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Emperor Xuandi of Qin also likes to say that Toy Boy will be buried with him after his death.

Emperor Xuandi of Qin also likes to say that Toy Boy will be buried with him after his death.

Generally speaking, those who can master the world are naturally virtuous people. However, the Queen of Qin Guoxuan, who recently returned to the public eye because of the TV series The Legend of Mi Yue, is not the case. The empress dowager is a proper performer and a performer who enjoys pornographic jokes. Compared with Yu-Ching Fei's "gnome male-",it is really filthy! Empress Qin Guoxuan was originally from Chu, and her surname was Mi, but her name was not recorded in detail in the history books. Later, she married King Qin Huiwen and became the concubine of King Qin Huiwen. At that time, her name was Qibazi. Bazi is one of the ranks of Qin empresses. Before Ba Zi became Emperor Xuandi of Qin Dynasty, according to the hierarchical system of Qin harem, Ba Zi's status was lower and middle. At that time, the rank of concubines in the state of Qin was: empress, wife, beauty, lover, eight sons, seven sons, long ambassadors and few ambassadors.

The life of the Empress Dowager Xuan of Qin State can be said to be like hanging. Yanbazi married Queen Qin Huiwen and gave birth to a son named Gongzi Ji. Childe millet was not qualified to inherit the throne, but it happened that he was dead and went to give the big tripod of Zhou royal family. You know, the ancient tripod carries a lot of weight. Qin Wuwang felt terrible after lifting the tripod. On the spot, blood oozed from both eyes and the tibia was broken. This is great, immortal and disabled. Unexpectedly, it didn't take long for Qin Wuwang to die directly that night. This throne has not been sitting for long, and it will be given to others.

Qin Wuwang died, and Qin was in a state of ownerless. Empress Xuan of Qin naturally did not dare to miss such an opportunity and tried her best to take her son home and inherit the throne. Oh, by the way, Ji Gongzi was still a hostage in Yan State! Childe Ji became the king of Qin, calling Qin the king, and Yan Bazi became the queen mother of Qin. When Qin Xiang acceded to the throne, the number of hits was still very small, and he could not handle state affairs. Therefore, Empress Xuan of the State of Qin began to listen to politics and give orders for more than 40 years.

The Empress Xuan of Qin State can be said to be the first Empress Dowager who listened to politics in history. However, after the Qin Dynasty, compared with the later Cixi, she dumped the Lafayette Cixi for several streets in minutes! During Xuan Di's period, the national strength of Qin was still very strong, and the surrounding small countries were basically eliminated. Make great efforts to prepare horses and lay a solid foundation for Qin's eastward expansion in the future.

After talking about business, it's time to say something else. We can't always let Mrs. Qin Xuan shine and say something else to offset her achievements. It is said that Empress Xuan of the State of Qin is also a womanizer.

There is a passage in the history book: "When Qin Zhao was king, Yi Qu and Xuan Huang were in chaos and had two sons."

Well, this passage is translated into vernacular Chinese, which means that Empress Xuan of the State of Qin had an affair with Yiqu Wang. This can't stand the loneliness and derailment in the deep palace, but also give birth to a child. What do you mean? Confuse royal blood? This is unknown.

Speaking of this Yiqu king, he is the leader of Yiqu, a small country near Qin, and often harassed Qin. Such a relationship should not be a hostile position? How can two people be together?

Actually, this is the so-called honey trap. Empress Qin Guoxuan, in order to secure the throne for her children, took advantage of the arrival of King Yiqu to congratulate the new king on his accession to the throne. After a glance, she took King Yiqu.

Sleep together, return not bashful declare war on each other? You see, the Queen Mother Xuan of the State of Qin sacrificed herself for the long-term stability of the State of Qin. Well, shouldn't she be praised for "sacrificing herself and making everyone better"? King Yiqu completely fell at the feet of Empress Dowager Xuan of Qin State. They often meet, cheat each other and live a loving life.

Yi Qu James Wang completely forgot to deal with the state of Qin. Thirty years later, with the efforts of Empress Xuan and other ministers, Qin became strong and began to expand everywhere. Yi Qu couldn't let go of nature, so Qin Xuantai designed it again and killed Yi Qu Wang with his beauty again.

King Yiqu is dead. According to the lewd nature of Emperor Xuandi of Qin Dynasty, we must find a new Toy Boy! This man's name is Wei Choufu. Although the name carries the word "ugly", he is very handsome. Otherwise, how could he climb into the bed of Empress Xuan of Qin State? Maybe it's because she is so handsome, or maybe it's because Mrs. Qin Xuantai was afraid that she couldn't stand loneliness after her death, so she said this when she died:

"For me, I will regard cabbage as a martyr."

Wei Choufu, you were my man when you were born, and you will follow me after I die. Is this really true love? I can't leave for a moment!

Wei Choufu was frightened by Qin Xuandi's words. Fortunately, savvy people will not let Mrs. Qin Xuan be too arrogant. Yong Ruiwei, a good comrade friend and doctor in Wei Choufu, said:

"The queen mother, you've had enough over the years! The underground king has been surprisingly angry, just waiting for you to take it out on him! You must take him down now. Is this the rhythm to make the late king angry again? "

Finally, the empress Qin dismissed the idea and stopped being buried with him.

I said that Queen Xuan of Qin State was a womanizer. How can I miss her story of telling dirty jokes?

In 307 BC, Chu sent troops to attack South Korea. At that time, Qin was already the empress dowager. South Korea turned to Qin for help, but Chu was her own family. Of course, it doesn't help. So, Emperor Xuandi told a yellow joke to the North Korean doctor who came to ask for help at that time. Yes, it's a dirty joke, and it's also a dirty joke told by the Queen Mother to angels in other countries:

"When my first king was still alive, I often felt very tired. I couldn't stand it. However, when the late king put his whole body on me, I didn't feel tired at all. Why is this? Because when I'm upset, I don't want to get involved in a little thing. However, as long as I feel good, I can hold on to heavy and big things! "

Ahem, that's really dirty.

The implication is, what does your Korean affair have to do with me? I get nothing from helping you. Why should I help you?

After Qin Huang, the mother of a country was so proud that she even told such dirty jokes in public, which of course frightened the doctors and messengers in South Korea. If this yellow joke is calculated according to the full score 10, I have to give it 9 points! Empress Xuan of Qin skillfully integrated the matter of bedfellows into political interests. That's a brilliant move. Finally, the messenger of the Korean doctor saw no help and had to go home.