word very properly, and the answer is: shoot.
20. Guess a word confidently. The answer is: I feel.
Classic joke sharing
1 Encourage you to lose weight.
When I first started college, I wanted to lose weight. My father advised me: As long as you buy a pair of expensive thin pants and leave them there every day, they will become the motivation to encourage you to lose weight. ? That sounds reasonable. I spent more than 500 yuan on a pair of pants when my brain was hot. But after a long time, I can't lose weight. Then, forget it, now those pants are on dad ... it feels like he played a big game of chess.
It's high time to change your mobile phone.
My daughter came back from the shop and mysteriously said to me, Mom, I saw a beautiful dress, which fits your temperament. Not only is it a limited edition, but the price is also very favorable. ? I was very moved, so I asked the style of the clothes in detail. My daughter unhurriedly opened the photo of her mobile phone. I can't help but enlarge the photo and want to have a closer look, but the enlarged photo is blurred. I said to myself: without pixels, I can't see clearly ... My daughter shouted excitedly:? Mom, finally tell the truth, the pixel is too bad, it's time to change the phone! ?
How about breaking up?
My partner and I plan where to play during the annual leave. I want to go to Dalian and she wants to go to Tibet. Just as we quarreled for a long time because of different opinions, I said, why don't we meet each other halfway? How about breaking up?
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