Speech by the host of the funny wedding

The host's words are the serial words of the host's serialized programs in various performances and parties. In today's society where people pay more and more attention to the atmosphere of activities, emcee and so on are all roles needed in many occasions. Do you know what problems should be paid attention to when writing the host speech? The following is a funny version of the speech of the wedding ceremony host I organized for you. Welcome to share.

The host of the funny version of the wedding ceremony is 1. The host appeared in the opening music (autumn)

Shh ... How quiet! There was no applause at all. Thank you for your silent support.

The breeze is trustworthy, the autumn moon is boundless, and a hundred flowers blossom. Welcome to September 16, 20xx, the most romantic, luxurious and worthwhile wedding celebration of xxx and xxx.

Before our wedding officially begins, the emcee and the host still need to make a mobilization with you. Honestly, it's really hard to talk. I think everyone has been to many weddings. For everyone, this is just a ceremony, a meal and a glass of wine. However, for today's two newcomers, if you clap your hands again, it will be a blessing to their memories. So today, dear friends, before drinking, let's go to Machi and give us your applause to the extreme.

According to past experience, I know that people who follow the ceremony more applaud, while those who follow the ceremony less applaud less. Now, our Mr. Zhang Dian is standing at the door, please supervise. Whoever applauds less will give more to 200 yuan when he goes out. Come on, let's listen to it again ... give everyone here a 200 yuan red envelope. Ok, now our celebration will begin. Then, let's welcome our wedding parents, including the host, the witness and the couple.

Let's applaud Mr. and Mrs. xxx and Mr. and Mrs. xxx.

(Four people walk onto the stage) At this time, our four officiating guests will hesitate. How can we sit down? Ladies first, two mothers sitting in the middle. Two fathers is sitting next to his wife. Don't go wrong. (The host is seated)

At every wedding, we will praise the new couple, but today we are going to praise our master.

Let's start with the father of the bride. Yang's father is dignified, sitting like a bell, and his look is not too serious. Show your eight white porcelain teeth to everyone. Smile and look at the camera.

Ms. Du next to Yang's father is the mother of the bride. We can see that Mr. Du is affable and flushed. At first glance, it is the top leader inside and outside.

This is Li Rui's mother sitting next to Ms. Du. She is plump and well maintained. Turn around.

Li's father who laughs the most is Miss Li. Teacher Li is full of peaches and plums. But at today's son's once-in-a-lifetime wedding, Miss Li is still a little nervous.

Four parents have such good genes that they certainly have a pair of good children.

Then, dear friends, the most solemn and sacred moment of this wedding has come, and we need your grand applause most. Ask the sound engineer to prepare the wedding March-

Please the bride and groom step into the auditorium!

Red apricot branches spring, Iraqis come from Yulan Bridge. Today, the most handsome man and the most beautiful woman in the world are coming to us.

Come to the bride and groom and give back the applause of all relatives and friends at the scene with your sweet kiss. Not really. Have another drink.

Beautiful people remember this happy moment, a person's life, this is your diamond time.

All smiles and great courage. Excellent condition.

Will you give flowers to the bride? First, ask the man on the bride's left. Please tell everyone loudly who are you?

Hello, I'm Li Rui.

This is not to say nothing. If you don't know that you are Li Rui, who is here to catch the gift? Today, I want to tell you who you are and your role. I want to show you that you despise the world and I am the boss. If you can't say it, tell someone else.

I'm Yang's husband.

Highlight the key points again. What are you interested in?

I am the groom of the bride.

Give me a round of applause. It took me a long time to say these words.

Come on, look at the two couples on our stage. It can be said that there are no ugly and ugly couples at the wedding. Let's look at the bride first. The bride is slim, with red lips and white teeth. People can't smell it from a distance. I can smell it from here. It smells good. The groom is already drooling over the smell.

It doesn't matter whether the bride is beautiful or not. The most important thing is that the right person around her says she is beautiful. Come to the groom and think about it. Is the bride beautiful?

Beautiful!

Groom, please keep your voice down. Don't break this microphone.

Look at the groom again. He is very strong. You can tell at a glance that he must have lived in a greenhouse for some time when he was young. Look at this belt. I hope that after you become a husband, you will move this piece of meat from your stomach to the bride as soon as possible and give birth to a healthy baby as soon as possible.

The groom is also very imposing today. Ladies and gentlemen, if you agree with me, please prepare your applause. The newlyweds are wearing straight suits and white dresses. If you walk down the street with a chicken on the groom's shoulder, it is the modern version of the condor hero.

Let's give two new people a round of applause.

Today, these two couples are getting married. We praised a lot here, and praised a lot, but today there is a saying that is very important and can't be joked.

That is the next, two people to each other, to marriage, to feelings of a loyal oath.

Let's ask our groom, the groom, (wiping his nose again) Li Rui, are you willing to marry the woman around you as your lawful wife? No matter she is poor or rich, sick or healthy, you are willing to guard her side until the day when life and love come to an end.

Speak louder, I remind you now. It's not too late to go back on our word, but it's certainly impossible to stand out. So, prepare your unswerving oath, okay?

I know.

Give me a round of applause.

I want to ask the bride Yang if you would like to marry this man with a thick waist as his lawful wife. No matter he is poor or rich, sick or healthy, you are willing to wait for him all your life until the day when love and life come to an end. At this time, the groom cried for the second time. I always feel that our groom today is playing the role of a little wife. Why are you crying, man?

Bride, are you willing to marry this sentient beings, righteous and flesh-and-blood man to be your lawful wife? Will you? Speak louder.

I know.

The applause can be heard.

Well, weddings in China should be reasonable, reasonable and legal. At today's grand wedding ceremony, the newlyweds made the most loyal vows to their marriage. Next, the friendship witnesses will issue them with legal certificates.

Next, please welcome the witness xXX from XX (reading the manuscript). Mr xxx asked for marriage for two new couples.

The witness delivered a speech and read out the marriage certificate, which is legal and valid, and hereby certifies the marriage.

(After the wedding, the witness will give the certificate to the master of ceremonies.)

Ok, thanks to Secretary Li, who delivered all the opening speeches of the Olympic Games here. Very good.

Next, two couples, look at your marriage certificate, which is already in the hands of the master of ceremonies. Tonight, you can get a certificate and bid farewell to your career of driving without a license.

Just to tell you, this marriage certificate was not taken casually. Who gets it first, who is in charge after marriage?

On my mark, I will count to 123.

1 2 3 (I didn't rob it, so I'll give it to you-the guest)

Come on, 123, taken by the groom.

You're welcome. Come on, give it to the bride. Kneel down and give it to her. All right, get up. From now on, this is your loyal servant

Ok, thank you very much for your support in such a festive scene today. As the saying goes, three men help a fence with three piles. Our Li family and Yang family can achieve today's achievements without the support of your relatives and friends for many years. So today, our newcomers also want to thank all the relatives and friends who came and didn't come today, and send their thoughts and blessings to them.

So, please two new people, step down.

The two newlyweds bowed to express their heartfelt thanks to you. The two newcomers started from here, bowed three times, and where they bowed, the applause was warm.

A bow, thank you. Bow twice. All right, three bows here. ,,,, Why is there no applause behind?

Go this way, and then back off. Thanks for your support. Come on, couple. Go back to the stage.

As we all know, although our wedding in China was held for a young couple, it was not the newlyweds who were the busiest and most tired in this process, but the four parents around us.

Next, when two new couples were born during their wedding, they started a new starting point in life. Let's give some gratitude to our parents again at this solemn moment today.

Come on, the couple walked onto the stage and stood in front of their parents.

At this time, let the bride hold her mother's hand and the groom hold her hand. Parents have endured decades of hardships, and children have grown up in countless hardships. On this day, let's take a good look at mother's hands and take good care of them. The perfect combination of these hands, it is through the careful calculation of these hands, propped up our half-clear sky of Li Jiahe Yang. It is these hands that hold together and become the pillars of the zenith, setting up a long rainbow.

Don't cry, bride and groom. Today, mother's tears symbolize our first cry when we came into this world. With tears of happiness, we planted the beautiful fruits of our Li family and Yang family.

Ok, the two newlyweds step back and give our parents the most grand gift.

A bow. Take a bow, the bride and groom should remember that there will be delicious food at home in the future, and don't forget to let your parents try it.

Bow twice. Second, bow, remember, when there is good cloth at home, don't forget to make clothes for your parents.

Bow three times, bow three times, and remember to visit your parents often and complete the ceremony when you have time in the future.

Speech by the host of the cartoon version of the wedding ceremony 2 When spring returns to the earth, in the field of hope, in this fragrant west street, auspicious heaven, distinguished guests, we are all gathered together. Witness the perfect combination of a couple, eulogize the pure love, tell a beautiful marriage, show the elegance of the couple and leave unforgettable moments. The auspicious moment has arrived, and now I declare: Zhu He's wedding officially begins. Please let the bride and groom shine.

Wear wedding fireworks for the bride and groom (for the groom) Wow! As soon as you wear a suit, you are as handsome as handsome! But as far as I know, today's groom was scolded-because he was handsome and talented, he dumped so many girls who chased him, but he became Huiying's prisoner a month ago. I know that Haiying will not mistreat prisoners, and it is possible to punish them lightly. You can have a snack (for the bride). Hey, bride, I almost doubt that you are human-just like a fairy in the sky. You see, the bride is dressed up today, red and white. She is really decent. Compared with Shi and Sai The Story Of Diu Sim, Zhu is the only one in her heart, leaving so many boys aside.

Check the marriage certificate. Do you have a marriage license? No? Oh, it doesn't matter whether you have a certificate or not. I hope you will cooperate tacitly, sow love seriously, manage love and reap love. You will make a fortune (for the bride) next year, earning half of him and half of you. (to the groom) I'm going to have a baby next year, which is half her and half yours.

To drink a toast, the two men shook hands first. Love is like this glass of wine, spicy and mellow. Many people already have it, and many people are pursuing it. Married people should cherish, unmarried people should refuel. After drinking this cup of wine, I feel emboldened. At the banquet, thousands of cups can entertain people.

4 worship heaven and earth in this vast world, in the vast sea of people, after several storms, after several spring and autumn, each found true love, your perfect combination, heaven and earth can learn. Sacrifice the gods of heaven and earth, play music and burn incense.

Worship heaven and earth: Why? New society, new fashion, kowtow and bow are all the same. You two are made for each other. Bow to the sky. You are a couple made of earth. Bow before you bow. Thank god, heaven and earth bowed three times.

Farewell to Gao Tang: Your father is honest and hardworking. He sells lanterns, grows crops, spreads the floor, is not at home, gets up before dawn and goes to bed after twelve o'clock. Is your father tired?

Your father is tired, bring tea. -Is it sweet? If you say that bitterness is sweet, you can't be too tired. You are an outsider.

Twenty years ago, you fell to the ground. It was your mother who helped you walk, taught you to talk and put up with hardships to raise you. Run up and down for your school and your marriage. Is your mother busy?

Your mother is very busy, peel a candy. -Is it sweet? Is it the sweetness of daughter-in-law? Or is the mother-in-law sweet?

Bride and groom stand at attention! Look to the left! Parents bowed, then bowed, and bowed three times.

Six bows, not much, how high is his value? (To parents) They are all touching their pockets. Yo, they have pulled out a big red envelope.

Smile at the red envelope and call mom and dad sweetly; Then collect red envelopes. I said don't laugh, my daughter-in-law wants to hug a woman. The promoted father-in-law wants to smoke, and the bride gives the groom a cigarette.

Bow to the quartet: come down quickly and bow ten times. Everyone has them, including those called grandpa, grandma, uncle, brother, aunt and sister-in-law. I wish you smooth sailing, double happiness, three sheep opening Thailand, four seasons making a fortune, five blessings, June 6, seven stars shining high, all directions entering the treasure, peace in 1999, and complete success.

Husband and wife worship: "marriage" is a transit point of love, a switch from high temperature to constant temperature, and you have experienced passion and romance. Only modesty and understanding can we love each other forever and hold hands for life. Husband and wife worship, love, a bow; Take a step forward and then bow; One more step, zero-distance contact and three bows.

⑥ Enter the bridal chamber. Take your children (shoes)